Some things to do if you're bored . . .

- Wax the ceiling
- Sharpen your teeth
- Clean and polish your belly button

- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a bed of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your pillow X-rayed
- Drink straight shots of water
- Calmly have a nervous breakdown
- Fly a brick
- Plant a shoe
- Play a piano...with mittens on
- Scheme
- Cause a power failure
- Play dead

- Find a witch
- Wriggle
- Regress
- Try to join Hell's Angels by mail

- Ask stupid questions
- Weld your car doors shut
- Be a monk...for a day
- Intimidate a piece of chalk
- Abuse the plumbing
- Bend a florescent light
- Annoy total strangers
- Throw marshmallows against the wall
- Hold an ice cube as long as possible
- Adopt strange mannerisms
- Blow up a balloon until it pops
- Open everything
- Balance a pencil on your nose
- Pour milk in your shoes
- Write graffiti under the rug
- Embarrass yourself
- Grind your teeth
- Chew ice
- Count your belly button
- Stack crumbs
- Make up words that start with X
- Balance a pillow on your head
- Hold your breath
- Interview your feet
- Play with matches
- Buff your cat
- Change your mind
- Change it back
- Build a pyramid
- Stand on your head
- Stand on someone else's head
- Paint your teeth
- Wear a salad
- Speak with a forked tongue
- Get mad at yourself
- Redecorate...your garage
- Develop a complex
- Do aerobic exercises...in your head
- Build a house with ice cubes
- Challenge your neighbor to a duel
- Build a house out of toothpicks
- Howl
- Find a bug and chase it
- Make yourself a pair of wings
- Dance 'til you drop
- Outmaneuver your shadow
- Climb the walls
- Appreciate everything
- Eat everything
- Tie-dye your sheets
- Think lewd thoughts about yourself
- Send chills down your spine
- Make up famous sayings

well wat can i say i`m well into bikes, just as much as i`m into girls. i like to think of my self as an excellent rider in both aspects. but you`l av to get to know me to find that out