To everyone in my year at knox:
Well ive had to put up with all of you for nearly 6 years and its finally all over.
I fucking hate just about all of you,I really really do.
You have all been hypocritical wankers who pretend to love each other so much even though everyone hates everyone and bitches behind each others backs 24 fucking 7.
You are some of the most 2 faced Pricks i will ever have the displeasure of meeting in my life.
I dont wish you any luck in later life because frankly i dont give a shit.
I leave you with these words:
Fuck the Police
Fuck the pope
Fuck the system
Fuck yer ma
and most of all Fuck you.
Thank you for your time.

This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offence' and added up your total fine. When you are done post this as: "My fine is £..."
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.


Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin

[RICH KID]
[ ] You go to a tanning salon.
[ ] You watch The OC/Laguna Beach/The Hills.
[x] You own a mobile phone. Who doesn't!
[ ] You love going to the mall.
[x] You take your phone everywhere.
[x] You own an iPod/MP3 player.
[ ] You love Starbucks.


[GOTH / METALHEAD]
[ ] Red or black is one of your favorite colors.
[x] You have thought about death. a lot.
[ ] You wear chains.
[x] You like heavy metal.
[ ] You love Hot Topic.
[ ] You have worn black lipstick.
[ ] Your hair is dark.
[x] You dislike preps.
[x] You're an atheist.
[x] You have/want piercings in unusual places. (tongue, belly button, Lip, Nose etc.)


[SKATERBOARDER]
[x] You can skateboard.
[x] You wear plaid.
[ ] You own more than one or more pairs of Converse.
[x] You think you're different.
[x] You hate MTV (apart from south park).
[x] You have moshed.
[x] You died your hair Black/Blue/Purple/Pink/Green
[ ] You love skater girls/boys.
[ ] You hate pink.
[x] You hate rich kids sometimes.


[EMO]
[x] You're depressed sometimes.
[ ] You have black-rimmed glasses.
[ ] You like Thursday.
[ ] You comb your hair in front of your face.
[ ] You cry easily.
[x] You like emo music.
[x] You hate being called emo.
[ ] You keep a journal/diary.
[ ] You have written a sad poem.
[ ] You have had a sad MySpace layout.


[NERD]
[x] You love computers. (MSN, Bebo, Myspace, etc..)
[ ] You like Star Trek. Only next generation. JEAN-LUC PICARD!
[ ] You wear/are supposed to wear glasses
[ ] You get straight A's.
[x] You love reading.
[ ] You are in band.
[ ] You don't care what you look like.
[ ] You have a curfew.
[ ] You always do your homework.
[ ] You never cut school.


[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[x] You like rap.
[ ] You are in a gang.
[ ] You wear Tag.
[ ] You wear rubberbands in your pants.
[x] You swear too much.
[ ] You have had a freestyling contest.
[ ] You have said "fo shizzle" and was actually serious.
[x] You have been called a "playa".
[ ] You have worn Converse with the tongue flipped out.


[SCENE/HARDCORE]
[ ] You wear a bandana.
[ ] You love Pokemon, the Ninja Turtles
[ ] You never walk anywhere.
[ ] You wear slip-on Vans.
[ ] You love Norma Jean.
[x] You wear band tees.
[x] People have called you a freak and mean it.
[ ] You love to "hardcore" dance.
[x] Your hair has been dyed in more than one color.
[ ] You will kill if called a satanist.


[PREP]
[ ] You love Laguna Beach/The OC/The Hills.
[ ] You want a tiny dog.
[ ] Your everyday outfits consist of pink.
[ ] You're a shoe fanatic.
[ ] You shop at AE.HOLLISTER...A&F.ETC.
[ ] You love to shop!
[ ] You Love Skirts.
[ ] You like Paris Hilton.
[ ] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.


[CHAV]
[ ] You shop at JJB
[ ] You hang around outside mcdonalds
[x] You like to take the piss out of other stereotypes
[ ] You use the word "init" or "enit"
[x] You like drum n base
[ ] You wear sport clothes (tracksuits etc.)
[ ] You had sex before the age of 12
[ ] Your in a gang or "crew"
[x] You smoke or drink
[x] You have stolen something before


Im a skater apparently