Dawn Carey <smoothandjuicy>
"I am a Catholic. In case of an accident please call a priest."


<-The night we all got a bit too drunk...


My camera's back..NO ONE IS SAFE!!


My many names: Dawn, Dawneen, Smooth and Juicy, Dee, Dawnarita, Dawndemona, Dawniepooh, Sunrise, Coconuts (thanks James), Renee Zellweger (apparently), The Hulk!!


My Birthday Week
Number of nights I went out: 5
Number of nights I remember: 2
Number of inexplicable bruises I got: 12

All in all it was a pretty good week!:D


Most romantic thing I've heard: I want to be with you as much as an electron wants to be with a proton
I'm gonna shift you like a giraffe peeling an orange through a wire gate.



:( First year IS over... Blaaah:(



In the words of Joseph Collins:
"Ye daft cunts, just ride him and get ride of his boner"




(Dawn + Mary + Joe + Neil) x Longnecks = Seriously messy!!:L





What Galway Club are you?: CPs
Ooh the irony...

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Dawn Carey says:

"So these days Mary's all about incestous relationships... NOICE!!" (1 day ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Eimear McDermott
Has a thing for Richard Gere

Loves
MY CAMERA. My friends. THE ROOMIES, seriously the things we come out with! Everyone in Galway. The lads in Glasan. Being 18. When I can afford to shop in River Island.. Going out. Longnecks. Our 'quiet' nights in Lisdonagh. Memories. My pictures. Clothes. Getting ready for a night out. Chicken stir fry. Sleep ins. Random nights out. Supermacs after a night out.. Meeting everyone in Supermacs after a night out.. Talking shite. Singing. Summer. Drunken DMC's.
Hates
THE 5W BUS!! People standing on your feet in heels, its happened to me too many times... The rain, especially in Summer. When people don't text back/stop texting for no reason. Being sober on a night out. Being sick on a night out. Not having any money. Physics labs. Fighting.
Quotes!
"What plants grows from a bulb?... Emmm, Carcuses" "I don't care, I'm having a TUC!" "Back when God was a gasuar" "Is maith liom mo chlann caca milis" "He looks just like he does in the poster!" "Your hair smells like hair" "Is that a pregnancy test??" "Group Shower!!!!" "Lets go get an education!" "Excuse me, do you know where my friends are?" "Dawn, if it wasn't for Ted we'd be an item!" "That soup was divine!" "I'd love to hug a priest" "Thats wrong R O N G wrong!" "HATCHA!" "Well if you'd the fear of God.." "Anyone that shaves a cow should go to jail" "I couldn't spell me name til I was in 3rd class!" "You're a big FAT liar" "You're a FAT mistake" "Go put a plastic bag over your head to hide your ugliness" "I had crabs." "Do I have ovaries?" "I'd love to hug a priest" "Wow, that bird really turns me on..." "You're as hot as a monkey" "Thou art the fruit of whoring" "Common strumpet" "Wow, that bird really turns me on.." I'm getting nothing over here! "
My Friends, love ye!!
Well what can I say.... ye're all cracked, mad in the head, slightly odd, a bunch of freaks, I'm afraid ye'll rape me (or in Emma's case, I'll rape her..), lunatics, weirdos, I'm afraid for my health when I'm around ye, ye come out with the strangest things but ye still make me laugh, boggers (nothing wrong with it) and ye scare the hell outa me but I wouln't have ye any other way! In all honesty my life would be pretty dull without ye're oddness so Emma, Jackie, Nicola, Mary, Ailish, Pam, Ali, Shar, Aoife, Eleanor and all the lads too, I love ye all to bits! Ye are the oxygen that keeps me alive! Ok slight over-exageration there but ye know what I mean..

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  • dawn dictionary

    collection of words i seem to have made up in my time!!

    idiocity stupid or idiotic, eg, don't insult my idiocity
    lonerfied to be deserted bt everyone, eg, i've just been lonerfied!
    delonerfied when people realise how much they missed u and return to ur presence
    confuzzle to be confused by something
    score ok i didn't make up this but i say it a lot..
    shrik combination of 'shit' and 'frick' made up in our very exciting phys/chem classes "physics is a science of accurate measurement"..
    frick didn't make this up either but again i say it a lot. polite word instead of saying f**k
    fantabulous fantastic + fabulous = fantabulous!
    fabtabulous ted made this up while trying to write fantabulous
    ginormus gigantic + enormus = ginormus!
    duh-head a stupid person, eg, u big duh-head
    superfantasticle ted made this up...amazing, wonderful, brilliant, me, etc
    sexymalicious I stole this off Jackie, she's so cool!
    distrupt I thought this actually was a word...

    to be continued.....

    2 Comments 853 days

  • xxx...story of my life...xxx

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    ♥Starkle, starkle, little twink,
    Who the hell you are I think,
    I'm not under what they call
    The alcofluence of incohol.
    I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
    I'm just a little slort of sheep.
    Tee martoonis make a guy
    Fool so feelish, don't know why
    Rally don't know who's me yet
    The drunker I stay the longer I get
    So just one more to full my cup,
    I've all day sober to Sunday♥
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    That's unfortunate.

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  • X.Martha.X
    luv X.Martha.X

    hey darlin..!!:)
    ya went ok...heard u passed all dem ya bitch...not lookin forward to da repeats..:(
    summer goin grand...hows urs goin..??!!:D
    any newies..!!:))
    xoxox
    sum
    xoxox

    31 minutes ago
  • Eimear McDermott
    Eimear McDermott

    ha yea???:L
    thanks somethin went rite :)
    na bin livin aborin life recently :( mind u toppin up mt tan round 30 ova ere :D
    cant belioeve its july already!!!its flyin!!!oh wen im ova we can go house huntin!!!sinead is gng 2 lanzorote in 9 days gng 2 work over there lucky biotch!!!!!!!!

    14 hours ago
  • Mary Mc Loughlin
    Mary Mc Loughlin

    Why yes... A man that HOTT would make me incest!;) JIIBE!:L Emmm... Kinda in the form for goin out tomorow nyt?? By the by, all yer comments are from me, get sum friends ya looser!:P AND CHANGE YER SAYIN!>:( >:(

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Mary Mc Loughlin
    Mary Mc Loughlin

    Ooooh thats below the belt carey!..... However, if yer FATHER will be making an appearance then im there!;) :P :L

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Mary Mc Loughlin
    Mary Mc Loughlin

    Yeah but I have work though!:( :( Where'd jaa get it??

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Mary Mc Loughlin
    Mary Mc Loughlin

    Look up wood quay! Good guuurl yerself!;) :D I think thats what rachel said its called! Rippin me internet aint workin!>:( Oooh whats the dress like? I still have ta get wan!:S I dunno dude, iv work satrday?

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Mary Mc Loughlin
    luv Mary Mc Loughlin

    Did jaa look up houses??:P :D I'm sooo bored.... Wanna go longnecks??o_O :D

    1 day ago via Mobile
  • Eimear McDermott
    Eimear McDermott

    ello ello elloo!!!!!!!!
    how u doin????
    startin work nxt week :D
    wahoo!!!!!!
    soooo bin a gud gal l8ly????:L (dat b the day):L

    1 day ago
  • Ali T
    luv Ali T

    ya why did we think itid be hilarious to steal facecloths??? i dont even use those...and all those scented flowers..that we threw around the place.....


    god we are soo mature,,,,,:L :L

    2 days ago
  • Gráinne Conway
    Gráinne Conway

    i wz santa claus because i realised that i nw an awful lot of ppl frm all ova da place so i wz jst lik santa n flew frm north 2 south to west!:L dnt ask it made sense at the time!:L n we were go'n rnd try'n 2 figure out wat animals otha ppl were n i called richard a lama!:L :L

    5 days ago
  • Ali T
    Ali T

    was last nite really sweaty....or was that just me...:L :L

    6 days ago
  • Gráinne Conway
    Gráinne Conway

    Heyhey wat ya tink o geesala!did i say that i was santa claus last nite!?:L

    6 days ago
  • Eimear McDermott
    Eimear McDermott

    same as!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    it went great :)) just need to wait 4 de aul reference 2 go thru n wel il be a workig woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!:D :D :D :L
    i am petrified bout these results!!!!!

    1 week ago
  • Katherine Connaughton
    luv Katherine Connaughton

    oooh,..sounds like a huge culchie thing,. il fit right in,. ara musha,. :) :) ...ahh,.friday,.im panicin,.. gettn nervous,. u???

    1 week ago
  • Ailish Collins
    luv Ailish Collins

    it was wedged was qn 4 lik 10mins gud crk ye headn ot dis wkend dnt tnk il bother

    1 week ago
  • Eimear McDermott
    Eimear McDermott

    Friday of all days...they really wanna ruin our wkend!!!! P$$$KS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     !!!!!

    1 week ago
  • Gráinne Conway
    Gráinne Conway

    wel we cld'nt tink o an animal 4 ya so den i seen u were clutching ur bag so it looked lik a pouch so dare for u were a kangaroo!:L i luv drunken logic!:L

    1 week ago
  • Nadia Rehill
    luv Nadia Rehill

    Well deres no fear forgetting it wit u around ;) ;)

    3 DAYS LEFT!!

    Oh and dat is a big FAT NEGATIVE on second yr!!!!
    So wat ya plannin for drownin sorrows/ celebratin??
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Ali T
    luv Ali T

    OMG!!!! ya thats the nite im on bout....wat are we trying to be condom models??? cos thats weiirrddd!!! wat you think of friday nite?!! :L :L

    1 week ago
  • Gráinne Conway
    luv Gráinne Conway

    Lol wow u Cld write stuff dat made sense while drunk!i cnt even say stuff dat makes sense wen im drunk neva mind try.n 2 write!lol bt at least im an elephant n i neva 4gt!:L Ur a kangaroo mary's a gold fish n joseph S a polar bear!:L

    1 week ago via Mobile