Your hair looks like a haystack… but I like it.

I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial

You're not going to turn into a bat, are you?

Before you, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars - points of light and reason. And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn't see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything.

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when every tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does, even for me.

What Doesn't Kill You Only Makes You Stranger.

Here's my card.

'I know we didn't do any of the romantic things I planned like a picnic in central park... or coffee in central perk...' *Looks at Central Perk sign* 'Oh I just got that!'

'I'm so good at this game they sould call it Ms Chandler. But I hope they don't.'

I'm the moon, I don't pay fucking dental fees!

Well at least I think that's what happened, I wasn't watching I was having a wank!

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb

...I needed a tank-resistant car to keep me safe. Hilarious. I was sure he and his brothers had enjoyed the joke quite a bit behind my back.

I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

[Bella] So what your saying is, I'm your brand of heroin?
[Edward] Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin.

[Edward] Do I dazzle you?
[Bella] Frequently

Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.