My girlfriend- Rachel G
My mummy - Jess C
My daddy - Mighty QUINNER
My big brother - NEIL LYNCH he taught me everything
My little brother - STE FAGAN rocks my socks
My big sister - ROB MCGOWAN
My little sister - AIMEE K awww
My step sister! -
My uncle - SINEAD K
My aunt -
My cousin - SHANE MC D.. i want his babies
My daughter - Shauna Clare
My son - BAOLACH (WT A LEDGE)
My brother-in-law -
My sister-in-law -
My best friend (Boy) - JOHN
Ny other best friend (Boy)- ROB H
My best friend (Girl)- my bb BECCA
My other best friend (Girl)- AMANDA MC
My bit on the side - AISHLING C
My niece -
My nephew -
My secret admirer - ALI
My sugar plum (fairy)- LAURA K
My fairy god mother - CLAUDIA
My slave - CILLIAN
My shoppoholic friend - MEGAN D
My sexy biatch - LEAH (also ma Blonde buddy )
My wee tootsie - CLAIR N
My god mother - KIEVA always there for me
My god father -
My foot rest!!-
My chatterboxs - CHARLIE she burps

My hot admirer - AMY O R
My messer upper - : NIAMH M (SANDWICH ON THE WAY)
My polish maid!! - ROB (the myth)
My sexy butler - NIAMH BUTLER
My french amigo- EMMA W
My potatoe- JACKIE H
the butter on my toast- LISA
My basketball ( ull have to be v special) - CLAUDIA
My dog -
my cat - MIA MEOWWWW
my fish - JACKIE H
my coach- CLAUDIA
my doctor- GAV DUDLEY
my hoe's (3 places)- Ciara H
my left shoe -
my right shoe - ROB H
my shorts-
my torrilla girl -
miwadi- ANDREA wooo
my umpa lumpa- ASHLING M my lil orange buddy
my fluff - DAN JAMES
my chef-
my yellowness- EILIS
ME -
YOU-
my clown - AOIFE (LASAGNE)
my zip -

my zig -
my zag-
My everything - Seana O Brien
my wall -
my grenade- JOHN OLIVER
My camera (experience in flashing needed)- SHAUNA CLARE
my pizza -
my tea cup - ALSO SINEAD K
my basketball hoop - STE f
my clothes -
my gobshite- ANDY DOHERTY
My hair fairy - JOANNE
My Banana - CONNOR S
My Taste Bud - CIARA O H

leave one memory of me and u!!! no matter how stpid!! whether i know u well or not

BLONDS!!!
blonde jokes
a blonde goes to the barbers. The barber asks her to take off her headphones, and she says she needs them and can't take them off. As he starts to cut her hair, she falls asleep in the chair. The barber can't cut her hair correctly with the earphones on, so he removes them, and after 30 seconds she drops dead. Startled by what’s happened, he picks up the earphones to listen what it was and they said: "Breath in, breath out. Breath in, breath out..."

2.A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on, She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If i can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?" "ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer looked around astonished and said "alright take one" As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If i can guess your natural hair colour can i have my dog back?"

3.A blonde get's in her car and notices her steering wheel, dashboard, and windshield is missing. She calls the police and reports a theft. When the police officer comes, he looks at the blonde who is crying and and says, "Ma'am...you're sitting in the backseat..."

4.A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts." He asks "What do you mean?" So she showed him what she meant. She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!" The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren''t you?" She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?" Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."

5.Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthfull.

6.What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought

7.Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

8.There was a blonde, a brunette and a red head. They were all sitting in a hair salon talking about their daughters. The brunette says, "I was lookin throuh my daughter's purse and I found a pack of cigarettes! Do you believe that my daughter smokes!! So then the redhead says, "Oh my gosh, I was looking through my daughter's purse and i found alcohol! Do you believe she's been drinking!! So then the blond says "I was looking through my daughter's purse and I found a condom! Do you believe my daughter has a penis?!"

9. What's dumber than a brunette trying to build a house under water?
blonde trying to burn it down

10.A Blonde was at a gumball machine. She put a quarter in and kept getting a gumball out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, "Shut up! Im WINNING!"

11.One morning, a blonde decides to do a jig-saw puzzle of a tiger. When her husband comes home from work, he finds his wife still staring at the pieces, unable to put any of them together. The blonde looks to her husband confused and says, "Honey, I''ve been working on this puzzle all day and I can''t put any piece together!" Her husband then replies, "Let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box first."

12.A blonde sat at the bar when the bartender's son swaggers in. When he tells his father of his promotion and raise, the bartender calls for everyone's attention and announces that all drinks are on the house. When the blonde heard this, she ran outside and brought back a ladder