URBAN DICTIONARY
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Rules:
--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
--Post the first definition it gives you.
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1) Your name: Hayley
a)A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.
Guy1: Man that Hayley girl is cute
Guy2: I know, how hot does she wanna make herself?




2) Your age? 17.
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"

"17."

"Dude, that sucks..."

3) Last person you texted? Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt



4) What should you be doing? Writing
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.


5) Favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!


6) Birthplace? Lower Hutt
A suburb north of Wellington New Zealand known to be a haven for white trash,boy racing fuckwits and small dicked baby booming consumers.
person 1:hey dude,are you heading out to lower hutt?
person 2:nah fuck that,i dont want niggas to steal my rims!!


7) Month of your Birth? October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.

and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it

Last person you talked to (in person)? Mark
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you....



9) One of your nicknames? Hayz
really potent marijuana




10) What you last ate last night? Rice
Food staple, ususally associated with asian countries but consumed worldwide.

I got this from someone else and though it was great. Using only song titles from one artist/band, answer these questions.
Pick a band/artist: Avenged Sevenfold

All About You :

1. Are you male or female? Girl I Know
2. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Gunslinger
3. Describe yourself: A Little Piece of Heaven
4. Describe your current location: Afterlife
5. Describe your current situation: Trashed and Scattered
6. Describe where you would rather be: Lost
7. If you had a different job (or school), what would it be like? Almost Easy
8. How do you feel about yourself in general? An Epic of Time Wasted

The People Around You :
9. Your best friend is: Demons
10. Your favorite activity with your best friend/s: Burn it Down
11. The best relationship you've had: Warmness on the Soul
12. Why is he/she the best? Radient Eclipse
13. Describe your worst ex: Betrayed
14. What you want to do to your worst ex: Scream

Attempts at Profundity :
15. What’s the weather like? Crossroads
16. You think that: everyone deserves a 'Second Heartbeat'
17. ... however, you know that: Turn the Other Way
18. If your life were a television show, what would it be called? Dear God
19. What is life to you? Dancing Dead
20. The biggest regret of your life is: The Fight
21. In the next decade, what would you like to achieve? Strength of the World
22. The best advice you ever got: Seize the Day
23. The best advice you could give: The Art of Subconscious Illusion

I thought I'd give this a try, I'm bored.
Lots of people seem to do this.
It's anonymous people, you might be able to guess which number you are, but I wont tell you.


1. You really are amazing, thanks for being there even when I'm being a complete and utter bitch. I don't know how you put up with me. Really I don't. But thank you. ^-^

2. Lol, you make me laugh. You're obsession makes me laugh.

3. Bro, I'm fully obsessed with you.

4. and don't worry, I haven't forgotten you either.

4(b). *sighs* I wish I didn't open my mouth, and make you feel like shit. I can't help it. I really do say the wrong things all the time. I'm sorry.

5. The time we spend together is great. You're turning out to be a better friend than I ever expected. =]

6. You really piss me off. I know you don't try to. But you do. It's just the way you are.

7. Thanks for ALWAYS being there.

8. I miss the old days. Back when you didn't care about everyone elses opinions. Back when it wasn't so....weird. You really are amazing. I'm sorry for everything.

9. I'm incredibly glad we're friends. and I'm sorry I seem to dissapoint you.

10. I'll try make things better.

11. "I sure am baby" *wolf whistles*

12. You need to get over yourself. Get yourself a life before trying to butt into mine.

13. I love making you feel uncomfortable. It makes me laugh. But dude, you're awesome. and...i miss you.