1: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse Of The Heart

2: Lay All You Love On Me - Mamma Mia
2: Shakespears Sister - Stay

3: Simple Plan - Untitled

4: Faith Hill - There You'll Be

5: 30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill

6: Dolly Parton - Nine To Five

7:Something Corporate - Konstantine

8: Evanescence - Anywhere

9: Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again
9: Jamelia - Beware Of The Dog (Tie with these two)

10: Celine Dion - To Love You More

Karen: Grace that blouse hurts like a hangover.
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[Will is coming out to his boyfriend's boss, who had thought they were brothers. Earlier, Will and Stan changed Stan's will without telling Karen and made it so 1/3 of his money would go to charity]
Will: But make no mistake about it, Harry. I am a gay man. I sleep with men. I have no desire to sleep with women... Not now, not ever.
Karen: [entering] You screwed me, Will Truman!
Will: What?
Karen: Oh, don't you play dumb with me. Oh, you stuck it to me but good.
Will: Karen...
Karen: And he is just so comfortable giving it away, aren't ya? Wow. Single mothers. Homeless women. Sally Struthers? You make me sick! I got news for you people, I'm gonna get him in a room, and I am gonna work that little will until I'm satisfied.
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Grace: I want to marry..."the one."
Karen: And well you should, honey. How else are you going to get to "the two" and "the three"?
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Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.
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Karen: Hey Poodle.
Jack: Who's your daddy?
Karen: You are.
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Karen: [to Grace] Oh Lord, honey, you are just as simple as that blouse you're wearin'.
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Grace: Hmmm. Well, you've come on a good night. Jack's mother is going to be joining us, and she doesn't know Jack's gay.
Karen: How could she not know? What is she, headless?
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Karen: I think you're missing the silver lining here. When you're old and in diapers, a gay son will know how to keep you away from chiffon and backlighting
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Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?
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[Trying to start up her Uncle Jerry's old car]
Grace: Okay, here we go... that's weird. Will, what do you think is wrong?
Karen: Oh, my God. She just asked a Fairy an engine question. We're all gonna die in this car.
Will: Karen, you're not going to die. It would take a silver bullet and a wooden stake to do that.
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[Karen is waiting up for Rosario, who has been out cleaning another man's apartment]
Karen: Well, well, well. El Pollo has come home to roost. How's Beverly?
Rosario: Miss Karen, I was just...
Karen: Oh, don't insult me with your lies. I know where you were. Scrubbing floors for Beverly Leslie. I can smell his generic cleaning products all over you.
Rosario: It's not what you think.
Karen: Oh, really? Is that a new Members Only jacket you're wearing?
Rosario: So what if it is? A lady likes nice things.
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Cheryl: I think you are awful.
Karen: Oh yeah? Well I think stretch pants are awful, but I am too much of a lady to say it, FAT ASS.
[to Jack]
Karen: Could you believe that?
[scoffs]
Karen: Some people, so tactless.
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Karen: You say potato, I say vodka.
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Karen: [Karen and Nathan meet in the elavator for the first time] Going down?
Nathan: You get right to the point.
Karen: [Karen thinks for a minute] I like you.
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Karen: It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girls says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"
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Karen: You know, may there is an alligator running around with me as a handbag... I mean who knows what they do with my old skin..
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Karen: Poor Jack. How could anyone tease a boy with such lovely eyes. Sweet smile.
[Beat]
Karen: HAH. JACK MC FAIRYLAND.
[whiny kid voice]
Karen: Fairy land fairy land Give me your lunch money fairyland or I'll kick your ass.
[Karen stops heads over to her chair and sits down]
Karen: Kids can be so cruel...
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Karen: Grace, my head is spinning. and not in a good way.
Grace: OK,let

Name: Geoff
Birthdate: 13th June
Birthplace: Dublin
Current Location: Pearse Street
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: Bout 5'11''
Weight: Not sure
Piercings: Rim Of Both Ears Done Twice, Neck, Lip, Tongue & both ears stretched
Tatoos: None
Overused Phraze: As of Late “Dude”

Favorites

Food: Chinese
Candy: Double Deckers Bars
Number: 7
Color: Green & Black
Animal: Dog
Drink: Diet Coke (drink a 2 ltr a day haha)
Alcohol Drink: Double Vodka, Red Bull & Smirnoff Ice
Body Part on Opposite sex: Boobs
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Chocolate or Vanilla : Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Love

YOUR...

Bedtime: What’s bedtime
Most Missed Memory: Being a kid
Best physical Feature: Don’t know you tell me
First Thought Waking Up: Was Do I have to go to work today,
Goal for this year: Go go out as much as possible
Best Friend: Have 4 (Jemma, Red, Dee & Syno)
Weakness: Sparkling Blue Eyes
Fears: Spiders, Highs & Flying

HAVE YOU...

Ever Drank: What do you think
Ever Smoked: Yeah
Pot: Yeah
Ever been Drunk: Oh Please come on
Ever been beaten up: No
Ever beaten someone up: No im a good boi
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Been Dumped Lately: No

RANDOMS

Number of Regrets in the Past: Quite a few but I’m over them...life goes on!
What country do you want to Visit: America (Boston)
How do you want to Die: I don't
Been shopping Lately: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like them when I'm in doors
Get along with your Parents: Yeah
Health Freak: No but am trying to be good
Do you think your Attractive: Nope
Believe in Yourself: Nope
Want to go to College: Was there already
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Drink: Only when I go out
Shower Daily: Of course
Been in Love: No
Do you Sing: I try to do my best
Want to get Married: Maybe
Do you want Children: Yeah
Have your future kids names planned out: Yeah
Hate anyone: Yeah but I’ll never tell