Joe Leslie <leslij5>
"I... wanna fall from the stars... straight into your arms..."


Righty-ho, thought I'd actually make an effort to write something in here rather than just be lazy and copy stuff from Urban Dictionary or wherever.

My name is Joe. Not Joseph. I have no middle name. I am 18 and was born on July 10th, on the hottest day of the year in Weston-Super-Mare (near the south coast of England, in Somerset, for those too geographically impaired to know where that is).

Currently, I am working as a "Customer Service Assistant" at the Co-Op. Much of my free time is spent playing awesome video games, listening to brilliant music, watching kick-ass movies and getting drunk with friends and workmates. I also tend to dabble in the mysterious arts of computer programming and web design from time to time.

Joe Leslie says:

"Dear Bebo, please fix this: http://i42.tinypic.com/16a5gua.jpg" (21 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

Music:
Not enough room. Go to http://last.fm/user/joeleslie instead.
Films:
Pulp Fiction, The Departed, V For Vendetta, Sin City, Full Metal Jacket, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, The Dark Knight. Anything involving Quentin Tarantino.
<3
Cake, Funky basslines.
</3
Diabetes, Turkish delight.
Scared Of:
Drowning, Deep water, the second floor of the Co-Op at night when the lights are out...
MSN:
joeleslie@littleuk.co.uk
Gender   Age
Male18
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Single
Hometown
Forres
Joe Leslie's URL
http://www.bebo.com/leslij5
Member Since
November 2006

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  • Movie Soundtrack

    I was bored, and I have brim music, so I thought this should be good for a laugh...

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool....because your not!

    Opening Credits: Guns N' Roses - Don't Cry

    Waking Up: The Beatles - Something

    First Day At School: Arctic Monkeys - Do Me a Favour

    Falling In Love: Led Zeppelin - Since I've Been Loving You (WTF... no way!)

    Fight Song: Thin Lizzy - Whiskey In the Jar

    Breaking Up: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Don't Ask Me No Questions (Scary...)

    Prom: The Who - Shakin' All Over

    Life's OK: Guns N' Roses - So Fine

    Mental Breakdown: Guns N' Roses - Civil War

    Driving: Guns N' Roses - Paradise City

    Flashback: Iron Maiden - Lord of the Flies

    Getting Back Together: The Beatles - Get Back

    Birth of Child: Nightwish - Planet Hell (Haha)

    Wedding: Iron Maiden - The Longest Day

    Final Battle: Lordi - It Snows in Hell

    Death Scene: Buckethead - King James

    Funeral Song: Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath (Lmao. Most inappropriate song... ever.)

    End Credits: Led Zeppelin - Kashmir

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    1. Full Name: Joe Leslie
    2. Nicknames: Prince, Joebie, Joebieness, Rambo, among others. Although, I currently don't have one that's commonly used.
    3. Birthday: 10th July, 1990.
    4. Place of Birth: Weston-super-Mare
    5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
    6. Male or female: Male.
    7. School year: I don't go to school.
    8. School: I'm at Moray College. Which isn't a school, but whatever...
    9. Occupation: Customer Service Assistant.
    10. Residence: My house.
    11. MSN Screen Name: Joe.

    __Your Appearance___
    12. Hair Colour: Dark brown
    13. Hair Length: Short-Medium-ish
    14. Eye colour: Hazel
    15. Weight: A little under 9 stone. My body refuses to put on weight for some reason... :(
    16. Height: 5'7"
    17. Braces? Nope
    18. Glasses? No, but I'm likely to need them at some point.
    19. Piercings: Nope.
    20. Tattoos: No. I want one. Just a case of figuring what to get and where to get it. My dad's had the same problem for like, 25 years.
    21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ___Your 'Firsts'___
    22. First best friend: Sean Calder
    23. First Award: Some thing for completing some pathetic swimming lessons.
    24. First Sport You Joined: See above.
    25. First pet: Hamster. Called Henry.
    26. First Real Vacation: Paris. French people are mean. :(
    27. First Concert: Do school plays count?
    28. First Love: Dr Pepper.

    ___ Favourites___
    29. Movie: Pulp Fiction
    30. TV programme: Scrubs, at the moment.
    31. Colour: Turquoise.
    32. Rapper: If I had to choose... 2Pac. He's dead, and he's still releasing records! Now that's commitment.
    33. Band: Toughie. Lets go with Primus for now.
    34. Song Right Now: The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog
    35. Friends: Couldn't pick between then.
    36. Sweet: Kinder Bueno
    37. Sport to Play: Pool.
    38. Restaurant: Good question.
    39. Favourite brand: As in clothes? None in particular.
    40. Store: HMV, Gamestation, GAME
    41. School subject: For the third time, I'm not at school... Jesus...
    42. Animal: Penguin.
    43. Book: To Kill a Mockingbird
    44. Magazine: Stuff, T3
    45. Shoes: Converse, Globe, Duffs, Etnies

    ___Currently___
    46. Feeling: A little tired
    47. Single or Taken? Single. :(
    48. Have a crush: Perhaps.
    49. Eating: Food.
    50. Drinking: JD and Coke.
    51. Doing: This thing.
    52. Online: Clearly.
    53. Listening to: Paul Gilbert - I Cannot Tell a Lie
    54. Thinking About: Opening a beer.
    55. Wanting To: Open a beer.
    56. Watching: My screen as I'm typing this.
    57. Wearing: Clothes, strangely enough.

    ___Your Future___
    58. Want Kids? Eventually.
    59. Want to be married? Yes. Not right now, like, but eventually.
    60. Careers in Mind: Something... "computery". Or with good pay. Or both. Preferably both.
    61. Where do you want to live? I really don't know. I've always quite liked the idea of perhaps emigrating to Canada or the US at some point.
    62. Car: A good one.

    __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___
    63. Hair colour: Blonde or brunette. Depends. Some people look better blonde, whilst others look better brunette.
    64. Hair length: Not too short, but not too long. Girls who can sit on their hair are... weird...
    65: Eye colour: I'm easy. Blue is always nice though.
    66. Measurements: Umm...?
    67. Cute or Sexy: Bit of both.
    68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
    69. Hugs or Kisses: Both. At once.
    70. Short or Tall: Preferably shorter than myself... otherwise that'd just be embarrassing...
    71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
    72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
    73. Fatty or Skinny: With "a bit of meat on her." Not too big, but not really skinny. I don't want to look at her and think "I want to buy her some pies".
    74. Sensitive or Loud: I'll have both please.
    75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
    76. Sweet or Caring: I probably couldn't tell the difference.
    77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Inbetweeny

    ___Have you ever______
    78. Kissed a Stranger: No
    79. Had Alcohol: Too much. (Or not enough, depending on your outlook...)
    80. Smoked: Yes. Never again. I cannot comprehend how people can actual

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Education Info

College:
Moray College, 2009
HNC,Computing
School:
Forres Academy, 2008

Work Info

Employer:
The Co-Operative
Position:
Customer Service Assistant
Time Period:
December, 2008 - Present

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  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Nein, nein, nein.
    On the days you have college, you could drive to college instead of taking the bus and on the way, you could drop me off :D

    1 week ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    You make like, £500 a month.
    Its only £28 per lesson, or some random shizz like that.

    Pluss......If you learn, you can drive me to school in the mornings. Yesh? Aha. ;)

    1 week ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Learn to drive, then buy a car.

    1 week ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    What's he talking about? v v

    3 weeks ago
  • Ry
    Ry

    well, if you shout REALLY loud....

    4 weeks ago
  • Ry
    luv Ry

    i feel like the communication is gone between u and ur sister, hows about instead of leaving messages for each other, you simply just talk to her! :D ive made my point...

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Pfft. Money. Feel free to give me some. I needs some for Holland :\

    How much you get?

    6 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Hahaha, I feel your in need of a comment, as you have had in like, forever :L

    Lolz.

    So....Enjoying work? :L L:

    6 weeks ago
  • Jamie O'Hare
    Jamie O'Hare

    Wow, She really puts life into perspective.
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    9 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Pfft, meh. Don't go for beer with that dude below me. You will get drunk, make love to some random chick, and end up with Aids, then die. Seriously, drinking is BAADD. :D

    11 weeks ago
  • Ry
    luv Ry

    JOE!!!

    i thought i might interrupt the clearly intellectual comments with your sister to say hi!!!

    pint soon? pool, loser buys...

    some luvvin for the Dr. Cortex lookalike...:L

    lolz

    12 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Why not?

    13 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Well, I think you should buy me a smoothie then. :D

    13 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    *GASP*
    Why'd you get free beer :O
    Thats not very fair.

    13 weeks ago
  • Ben Dundrow
    luv Ben Dundrow

    Have some of my fumunda cheese from unda my nuts

    14 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    luv Hannah Leslie

    Here is the love I owe you.

    16 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    Hannah Leslie

    Oh well.

    No love left.

    I.O.U.

    16 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    luv Hannah Leslie

    So you are obviously going to get more than me.

    16 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    luv Hannah Leslie

    Yeah, but your also 18. Nearly 19.

    16 weeks ago
  • Hannah Leslie
    luv Hannah Leslie

    Yup. :L :L :L

    Luvage.

    Baha, guess what. I might be getting a job at mums work. I get £3 an hour :P

    16 weeks ago