Kirstla Vallance <Kirstyv1984>
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Make some noise for the gorgie boys! We're going to Europe!!!!

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Coming up - Glasvegas, Ida Maria again, Rockness, Oasis, T in the Park and Girls Aloud. Good old Dizzie....come dance with me, or me and Lauras version - Come Dine With Me, I am in love with Ida Maria and her drummer, best gig i have been to in a long long time!!! Actually loving the Verves new tune!! Bluetones, Reverand & the Makers, Kasabian, Oasis, The View, Robbie, Take That, Amy Whinehouse, Pigeon Detectives, The Jam, The Enemy and loads more.
Sports
Jambos! Maybe a wee Euro trip coming up! I love nothing more than a wee jaunt to the magical Tynecastle of a Saturday afternoon!
HATE!
Cheese & onion pasties...watch them!..they are sneaky!, People who have absolutely no sense of humour what so ever!, Krafts Cheesy Pasta....some people say it is just the same as Marshalls Cheesy Pasta but it just isny like.....text 118 and ask them....they agree!, Flights getting delayed, Trying to find a fucking bikini at this time of year!, Snippiness, Laura trying to make a desicion, People who blab on and on and on about their kids........BORING!!! I dont have kids so i dont care! Laura Perston, rain & wind together, attention seeking people, slow computers, boring sunday night tv, small bags, hibs, people who skip the bus que, walking against the wind, crackling from the radio, open doors, unpainted toe nails, boring films, those stupid adverts with voice overs, yobs, people who wear scarfs in a club....WHY? small annoying children, in fact any type of small children, golf
Love
My gorgeous little nephew, Two shots with every drink, El Dukes restruant in Gran Canaria, Rodgers Bar, All my family, Liam Conor from Coronation Street = sexy!!!!!!, Emily Gillies, Laura Perston, Emma Perston and Carla Lumsden.....you all make me laugh so much and have hilarious banter with yous whenever we are together, Friends....think i know every single episode....still cracks me up, TV, Hearts, long vodkas, barcardi berry, festivals, flip flops, chips and cheese, body combat, shopping, watching Jezza and that im going to be seeing him in the flesh soon, hair straightners, big bags, ugg boots, skinny jeans, laughing, having a carry on, being silly, soap and glory, mr kiplings country slices, family guy, picking off labels, long lies, hats, strawberry cheesecake, going on holiday, dancing on ice, tea, body conditioning, clinque make up, my cosy pink slipper boots, PIZZA EXPRESS, Manchester, SA.....CLA, Pre-i-mark, Marshalls

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  • The Roman Camp Experience

    Me and Laura have spent our weekend at a Roman Camp.

    We dressed like a Roman, ate like a Roman, worked like a Roman and LIVED.....LIKE.....A......ROMAN!

    It was amazing! The ultimate Roman experience. I urge everyone to try it out and once you have lived like a Roman you will never want to go back.

    The Roman way is the only way!!!!!

    0 Comments 94 days

  • All time classis quotes!

    Me: Ive seen you around....your really fat and ugly....eh will you just f**k off!!!

    Laura: YEAH WELL YOU NEVER ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY SAW ME DO IT.....DID YOU??? (After being caught by the bouncer in Le Monde toilets doing something)

    Laura: Kirsty, what would you rather do? Shag him (points at some minger) or fist a beaver? Me: Eh....i think i would rather do anything than fist a beaver!!!

    Me: Do you think people just come to the airport for a drink?

    Carla: Eh can i ask whats in the mushroom sauce?

    Laura: Kirsty.....get drinking ya fiend!!!!

    Carla: No speaky spanishy....now f**k off!

    Laura: Do you think there is an annual beaver fisting competition?

    Emily: Well its all fun at the time then you start finding things.

    Me: Right Laura, you cant just go about changing the quotes.....ITS WRONG!!

    All of us: Some c**ts gonna get glassed!!!

    Laura: Tonight my aim is to turn a gay guy straight!

    My Aunty Jack: Its all very cloak and dagger.

    Laura: We get dingyed by Germans!

    Laura: Come on..lets go listen to the recordings. Me: No.....well ok then but only from the c**nt ones onwards. Laura: Kirsty you better not be losing your sense of humour! Me: How dare you! You can call me what you want but never say that!

    Me and Laura at the football: SIT DOWN SHUTUP YOUR A F**KING C**TFACE!!

    Carla: Yeah he sounds like that thing off Star Wars....whats it called....ciabatta. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA its chewbacca.

    Me: Do Iceland also take you home as well when you do a home delivery?? Carla: NO!!!!

    Garry: The woman knows no boundaries.....she even gossips about herself.

    Pete to me: You look like a cheap Christmass decoration.

    Carla: He is a waste of space....fuck him!!

    Emily: I cant wait to play on his big Wii!

    Me to Laura: You are a filthy c**tface...all that comes out of your mouth is vile tripe!!!

    Mundy: Sometimes i run....sometimes i piss myself.

    Me: Those cheese and onion pasties are not to be trusted! Watch them!

    Me: Your a cunt face....a fucking cunt face...your only happy when your fisting cunts....please dont fist my cunt again!

    Me: My name is Laura Perston and i have no standards.

    Laura: Stop victimising my welt!

    Me to Laura: Just make my tea and fuck off!

    Mundy: Is Romeo and Juiliet a true story?

    Mundy: Whats the fucking problem with swearing?...Its fucking 2009 for fucks sake!!

    Laura to me: Whats that got to do with the price of cheese? Me: What? Its not cheese its fish. Laura: No its cheese. Me: Eh im pretty sure its fish like. The next day - Me to Laura: Its fish....i told you i was right....i am always right. Laura: Nah its cheese.

    Me: You know how i feel about being outside.

    Laura: I want to shag a big rough Glaswegen! Me: Trust me....ya dinny like!

    Mundy: Those rolls have seen better days.

    Me: Imagine your face looked like a cunt??!!

    Dawn: See look at my ears. When im older i will need to wear clip on ear rings....in fact i might have to start wearing them soon. Later on that night - Dawn: Aye, check old droopy ears in the corner there.

    Mundy: He looks a bit like Jeff Brazier. Me: Aw yeah, i like that Jeff Blazer.

    Me: As cute as a button?? How can you be as cute as a button?? Buttons arent cute!?

    Me: Ha that sign said "Roman Camp". Lets go! We can dress like a roman, eat like a roman, work like a roman....LIVE...LIKE...A...ROMAN! The ultimate roman experiance. I think we should go for your Birthday Laura.

    Laura: Whats the difference between clingfilm and celophane??? Me: Clingfilm is clingy.

    Me: Dont listen to hear say....listen to the facts!!!

    Mundy: What a fucking little tosspot!!!

    Me: Oh look! There's Fat Bastard from Mary Poppins!

    Mundy! Never trust a ginger bouncer!

    G: A want wermnd. Me and Mundy: What the fuck???

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14 February
Lucky Color:Amber
Personality Strengths:Drive, Humor
Personality Weakness(es):Impulsiveness
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Slapstick
Adjectives to Describe You:impulsive, domineering
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Passionate and proud - you stand very firmly on issues you truly believe in. Unrelentless and driven - you are willing to work very hard when you have to. While not an angry person by nature, you can be hot-tempered when things aren't going your way.

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  • Diva Edinburgh
    Diva Edinburgh

    Hey Kirstla Vallance,

    We hope you can join us for what's sure to be our biggest party yet on Friday 26th June!!

    Kick start your summer at our 'Ibiza Beach Party' where you can expect to hear 5 hours of the biggest House, Electro, Hip Hop & RnB anthems from DJ Vance, John Marr, P45, Lee Mutch & Matt Mackie!!

    The party starts at 10pm and entry is £5 on the door. We offer discounted entry for Guestlist Members and Students before midnight!!

    3 ROOMS, 3 SOUNDS, ONE MASSIVE SUMMER PARTY!!

    Drop us a PM or email us at diva_edinburgh@live.co.uk for guestlist bookings or further information.

    1 week ago
  • Adie Scott
    Adie Scott

    Rockness was fantastic, best weekend off the year!!!! Oasis gig was amazing eh, some classic tunes got played, loved every second of it. Soz couldny find you lol x

    2 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    Fingers crossed the weather gets nicer, just got my ticket off Craig :D

    All i want is the sun to shine.

    Have nice day and call u later sys :D XXX

    2 weeks ago
  • Mehdi Stuart
    luv Mehdi Stuart

    Can't wait for tomorrow come on Oasis!!!

    And yes I see the Shit skidder is going woo hoo!!!

    2 weeks ago
  • Craig Low
    Craig Low

    hiya yeah should be good like. im so excited. lol x

    2 weeks ago
  • Laura Mundy
    luv Laura Mundy

    You just made me even more angry with your lols....i do NOT appreciate them. I'm going to write to the Prime Minister and make it illegal to use them.

    Where you going to get wellies from, do you not fancy just getting a pair of comfy shoes?!?!? I am laughing out loud....but no lols involved you tosspot!

    Still very angry, will phone you tomorrow. Have fun at the scary salon place.

    PS A do not want wermd anymore the thought of it repulses me.

    xxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    T T Was yummy thanks, btw I left my lunch in your fridge if ya like it u can have it, if not Carla can have it.


    SYS Wednesday wednesday wednesday xxxxxxxxxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Laura Mundy
    luv Laura Mundy

    Hello there!

    How are you? Guess who i just saw.......fat bastard from Mary Poppins!!

    How was your day off? Did you go to hospital? I am angry today, will explain later. Maybe it's because a want wermd

    Lots of love

    xxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Carol-Ann Low
    luv Carol-Ann Low

    Oh my god what a night

    Well funny though. Not sure what to do for bro's birthday go out somewhere for drinks then back to mine. Might take him to the place he got the steak from at taste fest (haven't the foggiest what it was called)

    Got a 207 sport (bit like Drew's) is a goldy colour sticks oooot tae feck.

    Off to Majorca on Fri cannnnny wait gonna pack tomorrow. Had a very quiet weekend. Hope you had a nice one catch ya soon chick x x x x

    2 weeks ago
  • Carol-Ann Low
    luv Carol-Ann Low

    Oh you'll have to get a wee personal message sent on your funny story.

    Thinking the end of July for party at mine for bro's birthday. had a good week not felt like I've done much had a big inspection at work Mon - Thu got feedback today was good good but always improvements.

    Will need to come and show off new car i get it tomorrow then off on hols next Friday 19th woop woop de woop woop. Will need to look out for my bro at Oasis does Emily still want tickets from my bro? I will send her a message too but if i forget ask her tooooo pleeeease.

    Take care o you my suga x x x x

    3 weeks ago
  • Mehdi Stuart
    luv Mehdi Stuart

    How cool is my skin by the way?

    Wednesday is going to be amazing can't wait to go.

    Is Emily going to go?

    x x x

    3 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    :D :D :D :D :D :D ;) :P :p

    OOOOOh what to wear hopefuly the weather is BEAUTIFUL,Fingers crossed.

    I know im well excited to it going to b intence!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Come on the SUMMER.XXXXXXXXXXXXXX

    3 weeks ago
  • Emla
    Emla

    Guess whos coming week on Wednesday ;) xxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    hehehe i got confused then, thought i was on mehdi's page when i was positive i clicked your picture, hehe its just the skin

    Yeah the photos from taste day are lovely they are on face book, u will just have to come to the dark side now whahaha.

    well my ickle bundle of fun who cracks me up sweet dreams xxx

    3 weeks ago
  • Carol-Ann Low
    luv Carol-Ann Low

    Hiya

    Sorry for the late reply. I can't even remember leaving Assembly but i do slightly remember being in Scotmid. Then the taxi home. Went back to Emma's don't remember a thing.

    Woke up on Emma's couch at 7am did a quick tidy the fell asleep again till about 9ish.

    had a fantastic day was so good to see you and everyone. Won't leave it so long next time.

    Bought a new car yesterday so will be staying in more but can have more house parties.

    How's your week and weekend been? x x x x x x x

    Oh photos on facebook will need to get them on here tooooooo

    3 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    Your hilarious

    I am wind beaten and exhausted falling asleep copying the phots. Time for sleep me think zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    :D

    3 weeks ago
  • Russell Bolan
    luv Russell Bolan

    Am fine darlin, hows yersel, bn uptae anythin exciting? So yi got an oasis ticket then, shit hot, no long tae go now, wish it was 2morrow!!!

    xx

    4 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    He was just trying to restle both of us, and u tryed to save me then i had to save you.

    I have put some photos up hehe enjoy.

    sweet dreams cooling down lobster xxxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Emla
    luv Emla

    hello pretty

    I had lots of fun, to night on to morning with you too, slapping some luv right bck at u to, i have a bruise on my leg, was that when I was trying to save u from Telf?

    Hope u feel better and your burnt to a crisp chest and hands are getting better.

    I have never seen burnt hands b4 until you yesterday and Nicky today at the botanics,

    It was another el scorchio day :D

    Tiered now feel all sun kissed and tiered.

    Have a lovely evening xxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Carol-Ann Low
    luv Carol-Ann Low

    Hiya how's you today?

    Was such a fantastic day yesterday. Was good to see ya. What did you's get up too after?

    x x

    4 weeks ago