Colm Lawlor
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  • Male, Luv 18
  • from Albuquerque
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  • Member Since: February 2006
  • Last Active: 21 weeks ago

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About Me

Tagline
You'l be running so fast Mother Nature will be like "Slooow dooown!" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU!"
Me, Myself, and I
Meh...
Music
Elbow, Fleet Foxes, Tally Hall, Flobots, Lemon Demon, Reel Big Fish, Weird Al, The Avalanches, The Aquabats, Stephen Lynch
Favorite games
Half Life and all it's Sequels, HALO3, Crackdown, Oblivion
Tv Shows
The IT Crowd, The Mighty Boosh
Books
Darren Shan - The Demonata, The Saga of Darren Shan.
Eoin Colfer - The Wish List
Joeseph Delany - The Spook Series
Sergei Lukyanenko - The Night Watch
Favorite flash cartoons
Space tree, bonus stage, problematic funk theory, stabby mcgee, where's my shoe, tiny plaid ninjas series, Jokes with Einstein(see blog), Sitcom series, Defender of the supermart series, Penguin calls series, Lemon Demon music videos, Killing Spree etc.

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  • Top 10 Bands Quiz!

    Name your top 10 favourite bands:

    1. Reel Big Fish
    2. Lemon Demon
    3. The Aquabats
    4. The Avalanches
    5. Linkin Park
    6. Weird Al
    7. Tally Hall
    8. Jellyfish
    9. Group X
    10.Deporitaz

    Now answer the questions according to the numbers:


    What was the first song you ever heard by 6?

    Eat It on Dick & Dom



    What is your favourite album of 2?


    Damn Skippy!



    What is your favourite lyric that 5 has sung?

    "I don't know what's worth figting for,
    Or why I have to scream.
    But now I have some clarity,
    To show you what I mean."

    - from Breaking the Habit, though it's hard to choose.


    How many times have you seen 4 live?

    None. Although I wish I had. Oh HOW I wish I had.



    What is your favourite song by 7?

    The Bidding. Oh, yes.



    Is there a song of 3 that makes you sad?

    Nope.



    What is your favourite lyric that 2 has sung?

    "Angels sang out in emaculate chorus,
    Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
    Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
    Into the crocth of Indiana Jones"

    - from Ultimate Showdon Of Ultimate Destiny, but we all knew that!



    What is your favourite song by 9?

    Good Girl Yes or Idioth.



    How did you get in to 3?

    GEOWeasel demo reel! http://www.geoweasel.com/



    What was the first song you heard by 1?

    Sell Out on Fifa 02. Any one remember that?



    What is your favourite song by 4?

    Frontier Psychiatrist.



    How many times have you seen 9 live?

    NONE! GODDAMNIT!



    What is a good memory you have concerning 2?

    Going onto albinoblacksheep.com and finding a collection of animations of them there.



    Is there a song of 8 that makes you sad?

    nooooooooooooo.



    What is your favourite album of 5?

    That would be Meteora.



    What is your favourite lyric that 3 has sung?

    Hmm, very tough one. I like these lines:

    "So When you think this is the end,
    Good things are just around the bend.
    Again bad things are just a sign,
    Good things will happen in due time."
    - from Hello, Goodnight.



    What is your favourite song of 1?

    Ooh toughie. Everybodies Drunk (which I am listening to right now.), Another FU Song or Another Day In Paradise



    What is your favourite song of 10?

    Happy Birthday Aaron or I Know Your Name.



    How many times have you seen 8 live?

    None.



    What is your favourite album of 1?

    Monkeys For Nothing And Your Chimps For Free.



    What is a great memory you have considering 9?

    I do not know. There are too many.

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  • Jokes with Einstein 6!

    6: Einstein and some randomer (with a moustache) are in a place

    Einstein: Hey I gotta joke!Hey- what happend to Reginald?

    Randomer: That's not his name. You don't even know him. You don't even care abou-

    He's interrupted by Einstein.

    Einstein: No, no that's the joke, what happend to Reginald?

    Randomer: Oh! Well I don't know, what did happen to reginald, bluuh moustache, do tell!

    Einstein: I buried him in the ground!



    Randomer: What?

    The kid pops out of the ground

    Randomer: OH! OH MY!

    Kid: That's not my freakin' name!!

    all creds go to drewmo (www.spinnerdisc.com) for writing and animating these cartoons! hope ya liked them!

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  • Jokes with Einstein 5!

    note: 4 is a music video which i cant really rite down.

    5: Einstein and a kid are ice skating

    Einstein: Hey, I gotta joke! Your mother is so fat that she has more curves than spacetime... in the presence-

    Einstein gets intrerrupted by the kid

    Kid: In the presence of a large mass. yeah I've heard it. Well your mother is so dumb that she designed experiments exploiting quantem entanglement in an effort to demonstrate the nonlocality inherent in the microcosmos and undermine the true nature of the uncertainty princaple.

    Einstein: Uh... well... they haven't confirmed experimentilly that-

    Einstein gets intrerrupted by the kid

    Kid: Yes they have.

    Einstein: Oh. Well you skate like a g-

    Einstein hits the top of a telegraph pole!?!

    Einstein: WHAT!

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What Horror Character Are You!!

Jason - Friday The 13th

You Kill Because You Were Raised To Punish Anyone Who Has Sinned, You Don't Feal Any Pain And When You Kill People You Make Sure They Get What They Deserve

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Uh.. Why is Rod kissing his sister?

[Hayley] My mother stole my boyfriend! [Stan] Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other! Wait, Daddy didn't think that through

Does he look like a bitch?

'When it came to my generation it was, 'DONT FUCK ANYONE OR YOU'LL DIE!''

*closes visor* Porn, Porn, More Porn, Oh Earn Money While Watching Porn, I'm So There

I caught you a delicious Bass..

I've had it with these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plane!!

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Zapp: Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girls bed is through her parents. Have sex with them, and you're in!

Do not touch Willy. Good advice.

This, Is, Spartaaaaaaaaa!

He's so hot right now

[advert] you have a tough day at the office, so you come home, make yourself some dinner, smother your kids, pop in a movie, maybe have a drink. It's fun right?...wrong, don't smother your kids.

[To JD & Turk] I could hit you over the head with the wrench... Or, I could stab you in the gut with the knife. [Sings KNIFE-WRENCH!!] Practical & safe.. OWW!!

Knife-Wrench!!!.... For Kids!

You can read mine, of course it says my name is Captain Billy Stinkwater and that I'm half gopher

Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'

'That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my inter-galactic spaceship. And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.'

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What Colour Mage Are You?


Red

Red is the colour of freedom, chaos, passion, impulse and fury,

You value freedom, impulse, emotion and fire. You love instant gratification and acting on your gut feeling. At your best, you are passionate and decisive. At your worst, you are short-sighted and destructive. Your symbol is a fireball. Your enemies are white and blue.

How Random Are You?


You Are Quite The Turnip!

you psssycho curtain holder! :O you really are a little turnip randomererrr

What Heavenly Character would you be?


Satan

You are Satan. You punish the people who need to be punished, and punish the people who are good indifferently.
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What military position are you?

My result is: Sniper

The advanced marksman is a unique soldier who is an expert marksman. To be an advanced marksman you must have scored 36 or higher at the rifle range and have attended advanced marksmanship school. From there, you will be able to use special long range precision weapons like the M24 and M82. Advanced marksmen can be identified by their hats. They usually wear "boonie hats" but on arctic maps they wear kevlar helmets like the rest of their squad. Relying on stealth and patience, the advanced marksman is specially trained to employ either the hard-hitting M82 Barrett or the pinpoint accurate M24 SWS. The advanced marksman can be used in the offense, striking individual targets from great distances or as a reconnaissance element. You must complete Advanced Marksmanship training to become a U.S. Army advanced marksman.
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    ye i know how are u sorry that i didnt get to go to ur party

    25 weeks ago
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    well spud owzz finainss lol eres love spud :D

    36 weeks ago
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    de day willl cum bud lol

    49 weeks ago
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    well bud owz life?

    49 weeks ago
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    Man if you screw me i am puttin you up for da rape. You got a sick mind of doing things. Weird but you mite get far wit tat. Good Luck!!!!

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    58 weeks ago
  • Caelum
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    that cat scared the shite out of me

    58 weeks ago
  • Ohh Shaa
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    wats up wit d pic

    58 weeks ago
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    i ever c dat mother fuck twat agein im gona kick d shit ou of him ok !!!!!

    60 weeks ago
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    no im grand lol

    60 weeks ago
  • Ohh Shaa
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    hi clom did u c starsteark last night it was epasode 12345678910 it was narly lol ojoj owz u bud??

    63 weeks ago
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    ur mammy

    75 weeks ago
  • Ro
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    yo ! how goes the drums ? you really should get a special drummer headset and wear it while you're practising ! you could damage your hearing otherwise. shall i get you one for your belated birthday present ?

    77 weeks ago
  • Sean S
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    that was EXCELLENT!

    79 weeks ago