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Stop Leaving Me Messages Saying "A Girl Died In 1564" Post This 6,000 times In The Next 10 Seconds or Else She Will Come Back From The Dead and Rape Your Grandmother"


They... are... bullshit!

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Puddle of Mudd, Calvin Harris, Dizzee Rascal, Weezer, Eminem, Alien Ant Farm, Ash, Oasis, Powerman 5000, Mint Royale, Weird Al, Basshunter, Zebrahead, Fozzy. Linkin Park, Fort Minor, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, 3 Doors Down, Bloodhound Gang, The Beatles, Dead Kennedys, Staind, The Pogues, Good Charlotte, Limp Biscuit, Jay Z, Chris Daughtry, Blink 182, Sum41, The Killers, 50 Cent, Tupac,
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Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, American Pie, American Pie 2, American Pie 3, American Pie The Naked Mile, American Pie Band Camp, American Pie Beta House, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Dirty Sanchez, Jackass The Movie, Jackass 2, Jackass 2.5, Simpsons Movie, South Park Movie, Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Employee of The Month, I Am Legend, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale, World Is Not Enough, Goldeneye, Goldfinger (All The Bond Films To Cut This Short), Transformers, Superbad, Son of Rambow, Rocky 1, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, Rocky Balboa, Bruce Almighty, Evan Almighty, Fantastic Four, Spiderman, Over The Hedge, Ratatouille, Mr Woodcock, The Football Factory, Green Street, Green Street 2, Quantum of Solace, Yes Man This List Could Go on Forever So I'm Gonner Stop Right Now xD
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    1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
    4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
    5.Put this on your blog.

    1.If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
    Don't Speak - Eagles :L

    2.How would you describe yourself?
    Breaking The Habit - Linkin Park?

    3.What do you like in a guy/girl?
    I Bet That You Look Good on the Dance Floor - Artic Monkeys (A dancer then i suppose)

    4.How do you feel today?
    Everytime i Look for You - Blink 182

    5.What is your life's purpose?
    Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols :L

    6.What is your motto?
    Come on Feel the Noise - Slade

    7.What do your friends think of you?
    Temperature - Sean Paul =\

    8.What do you think of your parents?
    Singing in The Rain - Gene Kelly :L

    9.What do you think about very often?
    Stronger - Kanye West

    10.What is 2 + 2?
    California Uber Alles - Dead Kennedys

    11.What do you think about your best friend?
    Enemy - Fozzy

    12.What do you think of the person you like?
    Sorry About Your Damn Luck (James Storms Theme Song :L )

    13.What is your life story?
    Three Lions On The Shirt - Baddiel and Skinner

    14.What do you want to be when you grow up?
    Singing in The Rain - Mint Royale

    15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?
    Eye of The Tiger - Survivor

    16.What will you dance to at your wedding?
    We Made It - Busta Rhymes ft Linkin Park

    17.What will they play at your funeral?
    Kidulthood to Adulthood - Bashy =\

    18.What is your hobby/interest?
    Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks

    19.What is your biggest fear?
    A Letter From God to Man - Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

    20.What is your biggest secret?
    Rockstar - Nickleback (Yes...My Secret is that i'm a rockstar!)

    21.What do you think of your friends?
    Bob Sinclare - Everybody Dance Now

    22.What will you post this as?
    Somebody Told Me - The Killers

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What time do you get up in the morning?: School Days 7.30 Other Days Whenever.
How many beers until you are drunk?: I Dunno
Do you like beer or hard liquor?: No
Have you ever had a one night stand?: No
How do you take your coffee?: Don't Drink Coffee
Do you eat breakfast?: On Weekends
Do you prefer sleeping alone?: Yes
Do you smoke cigarettes?: No
Have you ever burnt your hair?: No
Do you sleep with a pillow?: Yeah, I'm Not Poor.
What were your unique habits as a child?: Honestly? NO IDEA!
Do you want kids?: Not Yet Anyway
Are you an only child?: Sort of
Do you like road trips?: No
Who are your 6 best friends?: People
Do you brush your teeth in the shower?: No, thats fucking retarded
Do you eat leftovers?: Sometimes
Do you prefer being single, or in a relationship?: Relationship, Something to look forward to at least.
Are you in a relationship now?: No
Have you ever cheated?: No
Have you ever been cheated on?: No
Once a cheater, always a cheater?: No
Pyjamas or naked?: Depends Where?
What do you take when you have a headache?: Asprin
Roughing it or luxury hotel?: Hotel
Beach or pool?: Pool
Would you give your number out to a stranger?: Depends Who They Are.
Ever gone camping?: Yes
Ever dialed random telephone numbers for fun?: Who hasn't?
Are you an extrovert?: A What?
Do you consider yourself conceited?: Eh?
Is your hair its original color ?: Yeah
Do you wear makeup?: No
What is your lucky number?: 8
Do you believe in God?: No
Do you have a crush on anybody right now?: No
Does he/she know it ?: No
What food can you absolutely never give up?: Meat
Who is your favorite cartoon?: Simpsons
What tv shows do you watch?: Simpsons, family Guy, Only Fools and Horses, Red Dward, ECT...
Do you think you: Not In The Slightest :)
Are you allergic to anything?: No
Do you like to go jogging?: No
What is the best gift you have received till date?: PS3
Do you wear socks to bed?: Yes
What is your cellphone brand?: Samsung
What shampoo do you use?: Whatevers In
Have you ever been in love?: Yeah
Do you think love is real for young people?: Yes
Have you ever loved somebody who did not love you?: Yarp
Black or white?: White, Not a Racist Thing or Anythin'
Do you say your opinion, or keep it to yourself?: Say My Opinion
Winter or summer?: Summer
have you ever been out of your country?: Yeah
Where do you want to raise your family?: Blackpool
City life or country life?: City Life
Saturday - Clubing or a movie night?: Depends On What Mood
Mercedes or BMW?: BMW
Do you like to dress up?: Not Really
How long does it take you to get ready after you get out of bed?: 20 Minutes
Do you save money or spend it?: Spend
Do you wear a belt?: No
How many pairs of jeans do you have?: None
How many types of underwear do you have?: A lot
Do you shower twice?: No
Is there ever a justified reason to lie?: Wha?
Favorite disney movie?: Lion King
Favorite veggie?: Don't Have One
Favorite meat?: Gammon or Steak
Have you already met the love of your life?: No
Do you think you and your best friend will still be friends in 10 years?: Probably Not
Ever thought you were a moron?: Why Yes
Are you a good girlfriend/boyfriend?: Noooo.
Do you like being in a relationship?: ...
Are you an easy to fool person?: Yes
Do you fall for people easily?: Yes
Is it hard for you to open up to people?: Yes
Do you diet regularly?: NO
Do you believe in alternative medicine?: Yes
Do you believe in revenge?: Yes
All is fair in love and war. Do you agree?: No, Thats a Load of Shit
True love never dies. Do you agree?: No
If you could change one thing about your physical appearence what would it be?: Smaller Ears
Mom or dad?: Both Good Parents
How long have you known your best friend?: 5 Years or so
Whats your favorite meal of the day?: Tea.
What is your worst fear?: Dying
What is one thing you want to ask from God?: Who Will Win The Premier League?
Are you hard to get?: No
How good are you in sports??: Ok I Guess.
Do you use an umbrella or a raincoat?: Coat
Chatting on the Internet or Telephone?: Internet
How religious are you?: Not Very
Do you like politicians?: No
Do you consider yourself a nice person?: Meh
Name 7 things you want to do before you die: Shoot Didier Drogba, Play For Liverpool FC, Visit The Playboy Mansion, Have SEX! Meet Steven Gerrard. Break Cristiano Ronaldos Leg
What should you be doing right now?: Resting My Leg.
How much time did you spend on this survey?: Enough

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Name :   Joe Parkinson
Nick Name :   JP, Kane.
Birthdate :   8/3/94
Birthplace:   Blackpool
Current Location:   Garstang
Eye Color:   Blue
Hair Color:   Brown/Blondish
Height:   I don't Know
Weight:   Dunno
Piercings:   Fuck No
Tatoos:   Getting One Soon :)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Is this a joke?
Vehicle:   The Batmobile
Overused Phrase:   Fucktard
FAVORITES
Food:   Chicken
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   HOOTERS! xD
Candy:   Dairy Milk
Number:   8
Color:   Red
Animal:   Penguin
Drink:   Pepsi
Body Part on Opposite sex:   No Comment! =]
Perfume:   JOOP!
TV Show:   Only Fools and Horses
Music Album:   Nursery Rhymes Singalongs Volume 3 :)
Movie:   Shaun of The Dead
Actor/Actress:   Simon Pegg
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Neither, people who serve me have 5 brain cells shared betwe
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   ...
Dog or Cat:   Cat
Summer or Winter:   Summer.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny Movies
Love or Money:   What is with these questions?
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Whenever
Most Missed Memory:   Primary School :L
Best phyiscal feature:   Little Finger
First Thought Waking Up:   Boy i'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston
Best Friends:   I Have A Lot of Friends, Not a Best Friend.
Weakness:   Being Kicked In The Nuts
Fears:   LazyTown
Longest relationship:   5minutes...maybe less?
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   No Partner to Cheat on =L
Ever been beaten up:   No, Why Would They?
Ever beaten someone up:   Yup, That Knob Head Burnley Fan.
Ever Shoplifted:   Yes, When I Was Like 4.
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   No
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde
Short or Long:   Short
Looks or Personality:   Both
Hot or Cute   Hot
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Don't want a freak, don't want some Anorexic Girl
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Gambia
How do you want to Die:   Drowning in the Hot Tub in the Playboy Mansion :)
Been to the Mall Lately:   The most visited store where i live in the pissing sweet sho
Get along with your Parents:   Yes
Health Freak:   Fuck No!
Do you think your Attractive:   No...Just No.
Believe in Yourself:   Yeah
Want to go to College:   Yes
Do you Smoke:   No
Do you Drink:   No
Shower Daily:   Yes
Been in Love:   Yes
Do you Sing:   All the time :)
Want to get Married:   Yes
Do you want Children:   Meh
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   4
Hate anyone:   George W Bush
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