This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ....'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be fucked!! A talking pig!'

The teacher had to leave the room

Hello - Eah sup bro
Good on you - Chur mean maori mean
I'll take you out for dinner - Fiish n chiips 4 tea aye
I have no money - Faaah... WINZ cut my benefit off
Yes - Yea bo
No - Nah bo
No you didnt - Eah not even ow
Food -Kai
Whos that girl? - F#%K shes niice bro
Where are you? - Cuzz where you at?
Grocery shopping - Getting a bread & butter
Bye - Laters/ catch u up
What are you doing? - Up2z ow
He/ shes hot - Peow peow
Your lying - All teko Ow
Thank u - Shot cuz
Are u alright - Hardn up eh
I'll help - Yeah in a minute bro
We bettah go - Letz bounce g
Whos that guy? - Is he 1 of ur rellies?
Im hungry - I wana feed
Want to go out - Is that us ae? you keen?

WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MAORIS: Are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MAORIS: Call your parents mum and dad.

WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you diid was wrong.
MAORIS: Would be siittiing next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MAORIS: Laugh at u while cryn at the samn time

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MAORIS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MAORIS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you an

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind iif that's what the crowd iis doing.
MAORIS: Will kiick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MAORIS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MAORIS: Are for liife.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your driink away when they thiink you've had enough.
MAORIS: Wiill look at you stumbliing all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"(thats tru)

WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MAORIS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MAORIS: Repost it cos its tru