Omfg Its Morgue Vanity <Morgue_Vanity>
"All roads lead to paradise."


Hi, I'm Holly.
I'm not perfect.
&neither the fuck are you.
I'm driving now - watch the fuck out :D
I tend to get drunk as fuck most days of the week.

I have the boy of my dreams.
Chris McDerment
Therefore, my life is perfect.

I want to be a Spartan.
And btw, pirates are better than ninjas.
Case closed.

Talk to me on msn;
morgue-vanity@live.co.uk

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Omfg Its Morgue Vanity says:

"feels pue black for getting pishedd during the week :S" (2 days ago) me too! | Reply

The Other Half Of Me
Chris
27.11.08. He's my wee gammy pigeon lol <3

Chris <3
Yeah, see, this boy is actually the best thing in this entire world. No one could ever compare to him, or even come within an inch of being as amazing. He's what makes my world go round, what makes my heart beat, what makes me smile. He makes me happier than you can imagine tbh. Every grey day, there this wee splash of colour that makes it perfect, and that wee splash of colour is him. I love everything about him. He's everything I could ever have dreamed for. I don't know where I'd be without him <3
Music
The Lonely Island, BrokeNcyde, Millionaires, Gwen Stefani, Lady Sovereign, Scott Brown, Declan Galbraith, Blackout Crew, Limp Bizkit, Otep, Bring Me The Horizon, Ancafe, Dir En Grey, X Japan, Gackt, Ayumi Hamasaki, Utada Hikaru, tATu, Rammstein, Tokio Hotel, Britney Spears, P!nk, Rihanna, Eminem, MC Hush, Teriyaki Boyz, Jeffree Star, Geoffrey Paris, Jay Z, Emmure, Avenged Sevenfold, Led Zeppelin
I Heart
Chris <3 Photography. Art. Fashion. Abstractions. Harajuku. Jrock. Scene. Punk. Glamour. Suicide Girls. Havoc Dolls. Modelling. Nail polish. Lipgloss. Mascara. GOSH cosmetics. Urban Decay. Topshop. Osiris. Glasgow. Edinburgh. Shopping. Friends. Love. City nights. Gigs. Diamonds. Bats. Hellokitty. Gloomy Bear. Hair bows. Skinny jeans. Adidas. Hamsters. Pink. Playstation 3. RPGs. Final Fantasy. Tomb Raider. Myspace. Bebo. College. Life <3
For All You Myspacers
Tags I've had; APEX, CE, PD, 169
I Hate
Jealousy, Hypocrites, Emos, MSN Messenger, Spiders, Kids, Dentists, Teeth, Sour sweets, Pensioners, Miserable folk, Junkies, Drugs, Baldy folk, Liars, Cigarettes, Wido's, Shite patter, Sluts, Moobs, Feet, Body hair, Getting my arse kicked at shooting games, Weasels, Jealous exes, Sore stomachs, Breaking my nails, Ice
I can speak Japanese!
こんにちは。お元気ですか。私の名前は Holly です。始めまして。日本語を「よく」話せません。だれか英語を  話せますか。:L :L

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  • 4 Years Ago

    How old were you?
    14

    What school year were you in?
    Fourth year

    Where did you go to school?
    Kilmarnock Academy

    Where did you work?
    I didn't

    Where did you live?
    Kilmaurs Road

    Where did you hang out?
    Town

    How was your hair style?
    Long, straight n black

    Did you wear braces?
    No

    Did you wear glasses?
    Sometimes

    Who was your best friend?
    Sami

    Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?
    No-one

    Who was your celebrity crush?
    Jrockers

    Who was your regular-person crush?
    Can't remember lol

    How many piercings did you have?
    Just my ears

    How many tattoos did you have?
    None

    What was your favorite band?
    Moi Dix Mois

    What was your worst fear?
    Failing my exams


    Had you smoked a cigarette yet?
    No

    Had you gotten drunk or high yet?
    No

    Had you driven yet?
    No

    Had you had sex yet?
    No


    ...and now in 2009


    How old are you?
    18

    What school year are you in?
    None

    Where do you go to school
    James Watt College

    where do you work?
    Another Plaice To Be

    Where do you live?
    Witch Road

    Where do you hang out?
    Town

    How is your hair style?
    Shoulder length

    Do you wear glasses?
    Sometimes

    Who is your best friend?
    Chris :P

    Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?
    Chris <3

    Who is your celebrity crush?
    No one lol

    Who is your regular-person crush?
    Chris lol

    How many tattoos do you have?
    2

    How many piercings do you have?
    18

    What is your favorite band?
    BMTH

    What is your biggest fear?
    Death

    Have you driven yet?
    No

    Have you smoked a cigarette yet?
    No

    Have you gotten drunk or high yet?
    Yeah

    Have you had sex yet?
    Shhh lol

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  • Strange Questions lol

    Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?::
    Yes

    What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?::
    1 year n 5 months

    Ever been in a car wreck?::
    No

    Were you popular in high school?::
    Kinda towards the end

    Have you ever been on a blind date?::
    no

    Are looks important?::
    to a certain extent

    Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??::
    no

    By what age would you like to be married?::
    dunno lol 30 i guess

    Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?::
    yes

    Have you ever made a mistake?::
    yes

    Are you a good tipper?::
    yes

    What's the most you have spent for a haircut?::
    £21

    Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?::
    yes

    Have you ever peed in public?::
    yes

    What song do you want played at your funeral?::
    Chocolate rain lol

    Would you tell your parents if you were gay?::
    They wouldnt say anything, they would just laugh

    What would your last meal be before getting executed?::
    A dominator with double pepperoni, double cheese, herbs, garlic butter and mushrooms

    Beatles or Stones?::
    The Rolling Stones

    If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?::
    Bin Laden

    Beer, wine or hard liquor?::
    Hard liqour

    Do you have any phobias?::
    Heights, claustrophobic, spiders, monophobia, death

    What are your plans for the future?::
    Get rich lols

    Do you walk around the house naked?::
    Yes lol

    If you were an animal what would you be?::
    Hamster, cat or raven

    Hair color you like on someone you're dating?:: black

    Would you rather be blind or deaf?::
    deaf

    Do you have any special talents?::
    creative writing, manga, music,

    What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?::
    yawn

    Do you like horror or comedy?::
    both but prefer horror

    Are you missing anyone?::
    no cos he's right beside me =P

    If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?::
    Angelina Jolie

    Where do you want to live when you are old?::
    Japan lol

    Who is the person you can count on the most?::
    Chris and the parentalkins

    If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?::
    Chris when he's famous lol

    What did you dream last night?::
    I can't remember lol

    What is your favorite sport to watch?::
    Biathlon, football, fishing lol

    Are you named after anyone?::
    My middle name is from the grankins

    What is your favorite alcoholic drink?::
    JD and coke

    Non alcoholic drink?::
    Pepsi max

    Have you ever been in love?::
    I ammmmm lol

    Do you sing in the shower?::
    No but I sing in the chippy lol

    Have you ever been arrested?::
    No

    What is your favorite Holiday?::
    Halloweeeeeeen

    Would you ever get plastic surgery?::
    I want a boob job lol

    Have you ever caught a fish?::
    Yes =D

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  • Lucie's Rap =] by me lols

    A wee song by me n lucie in the chippy :P

    Yo, my name is Lucie Broon,
    I'm the dafty in yer toon,
    My dawgs caw me a goon
    But I knock them doon,
    Punch them oot, withoot a doot
    Ye better watch cos am at yer door
    Wae a bottle of booze
    Am after yer shoes
    But ye can keep yer soaks
    Cos they gie me the boke
    I'm cummin at ye 2k9
    Thae shoes are mine!
    I sees them ye canny hide them
    Geez them or I'll seize them
    And I'll shoot yer dug
    Wae ma gun full of slugs
    Cos I canny get a real wan
    I'm still a wee bam
    Runnin amuk wae Mikaela the duck
    Yer telt, I'll strangle ye wae my belt
    Wrap it round n round till ye hit the ground
    Pull it tight n tight till ye gie up the fight
    I'm the type of lassie that causes grief in other chippies
    Cos I break a few faces when their staff, they get lippy
    I'll leave yer face a pure disgrace
    Make ye regret messing wae the Plaice
    Tae Be. Nae b.
    I'm wee Lucie-white-chin, act like ye ken it
    Oan ma bebo it says I'm fae Killie n Fennick
    I'm an interned, a ken the the patter fae A to Zed
    I'll mess wae your head, , then I'll go tae bed
    Aye zed.

    OFFSKIE!!!

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11 Layers Of Me

Layer One: On the Outside
Full Name: Holly Ann Strain
Birthday: 16th January
Current Location: Kilmarnock
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Righty or Lefty: Lefty
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Strengths: Listening, patience, humour, creativity, imagination
Your Fears: being alone, losing everyone, death
Your Weaknesses: quick to anger, upset easily
Ambition in life: to be successful and happy
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: how perfect is he?
Your bedtime: anytime
Your most missed memory: shiskine park wih the old crew
Layer Four: Pick Your Choice
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonald: mcdonalds
Single or Group dates: single
Adidas or Nike: adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee: cold
Layer Five: Do You
Smoke: no
Have a current crush: yes
Think you: I am
Want to get married: yes
Believe in yourself: sometimes
Think you: inside, yeah i guess
Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: yes
Gone to the mall: yes
Eaten Sushi: no
Gone skating: no
Dyed your hair: yes
Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
Played a stripping game: no
Gotten beaten up: yes
Changed who you were to fit in: yes
Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age you are hoping to be married: before i'm 35 lol
Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color: blue
Best Hair Color: black or blonde
Short or Long Hair: longish
Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 Minute Ago: worrying
1 Hour Ago: tidying my room
1 Day Ago: lazing around with chris
1 Year Ago: worrying about the future
Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I Love: Chris McDerment
I Feel: really scared right now
I Hate: annoying customers
I Hide: my feelings sometimes
I Miss: my dad
I Need: Chris

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you love being able to do some sort of work or education you think it can be fun at times. you love being able to know you are in charge or becoming an adult type character. you are intelligent and will talk out loud in a crowd any day cause you have confidence and you do not care what others may think about you!
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  • Lj
    luv Lj

    hiyaaa (:
    aww thankyouuu.
    <3

    1 day ago
  • Michaeldcc
    luv Michaeldcc

    It's gotta be sung with YOUR balls! Not borrowed Balls!
    :L

    One great night made possible by the loverly Holly.
    Well In:D
    But sorry if we were too noisey:P

    1 day ago
  • Potts
    Potts

    haw right :P yeah pretty good, lovin the hot weather (when not at werk :( )

    how u been?

    xxx

    1 day ago
  • Chris
    luv Chris

    nomz

    1 week ago
  • - Lucie.
    - Lucie.

    actualllyy love maa pictures :O <3 xxxx

    1 week ago
  • Chris
    luv Chris

    sir chris rides his horse into battles then comes home and kisses a hollis and she is like "fuck a was hopin ye would die" and he is like "TROOBIES"

    1 week ago
  • - Lucie.
    - Lucie.

    pics are soooo goood :O <333 xxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Stuart Williams
    Stuart Williams

    Hawright there ya mad goff ye :P , sapnin :P weee bit wreko last night wis ye no :P soz left erly ner felt to good :P ma wine must of been ooooooot a date lmao :P peace out :) xx

    2 weeks ago
  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    zomg that sucks, i was enjoying our convo ^-^ how ye been? Xxx

    btw we may be going to the same college!

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Paparazzi
    luv Paparazzi

    Hey howz u? Wbs

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    rofl too pished to reply last night? XD

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Potts
    Potts

    nah u can't be me ever, it's a lifetime commitment and you're joining in far too late :P can't blame a cracka for tryin tho ;) lol

    aye weather is shite again summers over haha.

    paris ugh full of froggs? bet it was lol xxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Potts
    Potts

    prague sounds boring lol, amsterdam tho oft i acctually cant wait, will be gid to get outta this shitehole of a toon haha. drunk?:O drinkin bukky? tryna be me? ;) lol. we'll see bout the beach, a dnt like it much cause i always get sand in my vagina xxx no love returned :P

    4 weeks ago
  • Potts
    Potts

    haha 20 is old enough :P aye no a young padawan, just a padawan ;) haha

    no uptae much, just chillin en killin as always :P
    just workin all the time really, goin to amsterdam in 12 days so need aw the dolla i can get haha, what you been doin wae urself? :P xxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    its funny because its true

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  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    zomg get me sum too plx but only if tis whippy ice cream

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    thats fine, anytime you need me just lemme know =D

    get ice cream nao

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  • Count Duckula
    luv Count Duckula

    ah sweet, good day for it as well! =D auch just dyed my blonde bits green for the lulz, about to go take pics! xD does you haz ice cream?

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  • Count Duckula
    Count Duckula

    rawr, how be miku-chan? Been doing much with yerself?

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  • Potts
    Potts

    to the ripe old age of 18?

    i'm pushing 20 :'( old bastard soon haha

    xxx

    4 weeks ago