Katrina McClafferty <xxDollSnatch>
""Live free or die" - Edinburgh Hobo Society"


"This revolution is going to need a charismatic and egotistical leader... But wherever shall we find one?"

I'm living to be inspired by the little things. I wanna learn something new and see someone that I truly love every day that I live. And then right at the end, when I'm on my death bed.. I'm gonna smoke an opium pipe and explain the meaning of life to my grankids.

A tiny little part of me is gutted that religion is bullshit.

Is the internet infinity?

I love [taking a bottle of wine on a night out] [boys with brown eyes] [music] [beauty] [creativity] [making money] [eating right] [sexy/strange clothes] [art] [friends] [&] [my amazing, wonderful beautiful, talented and growing! family]

"
Oh Cinderella... They aren't sluts like you.
Hooker/Waitress/Model/Actress
 .. It's all so sugarless, Oh just go nameless.
"

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Livingston
Katrina McClafferty's URL
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Katrina McClafferty says:

"Right people - IS THE FUCKING TUN OPEN OR WHAT!!?" (3 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
SammyJo Dodds
Heterosexual partner for life <3

Music
Hip Hop till I die! Black people make the goooood music, no? I adore music that can change my mood. Classical, metal, RnB, indie, country, rock and roll, anything, I'm open minded to it all (apart from shit dance. You FREAKS, stay away from me!!!)
Media
Natural Born Killers, The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, Green Wing, True Romance, Star Wars, and Tarentino in general.
Food
Is what I live for! Pasta, bread and vegetables = <333
I'm inexplicably terrified of
Spiders, Monkeys, Gigantic things, pinheads, gristle, tornadoes, plane crashes.
Everyone should
Understand my philosophy on life and ask questions wherever possible. Question everything, especially your own sense of reason.
Happiest when
I notice the effects of the gym, when Sue cooks my tea, when boyfriend does what he is told!
I hate
Neds and people who don't understand the need for an educated society, split nails that catch on stuff, being woken from a dream, buying so much food that it hurts my hards to take it home and then not being able to eat it all!! I do it again and again :/

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  • Jack Bauer - My Favourate bit of American Cheese

    Everytime Jack Bauer smiles, a terrorist loses his balls

    If Jack Bauer were gay, he would be Chuck Norris

    Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.

    If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

    1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

    Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

    When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.

    When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer fuckin' hates lemonade.

    Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

    As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.

    After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

    Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"

    On Jack Bauers Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.

    Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interogated and killed.

    If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".

    If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.

    There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.

    Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

    Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

    Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."

    On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence

    When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

    Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.

    Don't ever ask Jack Bauer what is going on. He'll explain in the car.

    Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.

    My parents told my little brother and I that Jack Bauer was "just a television character". We are now orphans.

    The answer is Jack Bauer, the question doesn't matter.

    During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes

    1 Comment 868 days

  • Free - Destinys Child


    Ain't no feeling like being free
    When your mind's made up
    And your hearts in the right place, yeah
    Ain't no feeling like being free
    When you've done all you could
    But what's misunderstood
    (It's all good, it's all good)
    Ain't no feeling like being free
    I'm like an eagle set free
    And finally I'm looking out for me
    Ain't no feeling like being free
    Cause my minds made up
    And my heart is in the right place, yeah

    Hold 'em up, wait a second
    I got to get something off my chest
    My happiness was our happiness, I lived and breathed
    You and all your needs
    Let me speak, it's best I do what's best for me
    Now ladies, ladies
    I got my mind back
    I been there and done that (no looking back no)
    Oh, this time is for me
    If you been doing you
    I'm going to do me
    I'M FREE

    Time is of the essence
    And it's much too short to waste another minute on you
    While you steady trying to hide
    I'm packing saying bye

    No it ain't easy being left out
    Or being forgotten about
    You don't deserve my love
    I've had enough set me free

    Can I get some loving
    Can I get some time
    Loving in the morning
    And in the midnight hour
    I gave you everyting you wanted
    I gave you everything you needed
    But you just didn't do right
    So baby now I'm leaving
    It feels good to be free


    What an amazing song... I'm in love with it.

    0 Comments 994 days

  • My Ode to Sammy Jo

    Sammy Jo you're so blonde and bootayfull! Well had a good night last night, wasn't it just so good to dance! Made up for not gettin to the gym yesterday lol. Those poles drive me crazy with some drink.. How funny are neds tryin to be sexy lol it doesn't work, but it does provide entertainment!

    Decided I'm going to be a stripper after I graduate. And move to Glasgow to meet some cool people, get a funky penthouse flat. And a cat. The thought of dwelling in Livingstonia for the rest of my years is enough to make me sick. Don't get me wrong.. I love you, but it's not you, it's me...

    Oh yeah and I'm single! Woooyay for that. I'm such a SPAZtic but it's all over now.

    So long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Good-bye!

    1 Comment 1008 days

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    Hi Katrina McClafferty - I hope your well?

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    4 hours ago
  • Lee Murray
    luv Lee Murray

    awright trouble how u been,been ages x

    5 days ago
  • Paul W McGalloway
    luv Paul W McGalloway

    Too cute

    1 week ago
  • Chris McKay
    Chris McKay

    lol hello.ehm a just wrk away and party at the weekends!no nt me katrina a stopd all that afta school.ha.what u get upto?and ha by the lks of sum of ur pics u sure its nt u causin trouble?haha.ko.x x

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Chris McKay
    luv Chris McKay

    who are all ur friends katrina.m m mmm there pretty tasty.x x.p.s.so r u ofcourse.

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Juicy Lucy
    luv Juicy Lucy

    Hey!! Yeah as far as I know......got told it was in the paper n that!! I cannot wait!! Did u drink there b4? Cant mind seeing ya as I was a permanent resident thurs to sun! lol :) x

    4 weeks ago
  • Kevin Mcfarlane
    luv Kevin Mcfarlane

    awrite how u doin? higgins party was no bad eh, u should've seen aw the carry on after it the wee whitburn cunts are wild, i tell you. so what u been up2. Im goin to a gig in edinburgh the morra at the jam house, you goin to be kicking about?

    5 weeks ago
  • Richard Montgomery
    luv Richard Montgomery

    aye, going good! only problem is the more money i make the more internal damage is done! but its great to finally be in a job i enjoy gettin out of bed everyday for....even if its only cause i work with a bunch of hotties ;)
    hows miss mcclafferty; still just miss or has it actually been that long!?

    8 weeks ago
  • Gillian Carmichael
    luv Gillian Carmichael

    chris wallace works for a company called instock, he delivered housekeeping stuff to my work this morning!!!
    so random!!!

    8 weeks ago
  • Gavin Paterson
    Gavin Paterson

    Hey, yeah we're still together, no wedding yet tho!!
    if there is one u and Chris will get defo get a invite! U on holiday or workin over there?
    im good, thanks!

    11 weeks ago
  • Stubacca
    luv Stubacca

    Was thinking maybe the second weekend in August (8 and 9 th) but nothing is definate yet. We'll have to arrange it so everyone can go.

    Hope all is good in the hood. And to see you soon pal.

    11 weeks ago
  • Gavin Paterson
    Gavin Paterson

    Hey!!
    hows things wi u?/

    u got msn?
    xxxx

    11 weeks ago
  • Stubacca
    Stubacca

    What's new with Kat?

    Up for some Alton Towers in August?

    That's the new plan. Get involved.

    11 weeks ago
  • Gillian Carmichael
    luv Gillian Carmichael

    i miss u 2! i'm sure u'll have a ball :) whos the new guy then? what happened to d? cant believe ur missing 17 again with us tho :( michelle from work gave me a high school musical easter egg 2day, lol made my day :D love u, speak soon and b careful!
    xxx

    12 weeks ago
  • Gillian Carmichael
    Gillian Carmichael

    hey :) u in magaluf yet? xxx

    12 weeks ago
  • Stubacca
    luv Stubacca

    Hey buddy.

    Nah I'm free tomorrow night after work. Boogie on down pal.

    You got two jobs now aye? Good for you. Hope to see ya tomorrow ya bitch!

    13 weeks ago
  • Stubacca
    Stubacca

    Missed you on Sunday. When you next back thru?

    14 weeks ago
  • Stubacca
    Stubacca

    So you home next weekend pal?

    15 weeks ago
  • Gillian Carmichael
    luv Gillian Carmichael

    boo to you :( that sucks!! who u off to maga with? least ul get some sun :) but u will be missing the release of 17 again!! yeah we need to get come dine with me organised, think i'm seeing sarah tonight for a drink. are you free? we're not sure on how to contact u. ur phone working again? xx

    17 weeks ago
  • Miss Joanna
    luv Miss Joanna

    Hey babe how you doing??? im all good...

    Yeah im working there ,love it!! its really good....boss is a cunt tho lol

    both are good but wont get busy till like end o may june .... i think honeys would be better..xxx

    17 weeks ago