Liza Bain <PeacefulHippie>
"I love this moment so much...I want to have sex with it."


Eh?

Whats up my foos'! Well life goes like this...I'm living with Stewart in our flattie..we're well living the married life! We live like hobos...we love it!
I have jobbie...fricking finally...schuh birrrd! (No more of these fecal matter jokes!) O_o? Such good crack-a-jack...but what the douche is with the stairs?!

FYI! I do have facebook now! Yes Yes I said I'd never show the face the tender lovin'..but first steps admitting it...Go find me...now..Now..NOW!!!

I like stewarts thilly sausage! <--- lisp it up! xD

Condoms..Rods...Poof juice...Hardcore granny porn! Get in there my son! Haha.


GILFS....
Gays..I'd..Like..To..
 Fist. List continues...Nice. Haha.

If you are 'random' kindly go die in a hole. =)

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The Other Half Of Me
Stewart McIntyre
I love him. I would well do his bum! haha!

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Everthing happens for a reason. : )
Our Song.
Love Story- Taylor Swift. Beautiful. : )
Music.
Death Cab For Cutie. The Fray. The Beatles. Gavin Degraw. Regina Spektor. Five for Fighting. Augustana .The Go Team. Sister Hazel. Chris Daughtry. Newton Faulkner. John Mayer. Tyler Hilton. The Weepies. James Talyor. Nickel Creek. Jack Mcmanus. Barenaked Ladies. Kate Voegele. Taylor Swift.
Thats a positive.
Starbucks. Soya Milk. Tan. Jimmy Carr. Alan Carr. Whitest Kids You Know. Picking Scabs. Mocking Loyd Grossman. Cheese. Gok Wan. Poof Juice. Intelligent words. Gigs. Sex. <-- like the link? Haha. --> Stewart. Lindt. Offensive jokes (not at me). Festivals. Controversial Art. Having a Kip. Volkswagens. Family Guy. Skippy Peanutbutter. Big man hoodies. Late night chats. Baby Photos. Olives. Laughing. Voice man on Come Dine with Me. Pedophilic remarks. Feeling cool. Fortune Telling. Touching my boobs.
Wanted for a frisking...
...I suppose I should mention me boyfriend Stewart boyo...seeing as its such a priviledge to get a mention on my page! Haha. You know its true! Stewarts the most amazing guy ever! He's quite possibly close to perfect..I said quite! He's great..he makes me sooo happy..its unreal...and not just in bed!....Nah hes only 'alright' there! ; ) I love every second I spend with him..good thing we live together now...he's very special to me. He means sooooo much to me...hes the most caring..gorgeous..loving..und  erstanding..thoughtful..amazi  ng..perfect guy I have ever met. I love everything we have together..i love how close we are.. i love the fun..passion and happiness we have together. And I really do want to spend my life with him...He is my world...plus he has a pretty damn nice bumage! Shame hes gay! Haha! Ko Ko...I really do love him loads! : )
Wanted for a bumming...
....I suppose I should mention me girlfriend Neilage. Haha! He deserves it. Neil is the funniest person I have ever met...we have so much in common. Met at college...it was love at first sight...I touched him...and he touched me back..and it was gooood. He turns me on so much...he knows how to make a girl creeeeam. ; ) We tell each other everything! He's such an amazing..great..caring..vain friend! Shame hes a fucking posh boy now! Common at heart love! Haha. He's my sweetheart..who I love lots...and we will always be bestest friends forever and ever...amen. : )
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  • Ahhh to Zeee of Liza...oow I say!

    A - Available: (unhappy start) ¬_¬ ...yerrr.
    A - Age: 17. Boo.
    A - Annoyance: People who aren't touchy feely! O_O

    B - Biggest Fear?: Probably being lonely. =(
    B - Birthday?: 7th July! Waay! Start thinking presents! haha...no joke. XD

    C - Cartoons?: I like to watch them. I like to play them. I like to draw them. So I like cartoons.
    C - Cheap? You cheeky bugger! haha. yerr I'm pretty cheap. But I still like some good quailty!

    D - Dumbest Moment: Trying to trap Neil on other side of door...not realising he was actually beside me! :L
    D - Dads Name: Colin.
    D - Drugs: If you're offering.

    E - Easiest person to talk to: Uh....usually Neil I guess.
    E - Eggs: Sooooo tasty! Mmm. >_<

    F - Favorite color(s)?: Green. All colours really.
    F - Food: Favourite? Cheese. Its rather unhealthy my love for it.

    G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears...but they taste the same really. But no bears. There cuter.
    G - Gay?: I wish. :L Nah...I like my men. XD
    G - Good Times at the moment: Most of the time. College is still fun.

    H - Hair Color: Brown. If I look very closely I can find red hair. Don't worry thats soon pulled out! haha. Just kidding I like red hair. Its pretty.
    H - Height: about 5"4...possibly 5"5. It could be false. Please don't take this moment away from me. : )
    H - Happy: Not a lot sadly. But I love been happy! =D

    I - Ice Cream: Hagen-Daz....I think we know I would travel quite a distance just to get it!
    I - Instrument: I used to play the recorder. Yes geek instrument. I love piano and accoustic guitar...wish I could play.
    I - Idol: my mammy. : )

    J - Jewellery: Earrings. Watch. Bands. Bracelets.
    J - Job: Sales Assistant at Fat Face....
    J - Jokes: Are funny. Most of the time. I love jokes. I like laughing.

    K - Kids: I don't have any. Possibly want them when I feel like it!
    K - Karate: never.

    L - Longest Car Ride: Well longest bus ride...was 30 odd hours to south of France!
    L - Longest time spent on the phone: hmm about 2 hours.

    M - Milk Flavor: Strawberry.
    M - Movie last watched: Umm...can't remember. Uh...an old movie called parenthood.
    M - Mum's name: Rhoda.

    N - Number of Siblings: Three. My brother. And two sisters.
    N - Northern or Southern: Northern all the way.
    N - Number of piercings: Four. Just my ears...nothing exciting like a nipple or your genitals! Not that I want it.

    O - One weakness: Hmm...pretty parnoid!
    O - One Phobia?: Don't actually have one. I don't like birds above me. But thats because I don't want to be shat on!

    P - Pretty? No not really.
    P - Part of your appearence you like best: Umm...... my eyes are alright when clarted with make-up!
    P - Part of your Personality you like best: I think I'm pretty friendly...actually I know I'm friendly! =D

    Q - Quick or Slow?: Depends on what we're on about here.
    Q - Queen or Queer? I'm neither. Darn.

    R - Reason to Smile: Nothing. Only kidding....I'm alive and healthy. Well I hope I'm healthy. And I have good bunch of friends and family.
    R - Reality TV Shows: they have lost there appeal now. Shame. But I still watch them.

    S - Song Last Heard: John Mayer- Waiting on the world to change.
    S - Season: Summer....My birthday. Festivals. And usually makes you feel chirpier! : )
    S - Sex: ..... O_O Not getting enough! (I have decided this blog is no fun anymore) =P

    T - Tattoos: I want one. But I'm still figuring out what I want!
    T - Time you woke up: about 11.30ish
    T - Time Now: 6.54pm
    T - Time for bed: When I feel sleepy.

    U - Unknown Fact about me: I don't like to look at old fashioned movies when i'm eating. Yes I know its strange...but I just don't.
    U - Unicorns: O_o (?)
    U - University: haha good joke.

    V - Vegetable you like: I like them all. Except brussel sprouts. They are evil! 'Eat them Liza they taste just like little cabbages' NO THEY FUCKING DON'T!
    V - View on Politics: .....Liza has lost interest.......

    W- Worst Habit: I touch people

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  • I'm doing this because I don't have a life. :]

    [1]
    [Boring stuff you aren't going to read]
    Name: Liza Jane Bain
    Birth place: Inverness
    Current Location: Inverness
    Eye Colour: Blue
    Hair Colour: Well. Heres the thing I'm naturally blonde. But I'm brown-ish at the moment
    Righty or Lefty: I'm always right! :]
    Zodiac Sign: Cancer

    [2]
    Your heritage: Scottish...Arr!
    What Shoes Did You Wear Today: Hemp trainers and these mean new ones! [Air Grap Life!]
    Your weakness: uhh...thats hard. I'm not saying something like chocolate..its boring and first thing that comes to mind is fat slob! :] Hmmm...certain people [how cringy of me was that!] :P
    Your fears: Big Bad Monsters! Being single for much longer I'm going to kill myself!
    Your perfect pizza: cooked
    Goal you'd like to achieve: Buy that frickin hippie van I always go on about!

    [3]
    YESTERDAY...TODAY...TOMORROW
    Your most overused word: Pedophile...I really need to stop saying that
    Your thoughts first waking up: [Thinking back to this morning] 'Why am I naked?...oh yeah!'
    Your best physical feature: I don't like my features..but if I'm put at gun point and had to say it would..I suppose be my eyes. Oh yes and my boobs..there soft..touch them.
    Your bedtime: When mammy tucks me in at 7.00
    Your most missed memory: Being able to run naked in the public without being arrested!

    [4]
    YOUR PICK
    Pepsi or Coke : 'Always coca-cola..'
    McDonald's or Burger King: not keen on any.But for arguements sake. Maccie D's..only cause my friends go in..I just sit..I don't eat! :]
    Single or group dates: Yes cause I do it all the time! Single probably..but it really depends on what I want to do..theres a time and a place for people to watch..its called a brothel!
    Adidas or Nike: neither...I have taste..wow bet that offended quite a few people...Nah I prefer converse or rocketdog [I sooo want to say 'rocketman' bring it on Elton!]
    Tea or Coffee: Now you see thats hard...I like tea for college..[cause I'm just that cool!]..then again I love coffee


    [5]
    DO/ARE YOU?
    [a nut case..yes!]...
    Smoke: Nope
    Drink: Yes I would die if I didn't..I drink way too much water! I'm at the toilet every frickin second! Ahh you mean alcohol...yes occasionally
    Take Drugs: I get so much abuse for this and its only started recently as well! Yes oddly enough
    Single: Yes...and thats not a happy yes!
    Take a shower: No don't believe in them...Uh yeah!
    Have a crush(es): I always change my mind...but yes
    Think you've been in love: With my family [in a non-incest way!] yes...with a guy..no.
    Like(d) high school: No it was shit!
    Want to get married: Yes..someday
    Believe in yourself: Well I know I'm real
    Get motion sickness: Uh rarely...I did this one time when I thought of a scotch egg!
    Think you're a health freak: Hmm...no..actually I don't know..yeah sometime..God I'm so indecisive!
    Get along with your parents: I love my mammy and daddy :]
    Like thunderstorms: yeah there pretty cool...as long as I don't get hit by it...I like!

    [6]
    IN A GUY
    Best eye colour: Not picky...Nice eyelashes though...guys do suit them!
    Best hair colour:I usually fancy guys with dark hair..then again I've fancied a guy with every colour pretty much!
    Short or long hair: Long-ish..well as long as I can grab it
    Height: Taller than me...which pretty much means everyone!
    Best first date location: A stroll to somewhere beautiful and quiet...OR A gig...you can get really close and personal..hands can linger anywhere! :]
    Dress sense:Casual..as long as hes comfortable in what he wears I'm not fussed..and if he wants to take them off thats fine with me!

    [7]
    HAVE YOU EVER
    Played a game

    2 Comments 643 days

  • OOooo look what you can do...go on have a go....but if you don't....I will have to bite you!

    Now please be nice :)

    1. Whats your Name?
    2. Are we close?
    3. What do you think of me?
    4. Do you hav a crush on me?
    5. Would u kiss me?
    6. Describe me in 3 words?
    7. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
    8. What was ur first impression of me?
    9. Do u still think the same?
    10. What reminds u of me?
    11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    12. How well do u know me?
    13. What do u like best about me?
    14. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
    15. Could you ever love me?
    16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
    17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
    18.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

    11 Comments 1149 days

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  • Neil Macfarlane
    luv Neil Macfarlane

    Loveee i.o.u

    iii Youu Sweetheart! xoxox

    1 day ago
  • Sophie
    Sophie

    Aww thats so nice! Sounds like you had fun :)

    Oks, so like the weekend would be best? or even the week after? hmmm..... much thinking is needed! Yeah i'd love to do loch morlich - but transport would need worked on....like i said much thinking and planning is probably needed :S

    Your bday sounds nice too! :) Don't worry, one way or another i will show my face :)

    My work is ok thanks......its money at the end of the day. Can get a laugh sometimes though depending who you're on with :)

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    1 day ago
  • Neil Macfarlane
    Neil Macfarlane

    It's a date!! And woop woop! Was thinkin for second i would not be able to drink much or party hard cos working sun at 8 but Got a Hol just for u woop woop!
    Creammmm! :P

    Sooo roll on thee 11th! And ooo stay at urs might take u up on that! :) xoxox sleep over :D :D
    Am sure they will i was just meanin any ppl i know hehe!

    Spend SPend YOu know me in one hand and out the other .. Online shopping is just too easy :L :L

    But i am making myself go out this weekend hehe! Fri nitee mate Wuz playin in Picture house Fri... Then heading to a wedding on Sat with mate Jenni as her Plus Onee! :) Sooo have to get all Sexed up! xox

    Hopeful should be good weekend! :)
    Sooo what u wanting for ur bday hun?!?

    LoVeee YOuu xoxoxox

    Outta love will return morrow <3

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    1 day ago
  • Neil Macfarlane
    luv Neil Macfarlane

    Creammm!! (:

    OoOoo sounds lyk a plan! Well iam defo up for it wouldn't miss me Sweethearts bday party weekend ... just have to find money for taxi's then i shall be there! :)
    Maybe people coming!?

    weekend plans hun?!?

    LoVeee YOuu LoAdss

    xoxoxoxoxox

    2 days ago
  • Marie M
    Marie M

    How are you and are you missing home yet ? Your mam did your room up oh its lovely. Hope your having fun and see you stewart some time . I met mege boyfriend yesterday. Take care . Oh how i miss my old profile , I can get into it from someone elses computer.

    2 days ago
  • Sophie
    luv Sophie

    Alrite love? Hows it going?

    I am really fancying this camping thing for my bday - when is it you guys are in sterling again? I want to think about penciling a date in somewhere to see if people can make it or not and if i should bother with it or not.

    Wanna help organise? lol!

    You excited for your bday? Hows work going and stuff?

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    2 days ago
  • Neil Macfarlane
    luv Neil Macfarlane

    Oooo Sounds good! Thats not My Sweethearts! Bday weekendis it :P !?!? xoxo

    What u plannin?!?

    Loveee YOuu

    xoxoxo

    3 days ago
  • Lauren Benzies
    Lauren Benzies

    hey =]
    hows you?
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    4 days ago
  • Kimberley Crooks
    luv Kimberley Crooks

    The 11th... it's so already on the calendar dahling!!! ;)

    I shall drag the hermit out for his once a month outing for your birthday and we shall come and get drunk with you. I can forsee plenty of kisses, hugs and lots of drunken banter.... Will a certain person neither of us are very fond of be there? I'd like to see if they make the effort on this very special bday... If you get my drift?

    Muchos love for asking bout my head. It's crazy bonkers as always but still screwed on so that's good... :D Yes, you will have noticed none of this is making any sense but I'm just quite happy chattering away.

    LOVE!
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    5 days ago
  • Kimberley Crooks
    luv Kimberley Crooks

    Uh-Oh. I can tell I'm in trouble!!! ;)

    Nah. I really wasnt feeling that great - had a hectic day at work, a funny head etc and I thought I'd be pretty stupid to drink when I had a funny head anyway and no fun if I didn't drink... So I just didn't go. Did I miss a good night? Did you have fun?
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    6 days ago
  • Paula
    Paula

    Oh i could be persuaded im sure to go on a bender again, doesnt take much convincing on my part ;) !!!

    Yeah probably Stewart's dream, his lovely girlfriend touching up another lady....wait and i see him next!! haha

    See you again soon lovey.

    xx

    6 days ago
  • Paula
    luv Paula

    Hello luvey, have a good night last night? I was way hammered, i apologise now for the possible fondling i gave you on the dancefloor (im prone to it!!!). Was good to meet you

    xx

    6 days ago
  • Nikki Stewart.
    Nikki Stewart.

    Heeeeyyyyyyy!!
    Yeah i had a lot of fun last night!
    Did you?
    Hahaha what a waste! :L
    We stayed till love closed, i had so much fun singing taylor swift at the top of my vioce in the taxi! :L Good times

    Oh yeah see ya monday, oh the joy of work! :L

    xxxxxx

    6 days ago
  • Kimberley Crooks
    luv Kimberley Crooks

    YESSSSS!!! I am indeed out for Michelle's/Howie's Bday. What time, roughly, are you out for?
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    1 week ago
  • Sophie
    Sophie

    Oh thats ok - suspected as much anyways. I can't make it myself anyway as i found out today i have to work. This week has been beyond a joke - the home was stuck have been hassling me to help them out so i said i would - they put me on everyday this week and ive had the beaufort on top of that - so this week i've done 7 days and potentially got 4 double shifts in a row - by double i mean 8.10am til at least 11pm with a couple hours in between free to go home change and eat. I'm not even in the mood to make a joke out of it or "think about the money" i am knackard. I'm going to try to get out of doing the home at the weekend though because i just physically can't do it.

    Not sure if i'll be working next saturday or not. Hopefully not though no doubt i will be, but we shall see.

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    1 week ago
  • Kimberley Crooks
    luv Kimberley Crooks

    Shucks! ;)

    Haha. Are you out this weekend hun? You and Stew rocking up town again??
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    1 week ago
  • Gayle
    Gayle

    nothing! i spent all my money on going out for dinner EVERY night lol....im not complaining though cause it was such a great weekend :D

    just got back from deen with my mum, totally finished in college and packed up my room :D sooooo chuffed to be home!

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    1 week ago
  • Sophie
    luv Sophie

    Hello girly,

    I am officially inviting you and stewart, on behalf of michelle (she did tell me to do this) to go to hers on saturday night for pre drinks and partying before going into town for her bday night out. :)

    Let one of us know what you are doing :)

    Hope you're alright :)
    Gossip?

    much love
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    1 week ago
  • Kimberley Crooks
    luv Kimberley Crooks

    Awww you're loverly xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • Leanne
    Leanne

    Hello there! ayee sat night was gooood, long time since iv been out in inverness liiike!!

    oh myyy i had totally forgotten about that until now :L I flushed it down the toilet did i??

    xxxxx

    1 week ago