“If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus.” - Ron Atkinson

“Young Gareth Barry, you know, he’s young.”

“I don’t think there’s anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.”

“Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham,, and vice versa.”

“Now we’ve got Southgate” - Bobby Robson, on signing Jonathan Woodgate

“I was inbred into the game by my father.” - David Pleat

“Without picking out anyone in particular, I thought Mark Wright was tremendous.” - Graeme Souness

“Beckenbauer has really gambled all his eggs.”

“I think that was a moment of cool panic there.”

“He had acres of time there.”

“Think of a number between 10 and 11.”

“There’s lots of balls dropping off people.”

“I know where he should have put his flag up, and he’d have got plenty of help.”

“That’s not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand.”

“You don’t want to be giving away free kicks in the penalty area.”

“Liverpool will think ‘we could have won this 2-2.’

“The first 90 minutes are the most important.”

“In a year’s time, he’s a year older.”

“He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg - he’s always had one but now he’s got two.”

“I said to the lads at halftime, I said - there was nothing to say.”

“For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the yellow strip.”

“England could have been 1-0 down on two occasions now.”

“The referee is wearing the same yellow-colored top as the Slovakian goalkeeper. I’d have thought the UEFA official would have spotted that - but perhaps he’s been deafened by the noise of this crowd.”

“We managed to wrong a few rights.”

“Danny Tiatto is not going to make a mistake on purpose.”

“I’ll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again.”

“You can’t do better than go away from home and get a draw”

“Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.”

“Gary always weighed up his options, especially when he had no choice.

“The substitute is about to come on - he’s a player who was left out of the starting line-up today.”

The Derby players have seen more of his balls than the one they’re meant to be playing with” - Brian Clough on a streaker at a Derby - Manchester United match

“Right now, everything is going wrong for me - if I fell into a barrel of boobs, I’d come out sucking my thumb!” - Ian Holloway ex-QPR boss - now manager of Plymouth

“They’re the second best team in the world, and there’s no higher praise than that.” - Kevin Keegan

“Not many teams will come to Arsenal and get anything, home or away.” Kevin Keegan

‘Ian Rush is deadly 10 times out of 10, but that wasn’t one of them.’ - Peter Jones

Neil Sullivan has stopped absolutely everything they have thrown at him…Wimbledon 1, Manchester United 1.’ - Mike Ingham

‘It’s headed away by John Clark, using his head.’ - Derek Rae

‘Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.’ - David Acfield

“Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.” - Billy Connolly

“If it had gone in, it would have been a goal.” - Barry Davies

“Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.” - Anonymous
‘He went through a non-existent gap.’ – Clive Tyldesley

‘Goalkeepers aren’t born today until they’re in their late twenties or thirties.’ – Kevin Keegan

‘When I’ve got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.’ - Bill Shankly

‘Peru score their third, and It’s 3-1 to Scotland.’ - David Coleman

‘Martin O’Neill, standing, hands on hips, stroking

1. Full Name: Michael Gerard Mark Duff
2. Nicknames:duff/duffman/duffers etc.
3. Birthday:4th august
4. Place of Birth: waterford
5. Zodiac Sign:leo
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Year:6th year
8. School: Friary
9. Occupation:lazy man
10. Residence: middle of nowhere
11. MSN Screen Name:Narickson Mczhar
__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: blonde
13. Hair Length: short
14. Eye color: blue
15. Weight: not sure
16. Height: bout 5 11
17. Braces?: no
18. Glasses?: nope
19. Piercings: nope
20. Tattoos: nope
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: cant remember either dan rory r morgan
23. First Award: quiz yoke i think
24. First Sport: abbeyside under 9's soccer(some team boi)
25. First pet: cat
26. First Real Vacation: the algarve
27. First Concert:some thing in mitchelstown
28. First Love: megadrive(better than any nintendo neway)

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: scarface or the matrix(first one)
30. TV programme: simpsons,family guy,south park,lost,the panel,top gear,the list goes on
31. Colour: blue or black bit undecided
32. Rapper:meh
33. Band: oasis
34. Song Right now: gas panic-oasis
35. Friends:de lads(ye know who ye are)
36. Sweet: moro(sum sexy bar)
37. Sport to play: soccer(fairly shite at the rest)
38. Restuarant: sea palace prob
39. Favorite brand: whatever makes moro's
40. Store: dunno,food shop?
41. School Subject: physics maybe(some laugh in dat class)
42. Animal: tigers
43. Book: lord of the rings trilogy
44. Magazine: top gear
45. Shoes: meh… nice ones?

___Currently___

46. Feeling: hungry
47. Single or Taken?: single
48. Have a crush: ya
49. Eating: nothin at the mo
50. Drinking: stella
51. Typing: wha?......
52. Online?: fer feck sake....
53. Listening To: lithium-nirvana
54. Thinking About: food
55. Wanting To: get sum chinese
56. Watching: the computer screen id say
57. Wearing: sum clothes
___Your Future___

58. Want kids?: yep
59. Want to be Married?: yep
60. Careers in Mind: engineer
61. Where do you want to live: in a house.........round here
62. Car: sum audi maybe

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: blonde
64. Hair length: shoulder length at the shortest
65. Eye color: doesnt matter
66. Winks Or Blows Kisses:winks
67. Cute or Sexy: either suits me rele
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: kisses
70. Short or Tall: smaller than me
71. Easygoing or serious: easygoin
72. Romantic or Spontaneous:spontaneous
73. Fatty or Skinny: curvy
74. Sensitive or Loud: not too loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: meh
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: in the middle
___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: possibly.......
79. Had Alcohol: ya
80. Ran Away From Home: no actually
81. Broken a bone: never
82. Got an X-ray: yes
83. Smiled At Someone You Didn't Know: oh yeah
84. Broken Someones Heart: doubt it to be honest
85. Kicked Someone: yep
86. Cried When Someone Died:ya
87. Cried At School: ya
88. Taken drugs: nope

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: sure do
90. Miracles: yup
91. Love At First sight: i do
92. Ghosts: no
93. Aliens: nope loada bullshit
94. Soul Mates: not rele
95. Heaven: yup
96. Hell: yup
97. Angels: i do
98. Kissing on The First Date:fuck ya
99. Horoscopes: loada bollocks

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? could be