You go to the senior ball with your cousin and no one says
anything
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A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place
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A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose
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You organise a get together at 2 o'clock and everyone shows up at 5
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You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks
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You and da cuzzies sit around and dis everyone who walks past
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You give the longest shoutouts on the radio
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You have 6 people in the back seat of a 2 door sports car
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In a photo someones pulling some kind of gang related hand signal **CrIPpZ**
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You're at a party and your aunty turns off the stereo and starts playing the guitar
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You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the marae
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The words 'oi' 'ea' 'umm' 'chh' 'swt' 'na' and 'ye' are all part of your vocab
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You go to school to eat the other kids lunch
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Rugby is your favourite sport
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You think your tribe is the best in the world...Te Ngati Kahununu
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Your dad cuts you hair, gets hoha and leaves the other half for
the next day after school
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Your older brother makes you cry and you're the one who gets a
hiding for crying
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All your marbles are ball bearings and you try to pass them off
as 'steelies'
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Hello and Goodbye are all said by raising your eyebrows
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Your JANDALS/GUMBOOTS are your: running shoes, work shoes,
flippers and goin out shoes
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Your swimming togs are shorts and a t-shirt (and your in hawaii,
where all they wear are bikinis)
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You run to do bombs in public pools where it says 'no running and no bombs'
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Brushing your hair is tying it up or putting on a beanie
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You cant speak maori but are fluent when you're drunk
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You laugh at everyone who cant sing...
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You laugh at everyone who cant dance...
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You laugh at everyone who cat do both at the same time!
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You're at a party and everyone only knows the words to the chorus of the songs you sing
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You go to a party and at least a couple of your cousins are there and probably asleep on the table
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You go to the same party 3 days later and its still going!
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Gumboots, Jandals and Swandri are all considered #1's
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Now you're DEFINITELY maori if you've read this blog right
too the very end, coz Maori dont like to miss out on anything

Pick the first Letter of Your first Name
A- Christian
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Boyish
E-Emotional
F-Retarded
G-Dyke
H-Geeky
I-Girly
j-Gangster
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Lesbian
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Sweet
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated


Now the forth letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name):

A-Jew
B-bitch
C-boy
D-Whore
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Athlete
N-Alcoholic
O-Babe
P-Geek
Q-Crackwhore
R- Beauty queen
S-Prince (ess)
T-Fucker
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:

Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
blue- Who Will Rock Your World
White- Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who wants to fuck everyday
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."