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Ok ok, bebo update time again. It's 12.38 on the 2nd of November, and I'm back bitches.
Moving went well, loving the student life. Met some legends already. Alloway is a total scumpot, doesn't help that I'm staying in the rough flats but the people make up for it.
The course is going well, I've got my first coursework due in a week and it's looking like it's going to be a tight squeeze to get it finished. I'm remaining hopeful.
One final honourable mention to the Flat 4 Crew! Kallum, Deek (menace), Ross, Graeme and Pat. - C++ is like teenage sex:
- * It's on everyone's mind all the time.
* Everyone talks about it all the time.
* Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
* Almost no one is really doing it.
* The few who are doing it are
- doing it poorly;
- sure it will be better next time;
- not practicing it safely. - Films
- The Matrix trilogy, Spiderman trilogy, Hot Fuzz, 300, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Speed Racer and Hancock
- Games
- Halo 3, Call of Duty 4, Mass Effect, Portal, Guitar Hero 3, Oblivion, GTA IV
- Scared Of
- Face planting.
- Happiest When
- Driving, Gaming, Sleeping not all at once though
- Quotes
- See Quote Post
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~~Not a random blog~~
"Have you got a number plate yet?" - Peter, said after I drove to Dufftown
"You have cancAIDS. Rippin'." - Michael G
"I see, said the blind man" - Chris Wood
"Na wuna wunga" - Random Star Wars character
"Caps lock is cruise control for cool" - Michael G
"This looks like a good place to stop." *Slams through wall* - Chris West
"Lol he screamed at a midget. My life goal." - Ant, watching Wife Swap USA
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This is a blog post. This contains things. Things such as win. Enjoy.0 Comments 403 days
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Memes and kittens and puppy dogs tails
After realising that social networking has become less essential than beating yourself, I've decided to make use of the space the kind men and women of bebo have given me to make it appear remotely interesting to the typical internet troll. As I embark upon this mammoth task I ponder the different ways I could achieve this goal.
I could riddle the page with videos from youtube of a man using his hands and obscene noises to mimmick famous songs. I could litter the page with various pictures of nights out with friends, only to realise I have none and my social life is as vibrant as a chalkboard .
So I decided to go with more Random pictures. This time though, they will be sorted into two categories, truely random pictures and memes.
Quod erat demonstrandum, said David like the big literary fag that he is. Pictures such as the pavement art will be sorted into the random pictures category, whereas the gangster kitty will be sorted into the meme category.
Keep in mind that reading this post has probably cost you several minutes of you life, in which you could have discovered cold fusion or the cure for the common cold. I hope your proud of yourself because now some poor child in america has to burn fossil fuels to boil his kettle to make his lemsip with. Which apparently damages the earth but no one really gives a shit or else they wouldn't be driving every day.1 Comment 574 days
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8 weeks ago
Michael Glavin
http://www.myspace.com/microlip
Check them out, band from Portadown. I used to go to school with their drummer. Think you'll like them.
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Mungo Park10 weeks agoFans Needed
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Shaun Green18 weeks agoLink to rule 34 of you please.
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Stephanie-Louise20 weeks agoindeed
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Deek21 weeks ago
haha i can do multi core rendering on left 4 dead
guess my pc is just awesomeness
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Stephanie-Louise21 weeks ago
ahh david. good time to ask. last night i got wasteeed. my sis was up so we got rather wrecked. and now im paying for it.
had an asthma attack outside fatties and this cunt of a taxi driver wouldn't take me home!! 
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Deek22 weeks ago
sup
haha since when was i a menace? clearly i am the sensible one in the flat
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Chel Hunter23 weeks agothank you, least i would have made someone laugh
you told him hes not getting till later?? am i going to die??
i might just keep the note on it when i give it to him -
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Chel Hunter
Note read, "Returned: 1 drumstick, heres looking at 'shoe' kid, geddit? Pahaha im so witty, perhaps not" shoe joke cause paper is in shape of high heeled boot, extent of my wit when bored haha
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23 weeks ago via Mobile
Chel Hunter
Tell him he's gunna have to wait until sunday, im visiting my dad this weekend, put it in bag to put through your letterbox this morning but forgot about it cus i had to get to bus station, it had an amusing note attached and everything! Gutted! Lol
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Michael Glavin23 weeks ago
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2...
HOLY SHIT ITS MATT SMITH. REGARDLESS OF WHAT HE SAYS AT THE START OF THE VIDEO.
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Stephanie-Louise24 weeks ago
aww they were both amazing like. well worth the money.!!
was a pretty good night. apart from the fact that i just could not get drunk!!! making up for it tonight though
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Stephanie-Louise24 weeks ago
haha. aww. i was soo tired like. just headed home. good night then.?
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Alistair26 weeks agoHmm good idea on the happy new year...
Happy New Year! I'll forget otherwise
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Stephanie-Louise26 weeks ago
hey, just booored here. and im heading back for new year. x
What you see here is an accurate depiction of my wonderful hair, in all its neglected glory, being brutally and mercilessly sabotaged by a psychotic hairdresser with a large pair of generic dysfunctional scissors.
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