This is a survey of things that you have ever done. Put a star next to
everything you have ever done. DO NOT ERASE OTHER PEOPLES STARS.
Send this to everyone you know my goal is to get it all around the
Internet.

Been to a Backstreet Boys concert
Been on a plane ******
Been on a cruise *
Went swimming in the ocean ******
Been to Europe
Been to Mexico
Been to Canada ****
Been to China *
Been to Alaska *
Been to Australia *
Been to Philippines *****
Been to Japan **
Been to Korea *
Been in a school play ****
Gone to Church *****
Watched "Heroes" *********************************
Seen a grizzly bear (not in the zoo) **
Been to Lake Powell
Gone skiing **
Gone snowboarding **
Been on a motorcycle or motorbike *****
Fell asleep during a scary movie ***
Never slept during a night ************
Played field hockey ****
Played soccer ******
Played baseball *****
Been to a Major League Baseball game ****
Sat in a suite at a basketball game
Seen the Harlem Globetrotters **
kissed a guy\girl ****
Gone to Applebee's *
Eaten fish *****
Eaten caviar ***
Seen someone die (not in a movie) *
Met a celebrity ****
Met the president *
Sang in public ******
Driven a car *****
Didn't wash your hair for a week **
Been to all 50 states
Broken something valuable ***
Disobeyed your parents *****
Missed a day of Church ****
Skipped school **
Your teachers have been on strike ****
Broken through ice *
Bought ice cream from an ice cream truck ****
Used your parents credit card (with permission) *
Gotten a cavity ***
Broke your arm
Been given stitches *
Shopped at Abecrombie and Fitch *
Shopped at American Eagle **
Shopped at Old Navy ***
Not filled out a chain letter ***
Been to the top of the Statue of Liberty **
Dunked a basketball *************
Wrote a story and had it published ***
Filled a piggy bank ***
Walked down 5th Avenue **
Read "Gone With the Wind" *
Danced in a ballet recital *
Built a snowman *
Went to the Olympics
Went to Africa
Drove over the Golden Gate Bridge **
Milked a cow ***
Husked corn *
Carried a real koala bear *
Saw the Northern Lights
Been to a runway fashion show
Went to the Smithsonian ****

1)A few clowns short of a circus.
2)A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3)An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4)A few beers short of a six-pack.
5)Dumber than a box of hair.
6)A few peas short of a casserole.
7)Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
9)One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
10)One taco short of a combination plate.
11)A few feathers short of a whole duck.
12)All foam, no beer.
13)The cheese slid off her cracker.
14)Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
15)Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
16)He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
17)An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
1 As smart as bait.
19)Chimney's clogged.
20)Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
21)Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
22)Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
23)Forgot to pay her brain bill.
24)Her sewing machine's out of thread.
25)His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
26)His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
27)If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
2 Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
29)No grain in the silo.
30)Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
31)Receiver is off the hook.
32)Several nuts short of a full pouch.
33)Skylight leaks a little.
34)Slinky's kinked.
35)Surfing in Nebraska.
36)Too much yardage between the goal posts.
37)Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
3 The lights are on, but nobody's home.
39)24 cents short of a quarter.

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