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Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE.

Pick the month you were born:
January .......... I kicked
February .......... I loved
March .......... I karate chopped
April .......... I licked
May .......... I jumped on
June .......... I smelled
July .......... I did the Macarena With
August .......... I had lunch with
September .......... I danced with
October .......... I sang to
November .......... I yelled at
December .......... I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 .......... a birdbath
2 .......... a monster
3 .......... a phone
4 .......... a fork
5 .......... a snowman
6 .......... a gangster
7 .......... my mobile phone
8 .......... my dog
9 .......... my best friends' boyfriend
10 .......... my neighbour
11 .......... my science teacher
12 .......... a banana
13 .......... a fireman
14 .......... a stuffed animal
15 .......... a goat
16 .......... a pickle
17 .......... your mom
18 .......... a spoon
19 .......... a smurf
20 .......... a baseball bat
21 .......... a ninja
22 .......... Chuck Norris
23 .......... a noodle
24 .......... a squirrel
25 .......... a football player
26 .......... my sister
27 .......... my brother
28 .......... an iPod
29 .......... a surfer
30 .......... a homeless guy
31 .......... a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 .......... In my car
2 .......... On your car
3 .......... In a hole
4 .......... Under your bedapr
5 .......... Riding a Motorcycle
6 .......... Sliding down a hill
7 .......... In an elevator
8 .......... At the dinner table
9 .......... In line at the bank
0 .......... In your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White .......... because I'm cool like that.
Black .......... because that's how I roll.
Pink .......... because I'm NOT crazy.
Red .......... because the voices told me to.
Blue .......... because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green .......... because I think I need some serious help.
Purple .......... because I'm AWESOME!
Gray .......... because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow .......... because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange .......... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown .......... because I can.
Other .......... because I'm a Ninja!
None .......... because I can't control myself.


Comment and tell me what you get!

...and who am I to go against the crowd?

1)Some random guy comes up to you and says "Hey what's your name?" you say?
I'd probably point to my chest.

Cause that's where my namebadge goes and people only ask me that at work.

2) What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
My fork. Full of green curry =B

3) What does your last text message say?
'Your photos from the Big Day Out look wicked!'... etc

I didn't go to BDO, that's just a stupid txt from V

4) The last song you listened to?
Beyond the Hourglass by I Am Ghost

5) If you hated someone and got put in charge of their funeral music, what song would you play?
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

6) Where is your best friend right now?
My Top Howevermany

7) What did you do yesterday?
Went into Wellington, met up with Xixi, handed in my CV to Spacesuit (OMG, fucking $4 to print it at a photocopiers!! What the hell it's two pages!!)

How old is your mum?
50

9) Last time you were dumped?
Never been dumped.

I'm not lucky or anything, I'm just still in my first relationship.

10) Who do you trust with your life?
Adam. And my parents, I guess.

11) If you could change your name to anything what would it be?
I wouldn't.

12) What would you say if someone told you that you were the most beautiful person in the world and they would do anything to wake up to your face each and every morning?
I would say 'Thanks Adam, ily too =D'

13) How often do you curse?
All the fucking time

14) Do you trust all of your friends?
No.

15) Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?
No. I hate moving.

16) Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No

17) Which one of your top friends do you think would make the best prostitute?
Carter, cause you might as well get paid for what you're good at, right?

1 Are you afraid of falling in love?
No

19) Is there someone that popped in your mind after that question?
Danni and Mata and Adam

20) Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person?
Nope

21) What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex?
Sense of style, music taste, humour. Physically? Probably hair.

22) Fill in the blank. I love_____
Clothes, motherfucker.

23) What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Get a new job and move out. Oh and do the freaking washing.

24) If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
Adam and the bastard that put me in a coma

25) How many kids do you want to have?
Zero. Although if I had to, more than one. Cause growing up an only child is lonely.

26) Would you make a good parent?
I think so

27) Where was your default picture taken?
In that random bit behind the music block at school. Y'know, with the benches and tree and chainlink fence.

2 What is your middle name?
Rebeckah

29) Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
I am so freaking full, don't want to work tomorrow, should probably have a shower.

30) If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Um. Probably tell my parents not to make certain decisions.

31) Shoe size?
9

32) What are you wearing right now?
MCR tee and boxers.

33) Righty or Lefty?
Righty, like a normal person.

34) Can you make a dollar in change right now?
Yuss, cause I broke a $5 bill buying Rockets yesterday.

Omnomnom.

35) Best place to eat?
That foodcourt on Willis St. Cause they've got freaking everything.

36) Favorite jeans?
Skinnies. In any colour.

37) Favorite animal?
Cats. So boring.

3 Favorite juice?
Apple. Although Orange and Mango is pretty good.

39) Have you had the chicken pox?
Yeah

40) Have you had a sore throat?
Uh. Who hasn't, really.

41) Ever had plastic surgery?
Nope

42) Who knows you the best?
Adam

43) Did you miss anyone today?
Yeah but then he came home (Adam)

44) Did you get in a figh

This is dedicated to all the demolition lovers, who were NEVER okay. Who were welcomed to the black parade. This is for... every patient, Helena, and harmless vampire. This is for... every single fan who may never get to see them play. Who lives life on the murder scene. Who cried watching the Ghost of You. And Famous Last Words. This is for... every fan who worried about Bob's burn... who is obsessed with Ray's hair... who mourned the loss of Mikey's glasses... who worry about Frank's health... and all those who helped Gerard stay sober. This is to... everyone who is not afraid to keep on living. Let's crash the cemetery gates. Unleash the fucking bats.