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Infected girls do it better - Electric Six
Me, Myself, and I
You bet your balls i'm neil diamond!

Quotes from Salou

Emmet let's do those two over there..........you take the ugly one.
Derek

Which one is the ugly one? Plus i think they're 14!
My reply

I like your glashes!
Mary

Linda Mullahey, yeah yeah yeah!
Derek

Miguel, Miguel, MIGUEL!
Neala

Jeez I do feel awful confused in the evenin.
Damien


Now we enter Niamh territory!

I don't have a crotch..............well it's not out!

There was a monkey there and it was class!

(Absolutley loaded) Take me seriously! I'm not a tramp!
Music
AC/DC, Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Dire Straits, Damien Rice, Electric Six, The Feeling, Guns N' Roses, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly., Colin Hay, Iron Maiden, Joan As Policewoman, The Killers, Kiss, Lifehouse, Matchbox Twenty, Modest Mouse, Meat Loaf, Neil Diamond, Oasis, Paul Simon, Queen, R.E.M., REO Speedwagon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, Supergrass, Talking Heads, Toto, Tenacious D, Tom Petty, Travelling Wilburys, U2, Velvet Revolver, The Who, Xzibit (not really a fan but you see where i'm goin with this!) Youth Group, Yes, Zwan.
Films
Ferris Bueller, Usual Suspects, Die Hards etc.
Sports
Come on Leeds United!
Scared Of
Damien and John when they get together. Warren's bedsheets!
Happiest When
Sleeping, drinking, eating and listening to music. If there were only a way to do all of them at once!

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  • From Cracked.com "The 10 Most Insane "Sports" in the World"

    #9.Hurling

    Where: Ireland.

    What is it?
    An Irish sport which appears to be a hybrid of field hockey, soccer, football and unremitting, pants-wetting terror.

    The game is played with axe-like sticks called hurleys or "camáns" and a small, hard ball. Two teams, each with 15 Irishmen of questionable mental stability attempt to score goals by smacking the ball as hard as possible, at head height and at terrifying speeds.

    Origins:
    Hurling' origins are based on some kind of energetic outdoor activity participated in by ancient Gaels that most people refer to as 'warfare.' When the Irish began to migrate overseas, they attempted to set up hurling leagues in their adopted countries, but everyone else was too frightened and/or mentally stable to play.

    Interesting fact:
    Although a well-hit ball can travel at speeds of almost 100 miles per hour, hurling players wear no protective gear. Players can choose to wear a helmet, but many choose not to, figuring if God had wanted men to wear helmets, he wouldn't have given them those ball-deflecting skulls.

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  • From Cracked.com "The 9 Most Unnecessary Greatest Hits Albums Of All Time"

    #9.The Best of Vanilla Ice

    The window of time in which the world actually gave a shit about Vanilla Ice was quite slim, maybe a year, max. Granted, during those twelve months, the man put together a dazzling string of accomplishments: the first rap song to reach #1 on the Billboard pop charts, one of the best selling rap albums of all time, several Grammy and American Music Award nominations, sex with a still hot at the time Madonna. It was a good run.

    But as adored as he may have been for 52 weeks in 1990-1991, he was absolutely fucking hated a million times more for about ten years after. An incident in which he was supposedly dangled from the ankles off a balcony from the top floor of a hotel and forced to sign over the publishing rights to his biggest hit ever is still used as comedy fodder to this day, most recently on a 2006 episode of Entourage. Chew on that for a second, the fact that Vanilla Ice was almost murdered by Suge Knight is thought to be hilarious by millions of people. This album could be called The Very Best of That Fucking Ice Ice Baby Dick That Suge Knight Should Have Dropped To His Death and nobody would bat an eyelash.

    Best Moment:
    How do you pick just one? Is it "Ninja Rap," a song whose "go ninja, go ninja, go!" chorus evokes kick ass visions of actual ninjas doing the running man, until you realize it's a song from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack? How about "I Love You," a tender hip hop ballad that shamelessly apes LL Cool J's "I Need Love" but does it in such a pussified way it manages to make "I Need Love" sound like "Fuck Da Police" in comparison? Perhaps "Satisfaction" would be more to your liking, a tune in which our hero samples The Rolling Stones greatest riff ever, almost certainly without their permission, and proceeds to take a four minute long hip hop shit on it. Really, we can't decide. It's all pretty goddamned awful.

    Most Awesome Amazon.com User Review:
    "If you decide to buy this CD, wait patiently by the mail box till it arrives. Upon arrival, quickly open the box, then pull the security tape from the jewel case. Open the jewel case and place the CD in one hand. Break the CD in half, then slit your wrists with the remaining shards. As you begin to die look at your reflection in the mirror-like surface of the broken CD, and ask your self what you were thinking when you ordered this CD!"

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  • Warren's misprenunciation of the word reaction

    Warren has a really hard time prnouncing the word "reacion". Anytime he says it it sounds like he says "erection".

    Quotes so far:
    "Yeah, I do have poor erections"

    "What are ya on about i have cat-like erections"

    More as they come!

    1 Comment 655 days

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  • Lester Carty
    Lester Carty

    How Americans are making $6000 a month with Home Jobs http://www.hurl.ws/77aq yxdxq

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paul
    Paul

    fuckin hate bebo

    21 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus
    luv Niamh Mc Manus

    Facebook x

    21 weeks ago
  • Lorraine Bodkin
    luv Lorraine Bodkin

    Hey emmet how ya gettin on hear your livin it up!!! you enjoyin yourself?x

    27 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus
    luv Niamh Mc Manus

    Well in that case I hope you catch the herp ya bollix :P (Xx!)

    28 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus
    luv Niamh Mc Manus

    I wandered into work yesterday in a good ol mood considering I had only 3 hours sleep...then what happens!!!!!!!!!!? Oddly good music was playing in the background (making a change from Cathals usual '70s songwriters' cd)...then I realised it's one of the cds you made :( so I became all sad and moany for the rest of the day...therefore on behalf of all the customers I half arsedly served on Sunday I wish to say SCREW YOU Emmet for going away!!!!!!
    Also obviously I hope you are keeping well and are having lots of fun! :L Love ya, chat soon X

    28 weeks ago
  • Warren Nestor
    luv Warren Nestor

    I'm goin out ta London and we'll have ur goin away party as soon as i get out there ok!!?? Seriously, i'll be out there in the next few weeks.

    29 weeks ago
  • Aine Sheridan
    Aine Sheridan

    hey dude!how ya gettin on??lost my fone nd all my numbers so havnt bin able 2 txt ya!

    29 weeks ago
  • Johnny G
    Johnny G

    Howya Emmet? hows everythin goin for ya in London? r ya missin the big city of Milltown yet? :L -bet not!!

    29 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus
    Niamh Mc Manus

    This is the kind of thing you miss when you move to England...



    ...Yesterday a BULL escaped from Ballinrobe mart...
    ...he ran up the street, bypassed Tesco's, then charged INTO Supervalu...
    ...he ran up and down the aisles of Supervalu charging at shoppers and trollies...
    ...Then he falls, gets up, sees the farmer who has been chasing him up the town to try and catch him, and starts to charge after the farmer...
    ...bull chases the farmer back out of Supervalu and back down the street, and the farmer has to run into another shop to escape!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Video footage on the news!

    YOUTUBE IT!!!!!

    Funniest thing you will ever see in your life ever, it is even a little bit funnier than the funniest of Disco fits :L

    Hope you're well Xx :)

    30 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus 30 weeks ago
  • Paul
    luv Paul

    what the fuck is towely sayin bout me??? he's jus pissed of cos I deleted as a friend muhahahaw,,, what a towel. jus back from a class game of soccer there in cil ard,, but what do you care???? your livin the life in london baby ya!!!

    30 weeks ago
  • Frankie De Torri
    Frankie De Torri

    screw u >:( ,well maybe it is a little, no he dint call round ,what did he z,gonna av to ring him soon neway nd let him know whats happenin,summit awful funny to tell ya bout paul ,il private mail it to ya later

    30 weeks ago
  • Warren Nestor
    Warren Nestor

    hey man, how's all in London, sorry i couldn't catch ya before ya went. hows the work??

    30 weeks ago
  • Alisha S
    Alisha S

    awe i wudnt blame ya for that!!! :( awe seriously?? suppose in these 'recessionary times' as my dad likes to say ya've to take the jobs whereever they are!! least ya'll ave loads a money to fund ur drinkin!! :D :D ur missin nothin in ireland suprise suprise, besides a bit of sun suprisingly!! :L

    30 weeks ago
  • Alisha S
    Alisha S

    hws all in london?? missin milltown yet are we?? :D

    30 weeks ago
  • Pick Up Pete
    Pick Up Pete

    How's
    London England?

    31 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Manus
    luv Niamh Mc Manus

    Hey hey I'm guessing you don't have internet access yet so as soon as I get credit I'll give you a shout, hope it's all going great for you Xx

    31 weeks ago
  • Christopher Thomas McHugh
    Christopher Thomas McHugh

    howdy mate sorry i missed you celebration of you leaving the island. have you gone yet i dont know these things warren tell's me nothing,if you have any crack.

    32 weeks ago
  • Fiona Greene
    luv Fiona Greene

    Hey!...hope you're enjoyin it so far!..."just promise me that you won't become an alcoholic." :L :L :L

    32 weeks ago