Natasha Masson <Aszjhaboo>
"You've got the gift of one-liners and I've got the curse of curves..."


Lots of things going on in my life and I'm super happy!!!






By the way, check out www.natashamasson.weebly.com Still a work in progress though.

































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The Other Half Of Me
Sean Lamb
My lobster :)

About me!!
Yeah...just ask.
Music
Far too much stuff to write here, have a look at my 'bands' section if you're interested. Then add a whole lot more too.
Films
I love movies, I'll give pretty much anything a watch. We have so many dvds it's actually ridiculous.
TV
My Name Is Earl, The League of Gentlemen, Heroes, Bottom, Scrubs, Dragonball Z, Extras, The Wiggles, River Cottage, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Peep Show, Father Ted, Angel, Black Books, early Little Britain, Mythbusters, Fawlty Towers, Supernanny, Wife Swap, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Reaper, Prison Break, Supernatural...etc etc.
Things I love
Sean, food, sleeping, my family, friends, animals, my little guys, my boy, creativity(music, art and the like...), red, black, purple, stars, cuddles, shnuggling, going out, staying in, Maverick, being cosy, photos, my body, beastly people thinking they are hot(they amuse me so...and there are tonnes on Bebo!), seeing a dog poop with a footprint in it, modelling, cat's eyes in the road(genius invention!) and hearing the words "I love you". Latest addition, my sweet Carens :) LOVE her.
Things I hate
Nissan Micras(just plain ugly), slow drivers, idiotic drivers, irresponsible parents, irresponsible pet owners(hate when they let their dog off the lead right next to the road), the cold, being poor, when I look like crap, the public, scum, when my fork and knife don't match, the feel of velvet, the feel of tights and dry sponges, mornings, my bad memory, getting my face licked, one sock up and one sock down, finding shoes that fit my skinny(but beautiful)feet, bad punctuation, those stupid curly back-to-front letters that teenage girls seem to love, people who have private Bebo profiles, people talking with their mouth full, people who have hundreds of Bebo friends(c'mon, that's just stupid, you can't have that many real friends), when people add extra syllables to words, e.g it's 'film', not 'fill-im', men with long nails, toilet seats, manly women, customers, pedestrians, the speed limit, the cost of fuel, oh and women who have to get pregnant to keep their man...
Pets
Animals are my favourite:) Cocker spaniel-Sandy ~ terrapin-Wogan ~ scorpions-nameless ~ giant African land snails-nameless ~ water dragon-Sally ~ bearded dragon-Eddie ~ Hermanns tortoise-Regina Tucker ~ Horsfields tortoise-April. Praying mantis-Thomas, I think that's all...:D

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  • The Poor Snail

    The snail says "Alas"
    And the snail says "Alack,
    Why must I carry my house on my back?
    You have a home
    To go in and out,
    Why must mine always be carried about?
    Not any tables,
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    Not any windows,
    Not any stairs.
    Pity my misery,
    Pity my wail,
    For I must always be,
    Just a poor snail."
    But he's terribly slow,
    So perhaps it's as well,
    That his shell is his home
    And his home is his shell.

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    W- You are very broad minded.
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    Y- One of the best bfs/gfs anyone could ask for.
    Z- You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD

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  • Wade Bowen
    Wade Bowen

    wow dude ur website is awesome, amazin pics by the way and cant wait to check out ur art, is there any online already i can look at?

    x

    4 days ago
  • Ross Grant
    Ross Grant

    like the site buddy looks very pro lol i take it from the last comment u herd the news

    4 days ago
  • Kimberley Holding
    luv Kimberley Holding

    Hey,

    Ooooh projects...do tell more. Is this to do with modelling or something seperate?

    I'm fine.....lots to tell. I will e-mail you tho.

    One thing I will say is I done the Moonwalk last night in Edinburgh, 13 miles...thought I was going to die but it was fine apart from sore muscles.....raised nearly £700....go me :D !!!

    You will have to come visit me in Aberdeen and get in a couple of modelling shoots at the same time :D !!

    X

    1 week ago
  • Kimberley Holding
    luv Kimberley Holding

    Hey you.how you doing?what you up to now you not got your shop?bet its nice having a lie in..?x

    2 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Sequin Ditz
    Sequin Ditz

    I love when kids get communion, its cute when its babies getting baptised, but there isnt really a reaction and thats a bit shit.
    I'm ok, had an irish dancing thing in a mans garden today...I may be traumatised lol. The guy I'm kinda seeing but kinda not is in edinburgh cos uni is finished, so I have to go visit when his parents go away in 3 weeks :( impatient times lol
    x

    3 weeks ago
  • Sequin Ditz
    Sequin Ditz

    Hey hows it?
    The kids all looked amazing on sunday.
    I've been told I look like Jean Harlow, on one hand Ilike it...but on the other, does that mean I look a touch slag-like? your thoughts lol
    x

    4 weeks ago
  • Sean Lamb
    luv Sean Lamb

    No you arnie!! You blinking pest!

    7 weeks ago
  • Ross Grant
    luv Ross Grant

    ah i see what u going to do after the shop?. im good ta started a new job with sains going round the country doing store refits and setting up new stores and im moving back to arbroath got a flat u will have 2 visit me. any news with u n sean?

    7 weeks ago
  • Ross Grant
    luv Ross Grant

    hello stranger where the hell have you been hiding? some best buddy you are

    7 weeks ago
  • Sean Lamb
    luv Sean Lamb

    Love you test face! I'm in your mum and dads summer house.

    8 weeks ago
  • Kimberley Holding
    luv Kimberley Holding

    Aww,love you long time.Will e-mail you Monday :D !x

    10 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Sean Lamb
    luv Sean Lamb

    Hey mate! Are you enjoying your iPod touch? Love ya! Xxxxx

    10 weeks ago
  • Fraser
    Fraser

    Well hope someone notices you! some really great pictures.

    Yeah it's quite good :) always wanted to work in healthcare, never thought it'd be in Pharmacy but I actually quite enjoy it, pretty interesting.

    So the store is just too much work? I promise next time I'm driving down that way I'll swing by Montrose to have a look while I still can. Horses eh? there is this horse sanctuary in Aboyne - Belwade Farm - that a few friends of friends work, or worked at - they lived in a big house and looked after these horses, it's run by the ILPH I think and seemed like a good place to work :) just a suggestion. Went to a hogmanay party there one year and it's a very cool house they have.

    Anyway hope you're well

    17 weeks ago
  • Kimberley Holding
    luv Kimberley Holding

    Hey Hun.

    How are you?

    Was just having a look at the black eye photos...WHAT HAPPENED??!!

    What else you been up to?

    I can't believe its been a month since I moved...!! I miss our spoons nights with cake :( !!

    X

    19 weeks ago
  • Fraser
    Fraser

    ...Apart from the shop that is :) how's business anyway?

    19 weeks ago
  • Fraser
    Fraser

    Not a problem! are your pictures being used anywhere? just curious.

    I'm good thanks, working as a pharmacy technician in ARI - it's busy but good! really enjoying it actually - appeals to my geeky side :)

    What keeps you busy these days?

    19 weeks ago
  • Pat Min Yu
    luv Pat Min Yu

    I'm not too bad. How about yourself? You must be pretty popular on the Internet now! ;)
    xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Sequin Ditz
    Sequin Ditz

    Was Travis there? theres a hottie that works in bank that looks just like him :D

    :L thats amazing, I noticed something like that in one of their songs actually, dont remember what it was but made me giggle.
    Wanting to go, not sure though cos was meant to go last year and see Disturbed and Kiss and that and it just didnt happen at the last minute, we had plans to mutilate and murder Ville Valo and that kinda took over actual plans to get there lol...still want the t-shirt we thought of 'I killed Ville Valo'
    xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Sequin Ditz
    Sequin Ditz

    When did this happen?
    Thank fook for that, I wasnt a fan of +44 or Angels and Airwaves...bit like SOAD, wish they'd hurry up and realise they're better together.
    Fan of slipknot? Download festival, yeah baby lol
    xx

    20 weeks ago
  • Sequin Ditz
    luv Sequin Ditz

    Blink are back?
    xx

    20 weeks ago