Michael Werninck DotCom <magikhatman>
"rude, loud, large and in charge"


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Edinburgh, Scotland
Michael Werninck DotCom's URL
http://www.bebo.com/magikhatman
Member Since
June 2006

Michael Werninck DotCom says:

"RIP MJ happy bday to me tho :) " (1 week ago) me too! | Reply

Enjoys
cider the cheaper the better, fire, curvy wimin, hot people, naked wimin, playing guitar, drity wimin, creating and destroying!....girls!
Fav Bands
Motley Crue, Pantera, Ozzy, Rammstein, ZZ Top, GWAR, George Thorogood, Link Wray and the Ray Men, Etta James, mistfits, FUCKING ROADKILL! music is music, i like any song with a decent beat and drive
Fav Films
Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing, Fight Club, Natural Born Killers, Dirty Sanchez, From Dusk Till Dawn
Fav Books
The Wasp Factory, The Heroin Diaries, The Dirt, Walking on Glass, The Crow Road, Consider Phlebas, i cud go on but basically any book with nikki sixx or Ian Banks
Fav Sports
crowd surfing, paintballing, pool, doing realy fast stupid things, drinking, general insanity, rock N roll, sport fucking (like in films)
Happiest When
realy drunk with lots of people who are also drunk.... and naked or playing bass/guitar and other stuff
Cant be Fucked with
Shit people, bad times, this whole emo thing people are doin now, commitment...ewww the thought. oh and to anyone whos "wanted a star tattoo their whole life and the fact that 4/5 people with tattoos have a star tattoo has nothing to do with it" - get to fuck!! in, hmmm maby 5-6 years your gonna feel like a fat twat, jesus try something original! fuck sake!

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  • ach shite

    this is the last day of teenagerismness in my life....
    this sucks balls...
    i dont wanna turn 20...
    i hate u all.....

    the end :(

    5 Comments 8 days

  • Oad to shoe

    oh dear sweet shoe u were so great
    but then some cunt stole u while i was crowd surfing to devildriver (sweet)
    wherever u are now i hope it smells slightly less like sulfer than my feet always did
    oh dear sweet shoe im sure its not just me that thinks u were totally beastin
    ...oh shoe oh shoe
    ....
    ..... then end
    ... cunt.





    LFTM

    4 Comments 16 days

  • sober

    so i managed 8 days of totall soberness!
    but on the good news heres my band Roadkill
    http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?Memb...

    0 Comments 403 days

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  • David Mc
    David Mc

    queen

    15 hours ago
  • Clare Lynch
    Clare Lynch

    Forgot to say happy birthday.........

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

    :D :) :D

    2 days ago
  • Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal
    Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal

    yep i will be there =] give me ringage before it happens tho

    opium next monday night as well?

    you missed AC/DC

    i cried it was that good

    CRIED DAMN IT

    ps gees more love?

    x

    2 days ago
  • Emily
    Emily

    awesome lol i didnt think you would remember me cause you were slightly pished :L anyways lol enjoy the weekend? x

    2 days ago
  • Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal
    luv Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal

    was yer birthday fun?

    sorry i missed out

    x

    5 days ago
  • Emily
    Emily

    hey...remember me? the girl from the bus at download that you kept swearing at? :L i dunno if youll remember actually lol you were kinda drunk :P anyway yeah i was with the girl natalie that dean was with? x

    5 days ago
  • Rebekah Mann
    Rebekah Mann

    Pretty good thanks, you? x

    1 week ago
  • Rated R Superstar
    luv Rated R Superstar

    Happy Birthday xx

    Dont stay too sober :P

    1 week ago
  • Sad Act.
    Sad Act.

    Happy Birthday. :]

    Don't get too pished. :P

    xox

    1 week ago
  • Kiera Fox
    Kiera Fox

    Happy Birthday kiddo!!

    xxx

    1 week ago
  • Kayleigh Clark
    Kayleigh Clark

    ur bday? 20? lolz ya'old git, jks happy bday!xx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    happy birthday! xxx

    1 week ago
  • Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal
    luv Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY N STUFF!!!

    hurrr

    =]

    x

    1 week ago
  • Knife Fight
    Knife Fight

    awesome :)
    yeah pretty darn good :)
    i do have msn

    radish_earrings@hotmail.co.uk

    xxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal
    Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal

    coool i shall ringage you at about 4ish to see if ur alive

    make sure you have phone battery!!!!

    or al kill you -.-'

    x

    1 week ago
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    haha.. i'm only jealous about motley crue, don't worry.

    1 week ago
  • Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal
    Fizzy Ginger Phenomenal

    aw damn man

    iv got a musical to go to D= fucking insane

    i can join after but al need to make sure im awake for saturday morning?

    what time ye starting?

    al give you ringage on my sexy new phone ;)

    xx

    1 week ago
  • Dean-The Invisible
    Dean-The Invisible

    AAAAH!H!H!H!H!!H!!!!!
    .......and now thats over, why do u never log into msn, only bebo? lol

    1 week ago
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    i am very jealous about download.
    oh dear, get a job? lolol xxx

    1 week ago
  • Jamie
    Jamie

    thats ages away! fair enough though, i'm skint anyway (:
    not bad, i really miss college though. i'm quite sad.
    you been up to much my lovely?xxx

    1 week ago