Warlords of Pez <spacerockers>
"Zillionare space rockers"

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![]() | new t-shirts (2 foto) | |
| will be available on the pez online shop | ||
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![]() | My Album (11 foto) | |
| My Album | ||
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![]() | Deklekon Doombringer (4 foto) | |
| Deklekon Doombringer, a monster of such unimaginable evil even the other Warlords are a bit scared of him. His face is so nightmarishly deformed his mask had to be nailed to his face. Strange gasses and liquids emanate from every orifice of his body, and he has a lot of them. He can play the guitar just like he's ringing a bell, and he can ring a bell just like he's making a sandwich. His sandwiches consist mostly of spiders. His thirst for blood and L. casei immunitas knows no bounds. Whatever you do, do not lend him money. | ||
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![]() | Turbo Apocalypse (2 foto) | |
| The Warlords - supercool cybernetic constructs who eat lightning and shit magic, are the brainchild of Doctor Burglestein, deranged intergalactic genius. Their Sole Purpose: the annihilation of all intelligent beings unfortunate enough to cross their paths. These handsome hooded anti-heroes by means of their own particular brand of Sonic Terrorism intend to wipe the collective smiles from the faces of ALL MANKIND and bring about the end of civilisation as we know it. | ||
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![]() | Max Megadoom (2 foto) | |
| Coming soon | ||
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![]() | Deepspace Donkeybite (1 foto) | |
| Deepspace Donkeybite is widely regarded as the biggest cunt in the universe. He insists on piloting the Pez rocket even though he's only on his second provisional licence, and has a habit of flying it into stars, causing them to go supernova. The sound of his singing voice can send people into spastic fits, and is so loud it doesn't need to be amplified. The only reason he holds a microphone is to have something to do with his hands so he doesn't constantly fondle his enormous balls. | ||
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![]() | Kidmeat (1 foto) | |
| When Turbo Apocalypse first emerged from his birthing chamber, his willy got caught in the door and was cleanly severed. Not one to let any part of his creations go to waste, no matter how small, Doctor Burglestein took the tiny member and used it to clone an entirely new Warlord. Enter Kidmeat, quite literarly a little prick. Puberty has recently set in, causing all manner of peculiar growths and stinky miasma. | ||
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![]() | Pez Album (20 foto) | |
| billionaire space rockers | ||
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![]() | Peggy Megadoom (1 foto) | |
| coming soon | ||
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