Lashonta Porter

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R.I.P MY DADDY (FRED) GRANDMA NANNY & GRANDDADDY I LUV U VERY MUCH I BET YALL HAPPY TOGETHER UP THE
Me, Myself, and I
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♥«´¨`MAMA•´¨`»♥
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I'm tha Badest Bitch around Southside of Bessemer.All them bitches alway's tryin to fight a bitch but hoes you will find tha right one..... me!!!I party like a rockstar. I make sure I wipe me down from shoulder,chest,pants,shoes so bitch wipe down.Know fuck with tha wrong one and them k's will at your fuckin heads. Pussy ass nigga's!!!!!!
{Badest Bitch around Sideside of Bessemer}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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████████████] 98% fιиз
█████████████] 99% gσяgзσυѕ
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SEXYNESS IZ(COMPLETE)
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████████████] 110%PRETTY & SEXI
█████████████] 200%HEALTHY
██████████████] 300%REAL & TRUE BITCH
IM A REAL & TRUE BITCH
IM A REAL & TRUE BITCH ALWAYS
BORN AS A BITCH AND DIE AS A BITCH
BOYS ALREADY CALL US A BITCH SO WE
GOIN SHOW DEM A BITCH
ALL YALL FAKE BITCHES U NEED 2
BECOME A TRUE BITCH AND STAND UP 4
YOSELF
Music
RAP AND R&B AND DIFFERENT SONGS-PLEASURE-LIL WAYNE-LIL BOOSIE-SWV-JOE-MR BIGGS- MARIO- AND MORE
Films
LOVE N BASKETBALL,
SCARY MOVIE,
COMEDY MOVIE,
UP TO DATE MOVIE AND SOME OLD MOVIE
Sports
ALL..................football
 , basketball, softball, baseball
 , cheerleading, dance &flag girl
Scared Of
scare of shit???????????? But god






DIS SOME REAL SHIT FROM ME

What can I say nothing more than I'm (me) take it or leave it- I don't sugar coat the truth nor do I ignore it- and to be honest I'm a spoken being- I speak my mind at all times no ifs and's or buts about it- so if I offend U too bad- I don't like immature people, I might come off as being stuck up and mean but if that's your opinion of me so be it- I also dislike people who judge- It's not your place to judge me and mine- Judge not or U be judge also- or something like that- any way I do my own thing I don't follow anybody I don't care what people think about me because someone will always have an opinion on what U should and shouldn't do- so I say do U- There are somethings that may offend many of U but in my experience I've learned that I cannot please all nor can I make my oppinion your own but I can give U my thoughts. HAVE A BLESSED AND PROSPEROUS DAY
MY BITCH POEMS
call you my bitch"
"I call you my ace"
"I call you my love"
"You, I cant replace"

"You my right hand"
"And you my left"
"My numba 1 bitch"
"For you I shoot a bitch in da chest"

"I see you as my hood bitch"
"My good bitch"
"My friend dat alwayz understood bitch"

"Your my thorou chick"
"My first pick"
"Smack a hoe if she gettin slick bitch"

"Your my bitch"
"Your my sister"
"Your my love"
"Your my ace"
"Your my right hand"
"Your my partner"
"Your my friend"
"Your my first pick now till da end"
Hope you get da picture bitch lol..z!
smokin weed and black -n- mild
i most smoke when wit my home folks and sometime wit myself , what im talking is my weed and my black.
My Sex Poems
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
The Other Half Of Me
Clinton Little

Clinton Little

DIS MY CRAZY ASS FRIEND AWAN (LOVE IT)

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  • YEA IT ALL ME

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  • ALL DA WAY IT ME AND ME ONLY

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  • R.I.P GRANDMA NANNY I LUV U

    NANNY I MISS U MAN COME BACK TO ME WE DID SO MUCH TOGETHER I GOT AWAY WITH THING DAT I SUPPOSE TO BE IN DEEP TROUBLE MAN I USE TO CUSS IN FRONT OF U AND I REMEMBER DA WORD U USE TO SAY "ALRIGHT MAMA U BETTER STOP CUSSIN I TAUGHT U BETTER THAN DAT" BUT U ALWAY LET ME BE MI SELF MAN NANNY I LUV U WITH ALL MI HEART AND SOUL NANNY I GOT SO MUCH TO SAY DAT EVERYTIME I THINK BOUT IT IT LIKE I ALWAY CRY BECAUSE I CANT DO IT NO MORE IN MI LIFE TIME THE ONLY TIME I WILL BE ABLE TO TALK TO U IN MI PRAYER AND WAIT UNTIL I SEE U IN HEAVEN EVERYTHING ON CHANCE SINCE U LEFT HERE U BURIED IN MI FAVORITE COLOR AND U NO WAT MI FAVORITE COLOR IS"PINK AND BURNEY" AND I MAY SING AT YO FUR. I NOT GOIN TO SAY DA WHOLE WORD OR IM GOIN TO TO CRY BUT I PROMISE MI MOM SHONDA I WANT CRY ALL U WANTED WAS LET YO HOUSE TO BE CLEAN AND TO MAKE U IT STAY CLEAN GRANDMA NANNY I WANT YO RING AND ANYWAY GRANDMA MAN I DONT WAT TO SAY EVERY TIME I SEE YO ROOM I REMEMBER U IN IT NOT WITHOUT U IN IT I WANT U HERE WITH ME IT SEEN LIKE YESTERDAY I TALK TO U AND NANNY I WAS MAD AND I HOPE U FORGIVE ME I BREAK YO TABLE BUT DAT OF IT I HAD A BIG RIP ON MI FACE U DID IT BECAUSE I SEEN U DID IT I WANT TO SEE BEFORE U AND I DID NOT GET TO SAY BYE BYE AND I LUV U NOW I CANT SAY IT BECAUSE U GONE GONE AWAY BUT STILL I CAN MAKE IT BUT THE STORM IS OVER NOW AND I NO U SEE EVERYBODY UP THERE TELL EVERYBODY I SAY HEY AND I LUV THEM VERY MUCH AND NANNY I NO YO LEG OR YO BACK DONT HURT EVERYTHING IS OKAY AINT IT AND SO I TALK TO U LATER GRANDMA COME SEE ME TONIGHT AND GIVE ME A KISS AND A HUG DONT SCARE ME BUT PUT ME IN YO HAND NOBODY ELSE BUT YO HAND LOVE U GRANDMA REST IN PEACE PEACE OUT LOVE U GRANDMA NANNY

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[x] Name: Lashonta Renea Porter
[x] Birthplace: December 10 1993
[x] Current Location: u already kno
[x] Eye Color: brown
[x] Hair Color: cherry black
[x] Righty or Lefty: righty
[x] Zodiac Sign: sagt
-----------------YOU PREFER------------------
[x] Pepsi or coke: pepsi
[x] McDonalds or Burger King: burger king
[x] Single or group dates: group dates
[x] Adidas or Nike: nike
[x] Chocolate or vanilla: both
[x] Cappuccino or coffee: cofffee
-----------------DO YOU------------------
[x] Smoke: black
[x] Take a shower: yea
[x] Have a crush(es): yea
[x] Who are they: mi baby daddy
[x] Do you think you have been in love?: yea TOO many
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college: yea
[x] Like high school: yea
[x] Want to get married: yea
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: what
[x] Believe in yourself: yea
[x] Get motion sickness: what
[x] Think you are a health freak: what
[x] Get along with your parents: yea so wat
[x] Play an instrument: yea
-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------
[x] Flown on a plane: no
[x] Missed school because it was raining?: hell yea
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: guy yea
[x] Cried during a Movie?: yea all da time
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?: wat
[x] Had an imaginary friend: wat
[x] Had crush on a teacher?: wat hell naw
[x] Been caught "doing something": yea
[x] Been called a tease: no
[x] Been in a fight: yea
[x] Shoplifted: maybe
-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------
[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had: 20
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
[x] Number of CDs that I own: 3
[x] Number of tattoos: 2
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 15
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret: wat
---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------
[x] Yourself: yea
[x] Your friends: so wat
[x] Santa Claus: not forreal it ur parents
[x] Tooth Fairy: wen lil
[x] Destiny/Fate: wat
[x] Angels: yea
[x] Ghosts: yea
[x] UFO s: wat
[x] God: yea
--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?: sumtimes
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: yea
[x] Do you like anyone?: yea
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: yea
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?: wat
[x] Are you close to any family member?: yea
[x] Who do you hang around the most?: family
[x] When have you cried the most: wen missin mi pep
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?: havin fun
[x] Worst Feeling?: thinkin of pep who died
---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------
[x] Cried: yea
[x] Worn jeans: yea
[x] Met someone: yea
[x] Drove a car: yea
[x] Talked on the phone: yea
-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------
[x] Best eye color: any
[x] Best hair color: any
[x] Short or long hair: any
[x] Best height: no matter
[x] Best weight: no matter no very fat
[x] Best first date location: anywhere were we met

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10 December
Lucky Color:Mustard
Personality Strengths:Compassion, Creativity
Personality Weakness(es):Impatience
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Cliched
Adjectives to Describe You:adventurous, enterprising
Description:
A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

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Name :   LASHONTA RENEA PORTER
Nick Name :   BABE-MA-CAKE / LIL MAMA
Birthdate :   DECEMBER 10 , 1992
Birthplace:   BESSEMER
Eye Color:   BROWN
Hair Color:   BLACK AND BLACK CHERRY
Height:   5'5
Weight:   185IB
Piercings:   5
Tatoos:   2
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   YEA
Vehicle:   NO
FAVORITES
Food:   SOUL FOOD
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   TACO BELL
Candy:   CHOCOLATE
Number:   12
Color:   BLUE AND PINK AND ALSO RAINBOW
Animal:   DOGS AND CATS
Drink:   KOOL-AID AND PEACH DRINKS
Body Part on Opposite sex:   SHID I DONT NO IM A FREAK
Perfume:   BODY WORKS
TV Show:   HOUSE OF PAYNE AND MADEA SHOWS
Music Album:   LIL BOOSIE, LIL WAYNE, USHER AND SLOW JAMZ
Movie:   LOVE N BASKETBALL,SCARY & FUNNY MOVIE
Actor/Actress:   JAMIE FOXX
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   PEPSI
McDonalds or BurgerKing:    BOTH
Chocolate or Vanilla   BOTH
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   BOTH
Kiss or Hug:   KISS
Dog or Cat:   BOTH
Rap or Punk:   RAP
Summer or Winter:   SUMMER
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   SCARY MOVIES
Love or Money:   LOVE
YOUR...
Bedtime:   5:00 N DA MORNING
Most Missed Memory:   MY GRANDMA SISTERS AND WHO EVER DIED ALL
Best phyiscal feature:   MI SMILE WELL MI FACE
First Thought Waking Up:   GOD , FAMILY, AND BOYFRIENDS
Ambition:   NO
Best Friends:   EVERY BODY DAT KNOW ME AND FOR EVERYBODY I MISSED LUV U
Weakness:   NUN
Fears:   GOD
Longest relationship:   1 year and so on
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   NO
Ever been beaten up:   NO
Ever beaten someone up:   YEA
Ever Shoplifted:   NO
Ever Skinny Dipped:   NO
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   YEA
Been Dumped Lately:   NO
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   BROWN AND BLUE AND RED AND HAZY
Favorite Hair Color:   BLACK , BROWN
Short or Long:   LONG
Height:   6'6
Style:   NOT UGLY , SMART, RESPECTFUL
Looks or Personality:   BOTH
Hot or Cute   BOTH
Muscular or Really Skinny:   MUSCULAR
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   SHID I DONT NO
How do you want to Die:   FINE ,SEXII
Been to the Mall Lately:   YEA
Get along with your Parents:   YEA
Health Freak:   NO
Do you think your Attractive:   WAT
Believe in Yourself:   HELL YEA
Want to go to College:   HELL YEA
Do you Smoke:   NO
Do you Drink:   YEA
Shower Daily:   HELL YEA
Been in Love:   YEA
Do you Sing:   HELL YEA
Want to get Married:   YEA
Do you want Children:   YEA
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   never
Hate anyone:   NO
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LASHONTA RENEA PORTER

L

Lively

A

Angry

S

Sassy

H

Humorous

O

Outrageous

N

Naughty

T

Trustworthy

A

Alluring

R

Responsible

E

Excellent

N

Nutty

E

Energetic

A

Angry

P

Pleasant

O

Odd

R

Relaxed

T

Trustworthy

E

Excellent

R

Rebellious

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Belly Button Ring

Your a bit of a lusty one aren't ya?

Are you beautiful?

YOUR H.O.T, HOT!

You have nothing to worry about, you are as pretty as can be or....handsome if your a guy.

What body part do boys most notice on you? (for girls)


Boobs

Ooh You Have Lovely Boobs! Get Them Out If Your Trying To Pull A Guy ;]

Which Family Guy Character Do You Most Act Like?


Meg

You are most like Meg! You are self-conscious about your appearance in general and are not that popular. You are often shown as emotionally fragile or disturbed.

Do you REALLY love him?(girls only)


You really love him!!!

you really really love him!!!

How "In Love Are You"?


Deeply

Love is all you think about, he/she means the world to you, nuthing could ever stop you from being together!!!!

Are You Best Friends Or Just Friends ?


Best Friend!

you and your choosen friend are best friends and always will be x

What Singer is your boyfriend?(girls only)


Zak Efron

Your boyfriend is Zak Efron. You love attention, Zak Efron gets all the girls. The main thing in your life is to have great friends.

Are You A Girly Girl Or A Tomboy?

You Are A Girly Girl!

You love your make-up and hair straightners, and wouldn't be seen dead in last years fashion craze.

HOW MANY BABIES WILL YOU HAVE ??


3 kids or more

wow. you have a lot to deal with, take it slow and you should find you can cope.

Does He REally Like Youu [Girls Only]


He Loves Youu..!

He Loves Youu So Much.. Youu Two Make The Perfect Couple.

What is the perfect job for you? (Girls)


Model

The job that would suit you best is a model. You dont like things that get you dirty and you spend most of your life looking in the mirror.

What girl are you ? (girsl only)


skank

your one of the popular group, you were short shorts go to partys and love to toy with your boy people hate you and love you just figure out who hates you and who loves you
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    this iz to all them bitches that think they are tha badest bitch.They act like there all hard but i can show you tha hardest bitch around and that's me all over!!!!!!!
    Tha Badest Bitch Around
    this iz to all them hoes that be sho...

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    do you love it or it's ugly tell the truth

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    Hey beautiful! Whatz good pretty girl!

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    WAT EVA U SAY LITTLE GIRL

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    GUH U SO UGLY ....JUZ PLAYIN U R ?

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    Hellar How Are Yew Doin 2Day Just Droppin By 2 SHow U sum Love And 2 see how u doing

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    WHATS G00D??

    iM GLAD Y0U F0UND ME MAMA

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    THAT'S WUZ UP

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>

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    thanks for the add

    56 weeks ago
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    Lashonta Porter

    U WELCOME HOW U DOIN WIT MI HOMIGURL

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    wassup wit cha thanks for da add

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    aye you ready fo school or did you graduate all ready like me ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee holla

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    hey lashanta wats been goin wit u

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    nun wats up

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    HEY DIS YO OTHER PAGE SHONTA2SXY HOL;LA BACK AT ME AND SHOW SUM LUV BACK LUV U

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