ALL.ME*!
Full Name..* - Michael Ward
Nick Name..* - Wardy
Male/Female..* - Debateable
Occupation..* - Full-Time Hyperactive Bastard
Birthday..* - 31st March
Star Sign..* - Aries,who cares though eh? doesnt mean feck all
Residence..* - Bathgate (oh the joys)
Status..* - Single and stuff
APPEARANCE*!
Hair Colour..* - Jet Black
Hair Length..* - Short
Height..* - 6"2 (i think, don't have the measuring tape handy)
RightLeft..* - Righty - are you proud of me daddy?
Glasses..* - Yes, unfortunately, i look a bit rapey whilst wearing them
Braces..* - Na
Piercings..* - Emmm na, wouldnt either
Tattoos..* - penis - did u hear you can get ur name wrote on grains of rice? similar thing
FIRSTS*!
BestFriend..* - Seany a hink
Award..* - Emmmm feck knows , most likely to be a serial killer by 12 perhaps
Sport..* - Pub Golf
Pet..* - Budgie - Popeye.... awwww ha
Concert..* - The Saw Doctors or Talking Heads.... canny mind
Love..* - Don't think av ever REALLY been in love, waheeyy
HAVE.YOU.EVER*!
Dated A Friend..* - I don't know about dated but me and sean have bathed together several times, call it what u want
Kissed A Stranger..* - Yeah but he wasnt expecting it, it was a dare
Had Alcohol..* - Is Rab big enough for his own post code? hell yeah
Smoked..* - Hell Yeah but don't (that much). Joints make life in general much funnier
Ran Away From Home..* - Lol hink av tried before like
didn't get very far or i was gunned down, my memory isn't so good
Broken A Bone..* - Yeah, a fair few of they guys
Skinny Dipped..* - Is Andrew capable of mass murder? hell yeah
Been On Tv..* - Aye MUTV and the news
Kissed Sumone..* - Is Joseph too small to ride ghost train? hell yeah
Cheated..* - Yeah but aggggeeesss ago n wudn't again (sober, na kidden on lol), poor show but a think every1 has at 1 point
Been In Love..* - Looking back, i don't think i ever really have
Been With Someone..* - Is seany's head larger than a beach ball? aye'p
Had Your Heart Broken..* - I thought so at the time, but looking back, Not so much!
Broken Someones Heart..* - I fecking hope not
but maybe, part of life eh?
OPPOSITE.SEX!
Hair Colour..* - Any really
Hair Length..* - Long-ish, not Sinead O'Conor/Lavi style and we will be fine
Eye Colour..* - Any really
Cute/Sexy..* - DayTokeArJaaaaaabs
Lips/Eyes..* - Can't beat nice eyes like and i've also yet to see sum1 with a cracking set of lips
Hugs/Kissses..* - Hugs
they mean more
Short/Tall..* - Doesn't really matter as long as not too short or too tall, not taller than me either, ooohhh
Easy Goin/Serious..* - Probably a bit of both, easy going to have a laugh with, but serious enough to balance out my unseriousness (hyperactiveness)!
Fatty/Skinny..* - Looks aren't the most important thing!
Sensitive/Loud..* - Middle? or not
Hook Up/Relationship..* - Relationship (most times ha)
Troublemaker/Hesitant..* - What? i said "grrrrrrrrrrr"
FAVOURITES*!
Possession..* - Lego (isn't it just magical?)
Films..* - Reservoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, The Hot Chick, Supertroopers
TV Prog..* - Father Ted, bloody love it
2dtv too, ya?
Colour..* - Black but a think its a tone and not a colour so green lol
Song Right Now..* - Tango In The Attic - Eddie In The Burgh
Friend..* - Love them all except for Joseph, he is fecking annoying, kidden on (not about the annoying part)
Sweet..* - Dairy milk tasters, mmmmmmmmmmm or kinder eggs, a sweet AND a toy, doesnt get much better than this
Sport..* - Foozball and Special olympics
Restaurant..* - Giannis - Gotta love tht shiz and his wee accent, awwwwww
Shop..* - Haddows Local all the way or The pound shop, everything just £1,i cant get my head round it, amazing
School Subject..* - History, a feckin love tht shit
Animal..* - Dogs - Labradores - Cassie and Kara
Magazine..* - The Viz by a MILLION miles
CURRENTLY*!
Feeling..* - Rough as ever, is it normal to contsantly feel this way?
Single Or Taken..* - option A
xxx
shaggy moosh shaggy moosh can we do the fandango
Jordan Starks Mate 0 Replyspretty sweet band huh
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Jenny Owens 0 Replysit aint easy being wardys penis, if i dont get some action soon,,,, im just gonna pack up my balls and leave
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