When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black.

And you White fella,

When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray.

And you calling me Coloured?

You are Everything To Somebody
Right now at this very minute-----------


someone
is very proud of you


someone
is thinking of you

someone
cares about you

someone
misses you


someone
wants to talk to you

someone
wants to be with you

someone
hopes you aren't in trouble



someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided

someone
wants to hold your hand

someone
hopes everything turns out all right

someone
wants you to be happy



someone
wants you to find them


someone
is celebrating your successes

someone
wants to give you a gift

someone
think you ARE a gift

someone
hopes you are not too cold, or too hot

someone
wants to hug you


someone
loves you

someone
wants to lavish you with small gifts

someone
admires your strength


someone
is thinking of you and smiling


someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun


someone
thinks the world of you

someone
wants to protect you

someone
would do anything for you

someone
wants to be forgiven

someone
is grateful for your forgiveness


someone
wants to laugh with you about old times


someone
remembers you and wishes you were there


someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional



somebody
values your advice

someone
wants to tell you how much they care

someone
wants to stay up watching old movies with
you


someone
wants to share their dreams with you


someone
wants to hold you in their arms

someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone
treasures your spirit


someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you


someone
can't wait to see you

someone
wishes that things didn't have to change


someone
loves you for who you are


someone
loves the way you make them feel

someone
wants to be with you

someone
hears a song that reminds them of you

someone
wants you to know they are there for you

someone
is glad that you're their friend

someone
wants to be your friend

someone
stayed up all night thinking about you


someone
is alive because of you


someone
is wishing that you would notice them

someone
wants to get to know you better


someone
believes that you are their soul mate


someone
wants to be near you

someone
misses your guidance and advice



someone
values your guidance and advice



someone
has faith in you


someone
trusts you

someone
needs you to send them this letter


someone
needs your support

someone
needs you to have faith in them

someone
needs you to let them be your friend


someone
will cry when they read this

Condoms!

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Tesco's condoms: Every little helps!

Nike condoms: Just do it!

Craig David condoms: Whats your flaver?

Peugeot condoms: The ride of your life!

New galaxy textured condoms: Why have rubber when you can have silk?!

Pringles condoms: Once you pop you cant stop!

Halifax condoms: Who gives you extra?

Telletubbie condoms: Again again!!!

Cadburys creme egg condoms: How do you eat yours?

Churchill car insurance condoms: Ooohhhhh yes!!!

Gilette condoms: The best a man can get!

Insette condoms: For the extra hold

Mcdonalds condoms: I'm loving it!

Good year condoms: For a long ride go wide

Treseme condoms: Used by professionals

Lynx condoms: Because you never know when

Muller light condoms: So much pleasure but wheres the pain?

Andrex condoms: Soft strong and very long!!!

Sure crystal condoms: Unbeatable against white marks

Cadburys condoms: Give in to your happiness

Heinz condoms: Its all going on!

Flash condoms: Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

Red bull condoms: Gives you wings

PC World's condoms: Were with you every step of the way