Dawn Carey
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Female, 18,
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- from Killala, Co Mayooo/ G-G-G-Galway!
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- I am a Catholic. In case of an accident please call a priest.
- Me, Myself, and I
- <-Back in the day when we weren't crippled.. Longnecks just won't be the same!
My camera's back..NO ONE IS SAFE!
My many names: Dawn, Dawneen, Smooth and Juicy, Dee, Dawnarita, Dawndemona, Dawniepooh, Sunrise, Coconuts (thanks James), Renee Zellweger (apparently), The Hulk!!
My Birthday Week
Number of nights I went out: 5
Number of nights I remember: 2
Number of inexplicable bruises I got: 12
All in all it was a pretty good week!
Most romantic thing I've heard:I want to be with you as much as an electron wants to be with a proton
I'm gonna shift you like a giraffe peeling an orange through a wire gate.
First year IS over... Blaaah
In the words of Joseph Collins:
"Ye daft cunts, just ride him and get ride of his boner"
(Dawn + Mary + Joe + Neil) x Longnecks = Seriously messy!!
What Galway Club are you?: CPs
Ooh the irony...
- Loves
- MY CAMERA. My friends. THE ROOMIES, seriously the things we come out with! Everyone in Galway. The lads in Glasan. Being 18. When I can afford to shop in River Island.. Going out. Longnecks. Our 'quiet' nights in Lisdonagh. Memories. My pictures. Clothes. Getting ready for a night out. Chicken stir fry. Sleep ins. Random nights out. Supermacs after a night out.. Meeting everyone in Supermacs after a night out.. Talking shite. Singing. Summer. Those massaging chairs in the hairdressers. The smell of coconuts. Drunken DMC's.
- Hates
- THE 5W BUS!! People standing on your feet in heels, its happened to me too many times... The rain, especially in Summer. When people don't text back/stop texting for no reason. Being sober on a night out. Being sick on a night out. Not having any money. Physics labs. Fighting. When people say 'I seen' instead of 'I saw'.. Those freaky Vanish ads when a pink woman appears out of no where and the people in the house never seem to have a problem as to why there is a stranger in there house doing their washing up?
- Quotes!
- "What plants grows from a bulb?... Emmm, Carcuses"
"I don't care, I'm having a TUC!"
"Back when God was a gasuar"
"Is maith liom mo chlann caca milis"
"He looks just like he does in the poster!"
"Your hair smells like hair"
"Is that a pregnancy test??"
"Group Shower!!!!"
"Lets go get an education!"
"Excuse me, do you know where my friends are?"
"Dawn, if it wasn't for Ted we'd be an item!"
"That soup was divine!"
"I'd love to hug a priest"
"Thats wrong R O N G wrong!"
"HATCHA!"
"Well if you'd the fear of God.."
"Anyone that shaves a cow should go to jail"
"I couldn't spell me name til I was in 3rd class!"
"You're a big FAT liar"
"You're a FAT mistake"
"Go put a plastic bag over your head to hide your ugliness"
"I had crabs."
"Do I have ovaries?"
"I'd love to hug a priest"
"Wow, that bird really turns me on..."
"You're as hot as a monkey"
"Thou art the fruit of whoring"
"Common strumpet"
"Wow, that bird really turns me on.."
I'm getting nothing over here!
" - My Friends, love ye!!
- Well what can I say.... ye're all cracked, mad in the head, slightly odd, a bunch of freaks, I'm afraid ye'll rape me (or in Emma's case, I'll rape her..), lunatics, weirdos, I'm afraid for my health when I'm around ye, ye come out with the strangest things but ye still make me laugh, boggers (nothing wrong with it) and ye scare the hell outa me but I wouln't have ye any other way! In all honesty my life would be pretty dull without ye're oddness so Emma, Jackie, Nicola, Mary, Ailish, Pam, Ali, Shar, Aoife, Eleanor and all the lads too, I love ye all to bits! Ye are the oxygen that keeps me alive! Ok slight over-exageration there but ye know what I mean..
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Apres le Leaving Cert I should.....
- Go on the dole... dunno if I'd get enough points though...
- Be a Doctor..... 600 points, no prob!!
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Dawn.....obviously, I'm so cool
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Joseph... he helps me collect money
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Ian
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dawn dictionary
collection of words i seem to have made up in my time!!
idiocity stupid or idiotic, eg, don't insult my idiocity
lonerfied to be deserted bt everyone, eg, i've just been lonerfied!
delonerfied when people realise how much they missed u and return to ur presence
confuzzle to be confused by something
score ok i didn't make up this but i say it a lot..
shrik combination of 'shit' and 'frick' made up in our very exciting phys/chem classes "physics is a science of accurate measurement"..
frick didn't make this up either but again i say it a lot. polite word instead of saying f**k
fantabulous fantastic + fabulous = fantabulous!
fabtabulous ted made this up while trying to write fantabulous
ginormus gigantic + enormus = ginormus!
duh-head a stupid person, eg, u big duh-head
superfantasticle ted made this up...amazing, wonderful, brilliant, me, etc
sexymalicious I stole this off Jackie, she's so cool!
distrupt I thought this actually was a word...
to be continued.....2 Comments 1003 days
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♥Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think,
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why
Rally don't know who's me yet
The drunker I stay the longer I get
So just one more to full my cup,
I've all day sober to Sunday♥
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Jackie Mc Nulty5 weeks agohey hey hey!!!! ows tings wit u???? soo did ya ave nymore encounters with you no who
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Nicola Flaherty.9 weeks agoD d d d DAWN!! hw ya gettn on
ne quacks 4 moi
))))))))))))x
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Eleanor Golden10 weeks agoi like luke........
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Eleanor Golden
aww thanks dawn!!!but iv stupidly booked student accomodation out in dunaras so think ill just have holidays at ur house!!!
movin up tomorrow............
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Ciarán O Dubhthaigh12 weeks agoMoving everything down sunday and staying there for the week... Can't wait to get back, and I'll finally be 18 in Galway
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Nollaig C
hey
sorry i took so long 2 reply but i have not ben on this in ages!!!
u all set 4 sunday nite in galway?? wer bout in newcastle is ur new house cos wer livin ther as well
so how are all the broken bones now
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Joseph Collins
Oh ya the one in killala!!...probly full of chinese polish people anyway!
so wen you headin up to galway shru!
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Wayne Devine13 weeks agoall set 4 another hectic yr n galway??
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Eleanor Golden
yay............u must be so proud of me!!!!
doin law............you know....like a doss subject...
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Eleanor Golden
hi darling!!long time no speak!!!hows all wit u???
lookin forward to college??
i shall be joining u for some fun college related antics this year!!!!
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Ciarán O Dubhthaigh13 weeks agoHeya!
Not much craic with me at all, heading down to Galway on tuesday to get the key for my house and hand in a months rent... Probably not moving back till next weekend though! When are you heading back?
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Shinoodle
ah thats brilliant u must be delighted. ok il be movin my stuff down on the fifth, wat about u?? and how much is d deposit do u know??? xxx
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Eimear McDermott13 weeks ago
wat u hav not bin 2 longknecks????????wats wrong wit ya!!!!taut u wu of bin there last sat!!!!!!!!!
alrite not so bad,this time next week il b movin in
need 2 gt the key tho,n sign those forms....
anyways 2md yr is gonna b gr8,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



















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Pamela 0 Replysi js cant keep it n nemore..
Nicola Flaherty. 0 Replysitz js so much!
whooops i seem 2 b on d wrong page. ah fek it!!
i gat luv 4 u if u wer born in da ninetys da ninetys
Ian Mc Nulty 0 Replys