Kirstie Skelton
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- Hair whore, with a pimp and everything!!
Hey guys! I'm in Dundee studying (well, sort of lol) Media Culture and Society. Working at BT part time - that's all I have to say about that.
Quotes of the summer (most of which you prolly had to be there for lol)
- 'There is only one American Idol'
- 'School bag in hand, she leaves home in the early morning' etc etc - complete with actions and random irish accent
- 'Charlotte? Is that your surname?' No Angela, that would be my middle name
- 'That's not my drink! It's fucking RapiDough!'
- 'So... Dawn French's husband is Lenny Henry? Is she married to him?'
- 'I'm sorry! But you are an ACTUAL BELTER!!'
- 'Do you have one of those things that go round your neck?' 'What? A scarf?' 'No, one of those things! I need to beach up my dress!'
- Pretty much the whole Rob Lowe Orange advert
- Pretty much anything that me and Leila said on any one of our numerous trips to see Mamma Mia!
That's all feckers.
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Pear cider is not our friend
- Yes I love them... get over it!
- Meryl Streep, French and Saunders, Catherine Tate, Cyndi Lauper and Kathy Burke
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- Anything with Meryl Streep in (you know she's awesome!), MEAN GIRLS!!!, most of the Disney classics, Sound of Music, Forrest Gump, Clueless, Ab Fab, Jam and Jerusalem, French and Saunders, Vicar of Dibley, Notes on a Scandal, Mildred Pierce... could be here a while...
- Random stuff.
- I am English. But my mum's from Glasgow, I've lived in Scotland for almost 3 years now and my parents now live in Inverness. So does that make me Scottish? Oh oh and I can do a rather shit accent. I think it's good but I have been told it is actually shit. I think I would rather be Scottish, just so I don't get beaten up while I live here lol. Anyway anyway anyway.
I love London and Edinburgh, I LOVE YouTube. Seriously, far too many hour wasted on there when I should be studying. I love laughing. Seriously love it. I am hardly ever in a bad mood. But if I am, get outta my way. I am a redhead afterall. Vodka is my drink of choice, but I will drink pretty much anything. Apart from Buckfast and Tequila. Get that nasty shit away from me. I am deep and have an opinion on pretty much anything. My favourite food is (or 'are'?) sausages. They are awesome. I like walking in-time to my music. I hate Ricky Gervais with a passion, but apart from him British comedy is the best in the world. - Scared Of
- Scary things!!
BIRDS!! I fucking hate birds. My friend threw a chip at some seagulls once and about 20 (no joke!) dive bombed us and one shat on me. I almost had a breakdown. Don't judge me. - Happiest When
- Sleeping, drinking and/or smoking. Swearing. I swear an awful lot. I don't even realise I do it! So sorry if I offend you, I don't mean it personally, you twat.
- Favourite words/sayings
- I will probably call you anything but your name, I don't know why lol some of my favourites - Doll, hen, babe, sweetheart. I don't really know why...
4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco!, Mon! and my most used saying of all: I fucking love this song! - Music
- Trust me, you dun wanna know lol it's a random mix of everything!
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Alana Marr's Life Story
Alana Marie Marr was born 01/04/1987 weighing an ashtonishing 345 lbs and 13.5 ounzes. Her mother felt both proud and mortified. Proud that she managed to squeeze that sucker out, but mortified cos... well ya know...
Alana's parents were both goat hearders on the tiny island of hahfnnhaag. (Heard of it? No, me either!) so the young Marr carried on this tradition until the age of 4 but then she decided to leave the facinating world of goats behind, shed the weight and travel the world.
By the age of 10 she had lost a fair bit of the weight and grown her hair. She still looked like a goat lover though. So she changed her clothes and headed for the buzzing town of Dundee.
Now at the age of 10 and a half, she was ready to start work. Starting off as a strawberry picker on the outskirts of Dundee, she got fired though, cos she was a fucking chancer.
Her next job was as a community safety officer. But news travels fast in Scotland and people had found out about her humble beginnings. So she left that job. She was away to get fired anyway, cos she was a fucking chancer...
Today Alana is doing much better. She is a student at Abertay University (in other words, the uni for dumb fucks) and works at the BT call centre just down the road from said university, cos she's too fucking lazy to walk anywhere else. She's almost been fired from there too, cos she's a fucking chancer.
To bring you right up to date Alana is currently in great health and considering a sex change.0 Comments 647 days
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Shona's brilliant-ness
Ok, another one of those stories that is probably only funny if you were there at the time, but once again, I really don't care, it's funny as fuck to me.
So, today at work, very bored, two calls in 1 hour. Snore. So we're talking about food, as we usually do when we're bored and today's subject is ice cream. So we're having this discussion about our favourite flavours, brands etc; Ben and Jerry's, Hagen Daaz, Carte D'or, Thornton's and so I ask: Has anyone tried Ben and Jerry's Apple Pie? Cos I've never tried it. So we start talking about that and Chris and Angela are raving about how good it is and Angela's basically having an orgasm on the spot about how amazing it is and Shona puts her 2 cents in by adding: 'I like Lasagne.'
So we start pissing ourselves and Shona's just going: 'What? What are we talking about?' Bless. Just one of Shona's best moments.2 Comments 848 days
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Jimpfrey
So yea, this story is the kinda story which I think would only be funny if you were there at the time kinda thing. But I don't give a shit, I'm gonna tell you anways lol.
So today as we were leaving the union after a very pleasant lunch break Pete and Mike went to the toliet. We went outside and Ewan says: Where's Pete and Jimpfrey?
Obviously we're all like: What? Who the fuck is Jimpfrey? Do you mean Mike? and he goes: Oh yea, that's it.
WTF?? LOL. Mike = Jimpfrey. I can see how you got there Ewan LOL.
Bless 'im.5 Comments 997 days
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Debbie Sherriff10 weeks agoKirstie Skelton u basturddd!
u have left facebook and joined bebo club...how dare u! i thought ur loyalites always lied with facebook!
i am basically commenting u about me birthday bash on 26th ayee....u in bucko? i sent u a wee invitation through facebook u see!
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Arlene Turnbull11 weeks agohey! hows u? lauras birthday nite was a gd laugh..u get the photos up yet?xx
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Lydia15 weeks agoAlthough I have no idea where you live :s xx
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Alana Banana18 weeks ago
total cheesin right now.. i thought id fucked it up .. jst had to give the woman some chat eh lol!!
I shant run u over if u stay off the pavements xx
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Leila Daher
hey pal, where u been? how are things? u check that letter from lickley proctor?! me and erl just realised our london to edin flight is th worng day, bad times, gotta get his dad to change it!!! hope u are well!!!
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Nick Kay22 weeks agoYou a BA holder now, Skelton? You doing your honours year or you ready to earn some serious moolar?! x
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Lisa Beedie
Oh thats rubbish, hows the job hunting going?
Im good thanx, off to ireland 2nyt Im excited! Only there til saturday but should be fun!
U doing anything exciting this summer? When is it that u lot move next door? I'll have to come check out my new 2nd home
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Lisa Beedie23 weeks ago
Helloooo! How be you? Iv not seen u for a while, I feel iv not invaded ur flat for ages! Must get that sorted lol!
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Tara
heya hun me and jets will be dare friday evenin were busin it...r u no anyone wit a car wit space drivin on friday ?i cant bloody wait i need a break..bloody stressed out like..only11days now its been long awaitin my number is 07892891117...woopwoop.lets go bonkers.xxxxxxxxx
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Paul Ross25 weeks agoNow thats a good comeback!!!
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Now THERE Is a nice image for ya!!
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Good times I would say .. but has some bad point!
Least we stand out in a crowd .. handy on nightouts
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Iiye been busy basically just drank myself silly all weekend ... and by sunbathing you mean burning right?! Or is that just me
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Haha!! Good times!
Have a good weekend?
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Your just ginglish
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Woop woop!
Even though your not fizzy, ginger ... or PHENOMONAL!
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Paul Ross25 weeks ago
Got to say .. LOVING the skin!
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Lol... I'm supposed to be writing a lab report...
Lydia 0 Replysenjoy hun
Tom V 0 ReplysITS "PERIL" , no its fucking "PUHLL" , "PERIL" , "PUHLL" , "PERIL" , "PUHLL"........"uch MARK how do YOU say it???" -------> "uh...Pearl".....
Angela McEwan 3 ReplysI still think its PERIL!! =P xx