Laydee La La

I LOVE LOVE LOVE THE NOISETTES!! <3

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Laydee La La
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Female, 20, Luv 912

  • Relationship Status

    It's Complicated

  • Hometown

    la la land..its the place to be ;)

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  • Member Since: May 2006
  • Last Active: 2 hours ago

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HERB!!!!! ( haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahah ROXANNE knows what im talkin about lol!)
Me, Myself, and I


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I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

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If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!




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DAMLA =
Water drop, droplet
PASCAL VASMENT =
Legend ( yes Bex Vasments Paaa paaaa )
TAKE A SCROLL THREW ..
My vids..loadsa horsing around (remember kids 'Ketamine say NEIGH')
LEND ME SOME SUGAR..
...I am your neighbour!!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor.
THEY CALL ME
Damla Ayse Coskun, Damz, La La, Damzil in distress, Damlaaaj or Dam Dam...take ur pick lol! or u can be like lee polsen n call me 10" damla pizza ( she thinks my name sounds like a pizza eh lol )
YOU SAID THAT U LOVE ME
WHY DONT YOU FUCK OFF ♪♫♪♫
The Other Half Of Me

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  • So funny!!

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Yes
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
    8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH (walids english)

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = let's have sex now
    6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
    7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
    8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
    10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
    11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

    And finally.....

    A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
    For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
    However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

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  • THE GREAT JOYS OF BEING TURKISH


    YOU KNOW YOU ARE TURKISH WHEN..................


    *There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

    *You make coffee in a saucepan.

    *You never buy bin bags but use your saved grocery bags for it.

    *You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

    *Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesnt talk to her for 10 years.

    *You call an older person you've never met before "uncle", "aunty" or abi.

    *You hide everything from your parents.

    *Your phone is always on silent.

    *Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

    *You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

    *Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

    *Everyone is a family friend, or somehow related to you.

    *You always try moving out of home but always end up returning.

    *You love kebabs and eating!!!

    *Instead of cooking a meal for 4 you cook for 10.

    *When you have a dinner party there is enough food to last for the next 2 months.

    *You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

    *You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, expecially if there is an acquantance within 250 miles radius.

    *You always say "open the light" insted of "turn the light on".

    *You secure your luggage with a rope.

    *You get very upset when airlines refuses to accept your luggage which is just 80lbs. overweight.

    *Your walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up.

    *You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles to get to school.

    *You are always taking off and putting on your shoes wherever you go.

    *Your mum seems to think her future lies at the bottom of a little coffee cup where you would find the dried up coffee after she has turned the cup upside down.

    *Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

    *No one ever seems to call ahead of time to say they are coming over for a visit.

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  • Lala and ding dongs adventure in claires house bbq!!

    FROM THE HALL TO THE LIVINGROOM FROM THE HALL TO THE LIVING ROOM

    TO THE LIVINGROOM FROM THE HALL, TO THE LIVING ROOM FROM THE HALL

    THE LIVINGROOM

    THE LIVINGROOM

    FROM THE HALL TO THE LIVINGROOM TO THEEEEEEEE KITCHEN!!!

    FROM THE LIVINGROOM TO THE KITCHEN, FROM THE LIVINGROOM TO THE KITCHEN

    SO WE WENT FROM THE HALL TO THE LIVINGROOM TO THE KITCHEN

    AND NOWTO THE LIVINGROOM TO THE LIVING ROOM.....TOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE COUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your positive traits: You're very tuned into your lover's feelings - and always doing something caring. Sweetness - you're the most romantic person your partner has ever met. You get easily swept away and are a total delight to fall in love with.

Your negative traits: You are super duper sensitive and find it hard to get out of a sad mood. It's difficult for you to tell your sweetie no, even when you should. You often tell your partner what they want to hear, instead of being honest.

Your ideal partner: Is straight from a fairy tale - the man or woman of your dreams. Is a total romantic, with an artistic or creative side. Loves to express their love to you, in all sorts of unique ways.

Your dating style: Dreamy. You like traditional romantic dates, like picnics in the park and candlelight dinners.

Your seduction style: Fearless - you try what your parnter suggests, no matter how unusual. Loving. You'll take your pleasure second, if necessary. Internal. A lot of your enjoyment takes place within your head.

 Tips for the future: Be more realistic. Your romantic ideal is nice, but it may just not happen. Let go of your fear of rejection - it's holding you back from being with your true love. Open yourself up to a new love. The person you think you want make not be the one.

Best color to attract mate: Sea-foam Green

Best day for a date: Friday

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  • -Big.Jock.Knew
    -Big.Jock.Knew

    Fuk knows then ? Na a use to go out but a cant go out and get mad wae it without lifted lol wher u fae x

    36 minutes ago via Mobile
  • Dave Kelly
    Dave Kelly

    oh my its u.i thought after all this time i had finally got rid of u.haha just kiddin how are u me hearty.u still ravin?x

    1 hour ago
  • Chi-Chi .Chelsea
    Chi-Chi .Chelsea

    oh wot a ken its mad likes. we need 2 get a night out hes back fi there hols on the 17 th would like 2 see wot state hes in haha think robs wantin his hair done so may b seeing ya soon x

    6 hours ago
  • Miss Susan Malloy
    luv Miss Susan Malloy

    not got your new number pm me it please. i have a new number too. we want to try get through sometime to Ped you before i start college so will let you ken x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

    9 hours ago via Mobile
  • Laureen Simkin
    Laureen Simkin

    hey hunni im gd thanks you? yip lol yeah i know lol been 4 years know:) keepin gd thanks gonna be a auntie soon :) howz things been ? yeah see said the other day! u still workin with alan? wb soon xxxxxx

    10 hours ago
  • -Big.Jock.Knew
    -Big.Jock.Knew

    Yea am the same dont know how your on my paid ?? X

    11 hours ago via Mobile
  • Roxanne Alexander
    Roxanne Alexander

    Howdy! Hw u still on at this time? Im board out ma mind cani sleep 2 hot lucky im not at wrk there wld b no chance me gettin up haha! Hw waz ryn wen uz left last nyt? Hes a lightweight ah hahaha was lookin at pics tdy lmao! Wht u up2 2moz? x x x x

    17 hours ago via Mobile
  • Claire B
    Claire B

    sorry 2 hear that about ur dad hope hes ok looks alrite in the pics lol
    xxxxxx

    1 day ago
  • Miss Susan Malloy
    luv Miss Susan Malloy

    fuk sake what a fucking shambles friday was man, bobby got took into hospital cause he fell off a moped at 60mph, pure fucked his leg and wrist and bashed his head he cant remember what happened lol. some fucking boot aswell hit me up his bit cause i was play fighting with her brother wtf?! stupid bitch.
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

    2 days ago
  • Kirsty Mcewan
    Kirsty Mcewan

    nowt much, babysitting and goin shoppin lol

    2 days ago
  • -Big.Jock.Knew
    -Big.Jock.Knew

    Alright do a know you because your always online and a dont think a know you ? X

    2 days ago via Mobile
  • Jacki Bee
    luv Jacki Bee

    good 2 hear

    im good thanks babe

    xxx

    2 days ago
  • Gemma
    Gemma

    hahaha aw sorry man! ... yeh just get it too y no eh lol i dont mind i copied someone else anyways haha x

    2 days ago
  • Bell
    Bell

    the herbal stuff is pish!! lol r uz goin to the flat or smokin it at ur mums? lol not alot was gonna go out but the weathers crap am just gonna head out the morn :) xxxxxx

    2 days ago
  • Bell
    luv Bell

    aye a seen the photo :) is ur dad ok?? r u ok? u just chillin tonight aye? xxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Jacki Bee
    Jacki Bee

    hey hun hw r u?

    how is ur dad?

    xxx

    3 days ago
  • Roxanne Alexander
    luv Roxanne Alexander

    Okay doke well ive txt um so jst txt me or mcv tomorrow tell us what uz are up2!!
    Aye but you had a lot on with your dad and that! Hope hes alright now.
    U up2 much tonight?? Wht a shite day ah :(
    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Roxanne Alexander
    Roxanne Alexander

    Cooolio I will txt um after ma work!
    Im off all nxt week feels amazin :D :D :D 10days of no work grrreat :) . me and mcv are goin to northumberland to stay in a wigwam for 2nights on Tue lookin forward to it like but I am more excited about going to the metrocentre in Newcastle to go shopping lolol. xxxxxxxxx

    3 days ago
  • Clare Lynch
    Clare Lynch

    Oh by the way, guess what i found in my house, one of those wee dream team cards lol, mind that?! xxx

    3 days ago
  • Clare Lynch
    luv Clare Lynch

    Of course :D gotta love the luv! Its raining :( Hows you?! xxx

    3 days ago