 | | 1 commentaar: | | | |  | Get Trippy zei… | 836 dagen geleden | | | |  1.
When at a bar alone, don't buy drinks for your mates who should be here soon just to get the (hot female) bartenders attention. She knows you're alone. Don't fool yourself.
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Remember, the phrase "I want to eat your p***y!" should never, ever be used as an opening sentence, no matter how drunk you are.
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Also, when a girl walks past, saying the words "I'd tap that", accompanied by an appreciative stare, don't actually make her want to let you 'tap that'.
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Every female knows that Thursday nights in Taka are a meat market, so she has her guard up. Plying her with alcohol will go down well, but more often than not, that's because she figured out she doesn't have to pay for it herself.
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