URBAN DICTIONARY
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Rules:
--Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
--Post the first definition it gives you.
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1) Your name: Hayley
a)A girls name, usually associated with a fairly small cute but hot girl. Is unique in her clothing style and is brilliant at the things she loves best whatever that may be. Loved by her friends and envied by her enemies.
Guy1: Man that Hayley girl is cute
Guy2: I know, how hot does she wanna make herself?
2) Your age? 17.
When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"
"17."
"Dude, that sucks..."
3) Last person you texted? Matt
ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
4) What should you be doing? Writing
a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
5) Favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
6) Birthplace? Lower Hutt
A suburb north of Wellington New Zealand known to be a haven for white trash,boy racing fuckwits and small dicked baby booming consumers.
person 1:hey dude,are you heading out to lower hutt?
person 2:nah fuck that,i dont want niggas to steal my rims!!
7) Month of your Birth? October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
Last person you talked to (in person)? Mark
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait... i did, and now he's mine... so if theres a mark in your life that you want and find irresistable... chances are he's interested in you, so just wait... your time will come.. i guarantee! good luck, i wish the best to you....
9) One of your nicknames? Hayz
really potent marijuana
10) What you last ate last night? Rice
Food staple, ususally associated with asian countries but consumed worldwide.
*sigh*
Dawn. Of It All 0 ReplysOh to be back there hayleykinz...
I lurv u dory!!! mawh congrates on dis weekend xox u did good keep ur chin up cos dis judge was a bit of a dik! but keep goin and dnt give up cos urve come so far mawh c u soon xoxoxo luv doris!
JayBaybeey.X 0 ReplysThis fire truck is complete with fully operational fireman and dalmatian. Also has water putting out fire and the fire comes with additional smoke.
Luke 1 Replyyou are one lucky pig getting such a work of art.