English

Well i have just started vlogging and my first vid is up on youtube ready to be viewed, commented on and most of all... abused. Please don't be too mean because I'm new to vlogging and don't want to get hurt. *cough* You'll find the link at the bottom. Most of this vid is in english there is a small german bit, that simply lets people know i speak german. i will make subtitles for that bit and tey will be in the closed captions tab on the Youtube video. I am aware that i am slowly becoming one of these annoying people whom upload annoying rant videos thinking they will achieve "Youtube Fame", Whatever that actually is.

Deutsch

OK ich habe einen Vlog gemacht. Man kann es auf Youtube finden. Es ist auf englisch mit ein bisschen deutsch. Ich weiss, dass mein Deutsch nicht perfekt ist. So koennte man nettisch Dinge schreiben? XD BITTE. Jaja.... ich muss mehr besser deutsch grammatik lernen. wenn man wuerde mich helfen, dass Fantastisch sein wuerde. ich will mehr deutsch vlogs machen aber ich habe angst, dass Leute meinen deutsch schreklich sein denkt.
Oh ja.... und was ist Nominativ? Scheisse ich kann nicht Deutsch grammtik lernen. mein gehirrn funzioniert nicht.

URL: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ix2jV...

I shall be uploading it to Bebo also so that randomers can watch it.
Ich werde er in Bebo heraufladen.

Why is English so hard to learn?


1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
I did not object to the object.
9) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
10) They were too close to the door to close it.
11) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
12) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
13) I shed my clothes in the shed.

Let's face it - English is a ridiculous language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in ah amburger; neither apple nor pine in a pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England, nor French fries in France.
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are
meat.

You cannot buy boots in Boots, You cannot buy virgins in Virgin, You cannot buy threshers in Threshers and the Superdrug chain is a great disappointment.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that bakers bake, but grocers don't groce?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?
One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane.

In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital?
We ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And finally, how about when you want to shut down your computer you have to hi t "START"?

Stole this off Pamela & Siobhan. Yes. I was stalking them. ;_;
1. Open your media library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...



Opening Credits:
Fall at your Feet - James Blunt

Waking Up:
Kodou -Dir en Grey

Monday:
akatsuki - Alice Nine

Fight Song:
Reuben - Cathy Davey (lawl)

Breaking up:
Märchenstunde - Ätsch!

Prom:
Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen? - Rammstein

Life:
Heirate mich - Rammstein

Mental Breakdown:
On the Edge - Tokio Hotel

Driving:
Hyena - Gazette

Flashback:
Buck dich - Rammstein

Getting Back Together:
Esacpe - Enrique Iglesias

Wedding:
1000 Meere - Tokio Hotel

Birth of Child:
Amazing Love - Billy James Foote

Final Battle:
Look at all those Idiots - The Simpsons

Death Scene:
Wilder Wein - Rammstein

Funeral Song:
《匯通天下》主題曲 - 陳奕迅

End Credits:
Baby - Tenacous D