Kord <kordspace>
"kordas"


HI i'm Chris aka Kord.
Dont tend to use these sites much anymore but did notice that the profile was well dated!
I work away at sea as a ROV pilot.
When i am home i do lots of fun stuff, just depends on the weather!
I love my toys, i have a lots including 10 kites, a buggy, a land board (moutain board/all terain board) a dirtsurfer, a kite surfing bard, a snowboard, 3 surfboards, a supercar a truck and a speedboat. Also have have a ps3 for when its raining lol
I enjoy surfing, snowboarding, kiting, wakeboarding and lots of other things!
Quite into Photograpy, My work is displayed in a local gallery and i have launched my website now.
I am taking part in a photographic project called 365days which is a self portrait everyday for a year might send u the link if u ask nicly seeing as all the pics on this site are a little dated!

Kord says:

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Music
AFI, foo fighters, feeder, three doors down, Get up kids, Blink 182, bloodhound gang, and heaps of other stuff
Films
Butterfly Effect, adam sandler films, matrix
Sports
surfing, snowboarding, kitesurfing, wakeboarding
Scared Of
Helicopter crashes and engine failure
Happiest When
snowboarding, kiting or on the face of a wave
MSN
scottishsurfer83@hotmail.com
Unhappy when
leaving to go offshore, missing all the good stuff because i am offshore, when it rains, when the wind dies and i have swim back to shore
Gender   Age
Male26
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Single
Hometown
Cornhill
Kord's URL
http://www.bebo.com/kordspace
Member Since
June 2006

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  • Toys Toys Toys

    latest toy i have played with is a snowmobile capable of doing 0-100mph in 4 seconds :)
    So thats added to the every increasing list containing...
    jet skis
    motorbikes
    quads
    minimotos
    gokarts
    cars (everything from a rally car to supercars to off roading in 4x4's, done soo much!)
    kites (water beach snow)
    wakeboards
    snowboards
    Husky boarding/buggying
    surfboards
    windsurfers
    kayaks (white water kayaking)
    bmx and skateboards (back in the day)
    fighter jets (although just on the ground so far)
    JCB diggers artic lorries and other big things
    soon to be added argocat and hovercraft :) cant wait!

    0 Comments 515 days

  • Apexi Sucks

    OK every1 if you are considering buying any parts from the "great" tuning company known as apexi dont! They suck! the fully stainless steal Apexi exhaust system has rotted through after just 25 months, its stainless apperntly so then why do fridge magnets stick to it?

    1 Comment 635 days

  • Visiting the Land Beyond the Sea

    Bonnie lads / Loons.
    The time is nigh for your monthly outing to the land beyond the sea. Here are a few words of guidance to ensure that you all return safely.

    Firstly, as you will know, only the good are permitted to undertake this venture. Qualification pre-requisites are determined by the “Chopper Fairy” when she visits you as you sleep the night before departure. If you have been good and worked hard without winging at the gaffers, she will arrange passage on the sky vehicle known as “The chopper” the very same day you awaken.
    If however you have been a bit of a “Rascal” or indeed a “Scallywag” You may find your plans thwarted by a blanket of fog until such times you show true remorse and can take no more of the daytime television programmes designed to inflict great pain and mental fatigue upon you for your misdemeanours. This can last many hours but has been known to last for several days for the truly wicked.

    Once “The Chopper” has left our institution, you will go into the trance which is induced by “The Chopper” Trolls who fly these aircraft and cast a spell just before take off. But worry not, this is a short spell and the Head Troll utters the words that lift the spell around five minutes before arrival in the land beyond the sea.

    The land beyond the sea offers many delights for the offshore tribe namely beer, fish suppers and creatures known as women. These are usually attended to in that order although some of the offshore tribe, who have regular relationships with the same woman while they visit, are often too afraid to incur the wrath of said women and these tribesmen go straight to a place called home.
    A word of warning regarding this type of woman:
    This type of woman (sometimes nicknamed “the wife”) is extremely cunning. She will pretend that she is glad and excited to see you. But beware; this is a ploy to get her hands on the monthly sheckels known as “the wages” or “mapay”. She will ply you with beer and good food (usually a fish supper) then lay on her back and offer good hormonal service for a day or two at the most. Usually the offshore tribesman’s resistance is low after going many days without such service that he will gladly offer her all his possessions and sheckels. Once she has her hands on your wages or mapay, you are at her mercy. If you need more of the beer it will be at her discretion for the rest of your trip and you will feel truly miserable. Usually the hormonal needs of the tribesman go out the window with the wrappings of the fish suppers and they have to wait till they return to the institution so that they can attend to these matters themselves in the peace and harmony of the cabin.

    It is much more advisable to stay with the young tribesmen known as “the boys” these boys are the true essence of the offshore tribe and go straight to places called pubs, boozers, nightclubs, knocking shops and Thailand at their earliest opportunity. The boys have not forgotten the teachings of the many tribesmen who have gone before them and sneakily avoid the ones nicknamed the wife by telling lies, doing runners or just being blitzed all the time. (blitzed is the state of euphoria one achieves after mastering the beer drinking techniques of the offshore tribesman)

    Alternatives to such women are as follows:

    Knocking Shops:
    A different type of woman known as a Tart or Slag is found on these premises. These women are the friends of the offshore tribesman and will listen for hours on end whilst you pour out your many troubles to her and she will offer sound advice and council such as “get a grip man” “ don’t worry about it” or “ach never mind, Just get blitzed “
    She will then satisfy your hormonal needs for a fraction of the cost of the ones nicknamed the wife and you can return as often as you like providing you still have sheckels. (Be aware that if you procure these services under false pretence, i.e. no sheckels, you will fi

    1 Comment 678 days

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  • Viki Wilson
    luv Viki Wilson

    oot inite kordy?

    1 day ago
  • Penz
    luv Penz

    hair of the dog is a necessity... to keep hero status in order... theres nothing more frightening than losing hero status... NOTHING!!

    AHAHAHA i would love to watch a shark jump onto a rig and eat your eyepatch, comedy....

    give vix a shout when your home then, not long! WAAAAAAA!!

    love yoooooo!!!

    3 days ago
  • Penz
    Penz

    trampoline snow boarding sounds ace!! :D tell me more! lol

    fuck the paperwork, you should have put on an eye patch, and a bandana, and stormed the country like a pirate "gimme all ya ba'bloons..... and oil" :L

    5 shifts not too bad, its been mental sunny here last couple of days :) was at cullen beach today, wasnt in the water tho, seemed cold an un-appeling with a wet suit and speed boat :L

    i fancy rolos now, damn it! lol, could really go a milkshake with ice cream in too.... nom nom nom

    well fancy a sesh next weekend as you will be home and me and viki will have been working in our jobs 1 week?? haha any excuse like!

    6 days ago
  • Penz
    luv Penz

    oo take us snowboarding upon your return!!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :D

    what can i say, i am evil but funny :D

    ok, so it took 9 hours to get to somewhere 4 hours away?? sounds to me like you have a terrible pilot on your smelly chopper! :L where abouts are you like?

    not long till your back, wooooo!!! :D

    there have my last love, its like a last rolo, but on the internet!! fact.

    6 days ago
  • Penz
    Penz

    iv been white water rafting before, when i was in turkey, was fucking ace like! but will be good to do it again, am secretly hopin mark gets thrown out! that would be ace!

    oooooo amsterdam, i am soooooo jealous you bastard! bring us back some green absenth :L

    that mean next sat we can all go out for an adventure? as me and viki have jobs now which is rubbish :(

    il send you my number on monday, as i have successfully managed to lose my phone, so getting one of marks old ones for a while, meh. vikis got her phone on her at the minuite tho (not sure how long it will stay for) :D xxx

    1 week ago
  • Penz
    Penz

    we miiiiiisssss yoooooooo!!!! :(

    when do you return to us, for banterous fun and adrenaline adventures?

    imgoing zoorbing and white water rafting next weekend!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :D D

    luv is rare apparently, just like blue steak........ and the lucky charm cereal....mmmmm.... lucky charms..... now i really want some of the cerealy marshmellowy goodness...... nom nom nom xxxx

    1 week ago
  • Julie Innes
    Julie Innes

    Nope not been up to much like what about urself x

    1 week ago
  • Viki Wilson
    Viki Wilson

    i got job!

    1 week ago
  • Kirstie Murray
    luv Kirstie Murray

    Hey,
    Thanks, just send it to my bebo mail, that will be fine.
    Thank you, see you soon.

    1 week ago
  • Julie Innes
    Julie Innes

    Hi ya well it must of been some1 else that looks like u then :L not to bad like got ah sore back at the moment and side xxx

    1 week ago
  • Heather Sinclair
    luv Heather Sinclair

    Hi How's u?

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Julie Innes
    Julie Innes

    Hi ya howz u ? was u in elgin yest i thought i saw u ?
    xx

    1 week ago
  • Viki Wilson
    Viki Wilson

    dont spend all ur pennys at once

    1 week ago
  • Viki Wilson
    Viki Wilson

    $2 pay?! eh?

    1 week ago
  • Viki Wilson
    luv Viki Wilson

    the goose is in the hole!

    my pal hocus pocus got beat up by a giraffe on saturday! freakin shockin. he walso turned jess' dog into a cushion and later on from that dog he made a 20 deck with 1fag left.

    we found out in the mornin why the goose was chasin the moose (with antlers from canada)

    and your left eye can be your uncle

    and the green jellybean tried to disguise itself as a jellyfish but it didnt have tentacles so it was just a blob and cud only go where the tide went

    also my fwends made up a song about bus tickes and wall paper . . . was a good song

    and he whole time we wre gettin watched by fry-heed (carryin a tattie wedge on her head), mongoman (stirring his thousand island dip), puddin and the pope

    missing you muchly you mr chris . . . day of fun when you get back? maybe we can go to the chuck shop :D lol ask pen about that one

    1 week ago
  • Kirstie Murray
    luv Kirstie Murray

    No rush at all, take you time.
    Thanks Kord.

    1 week ago
  • Darren Tait
    luv Darren Tait

    Fit like syne, funcy a red grapefruit? lol

    Far you working at nooadays, have ye heard fae Bryson or James?

    Ive landed a richt cushy number on Mag 119 its a handoot. Dive every 3 days, lol

    1 week ago
  • Kirstie Murray
    luv Kirstie Murray

    Hi, Can I have number 56, 50, 40 and 39 please?
    Thank you.

    2 weeks ago
  • Kirstie Murray
    Kirstie Murray

    Hi Chris,
    Just wondering if you had any nice photos of Andy and Emma's wedding that you could email me?
    Thanks.
    K

    2 weeks ago
  • Penz
    luv Penz

    there once was a gadjee called kris,
    who really needed to piss,
    so he took off his clothes,
    and opened the window he owned,
    to piss on the tree,
    infested with flees,
    and then he realised that he missed.

    HELL FREAKING YEAH!!!!

    2 weeks ago