1 evenin last week my gf n I were gettin into bed Wel da passion starts 2 heat up n she eventually says I dnt feel lyk it i jus want u 2 hold me
I said WHAT? What was dat?

So she says da word dat every bf on da planet dreads 2 hear

ur jus not in touch wid my emotional needs as a woman enough 4 me 2 satisfy ur physical needs as a man

She responded 2 my puzzled look by sayin Cnt u just luv me 4 hu i am n wot i do 4 u in da bedroom?

Realizing dat nuffin was goin 2 appen dat nyt I went 2 sleep

da very nxt day i opted 2 take da day off of work 2 spend tym wid er. We went out 2 a nyc lunch n den went shoppin at a big big unnamed department store. I wlked round wid er while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which 1 2 take so I told er we'd jus by them all.She wanted new shoes 2 compliment er new clothes so I said Lets get a pair 4 each outfit

We went on 2 da jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings let me tell u she was so excited. She must have thought I was 1 wave short of a shipwreck. I started 2 think she was testing me coz she asked 4 a tennis bracelet when she dnt even know how 2 ply tennis

I think I threw er 4 a loop wen I said das fyn honey She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction frm all of da excitement. Smiling wid excited anticipation she finally said I think this is all
dear lets go 2 the cashier

I cud hardly contain myself wen I blurted out no honey i dnt feel lyk it

er face jus went completely blank as er jaw droped wid a baffled WHAT?

I den said, Honey I jus want you to HOLD dis stuff 4 a while. ur jus not in touch wid my financial needs as a man enough 4 me 2 satisfy ur shopping needs as a woman

n jus when she had dis look lyk she was going 2 kill me I added, Why cnt u jus luv me 4 hu I am n not 4 da things I buy u?

Apparently Im not having sex 2nyt either.but at least dat bitch knows Im smarter dan er.

wat wud u do if?!?!?

I asked u out:
I told u i loved u:
I tryed 2 kiss u :
I asked u 4 sex:
I walked in ur room now:
I needed 2 tell u summat tht i cudnt tel ne1 els:
I hugged u:
I asked 4 ur numba if u was walkin dwn da street:
I asked u if i cud cme live wiv u:
I hit u:
I pulled ur trousers down:

if u wanna say nefin bout me that uv neva sed b4 say it here:

It flems T.U.G.wid the B the ugly gets beautiful as you will c and dis one’s for ben R.I.P Swipe SE20 stand up and sit down and just listen its crazy this one’s for Louii and Jakey heads up I swear down mate I got ur back dead straight.
The roads them are sticky they try take ben i dnt wanna cry so im gunna spit flem I told that its crazy the roads them are sticky and u need to rememba they try take biggzy im so glad I fanx god that it wernt ziggy coz the nxt episode wernt of been pretty, gangs of London south east city keep ur eyes open it could get tricky, silly gritty just like a movie im outside and all i c if gooneys a lot of big guys acting guooshy a lot of silly guys acting brookey so more time im just chilling wid the groupeys stick to draw or digging the cuooshy this id for you ben this is for you b, this is for your little bruvas jake and louii.
The roads them are sticky they try take ben I dnt wanna cry so im gunna spit flem,
The roads them are sticky they try take ben I dnt wanna cry so im gunna spit flem,
Im feeling kinda angry plus I feel mad and plus I know the yout the shank ben wernt bad and plus I know the yout that shanked biggz wernt bad tryin to get a rep little kids gone bad everybody wicked now and all turned bad theres no more old school licks from your dad everybody gotta link to get a strap no more fist to fist to c whos bad . Im ever so mad little louii just a lad he used to look up to ben like ben was his dad he used to look up to ben like ben was his man coz ben was his bruva and ben was his fam.
The roads them are crazy they try take ben I dnt wanna cry so im gunna spit flem,
The roads them are crazy they try take ben I dnt wanna cry so im gunna spit flem,
The roads them are crazy they try take ben r.I.p to my boi from penge
The jurneys not over I will c u In the end r.I.p to my boi from penge
The roads them are crazy they try take ben r.I.p to my boi from penge
The jurneys not over I will c u In the end r.I.p to my boi from penge
This one’s for you louii and jake!