Bebo

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Band practice on 20th anyone?

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
dont be fronting son no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive through ordering for two
i got a craving for a no.9 like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this drizzle
for rizzle ma mizzle
extra salt on the frizzle
doctor pepper my brother another for you mother
double double super size
and dont forget my fries!
ITS OVER 9000!

warning this is my "flux" train of thought i dont kno wat might come in to my head while i typ this soo dont think i a creep
or a sware to god i will fucking rip u apart with my bear hands
cut off u ur dumb ugly face and wear ur big fucking smile as a mask so every one will think im u then i will go in to ur house and rape ur hole family even ur dog
yes the dog
i love dogs for i am mentak the mind taker

hmm
hey doc wats the condision im a man dats on a mission
fuck dose any one know were i could get some big ass fire work
i wanna blow the shit outta sum smug ass aussies
maby a snake or 2 maby threee all depends howw fast aussies can
run while i throww c-b grade explosives at then while singing happpy birth day to u
yeahh what ever that songs called

mike d with the master plan i said ohh mama....

how long can i make this hmm i think i cud get tooo
OVER 9000

dun dun dun dundundun dun dun
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zero
wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
we have lift off weeeeeeee
woooosh
yeahhhh


cats in the cradel and the silver spood little boy blue and the mad on the moon
hmmmmm
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
barnsy has a tini albino dick ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h
its like a magot
oh fuck that reminds me im geten shit faced at the beach
ohhh and sooo get bits of this chick with great tits
like fucking spictacular tits
ohh (shes going to kill me for saying this but fuck it im on the other side of the world ) u kno who has a nice rak treen (catriona)
yes i kno shes my phyco bitch of an ex-girl frend
but shit her tits r gud ohh yeahh
ah ah ah ah ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 aaaaaaaaaaaa
she went out with ginger chris for a day
lol
nahhh chriss is a nice gu gud crack
that dudes rollen in the pussy
that firery basterd
sooo well im going to stapel things to my forhead noww sooo by

colm for presedent
flux

lets have a custerd pragy with hokers and all of neon and 761
yeahhh

burn after reading
not the hole computer
just like print it out then burn it
or keep it
or just dont
well if uv read this far u deserve a ......

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jolly gud pat on the bak
but kyle dosnt cuz hes a shiny alian vagina
u all not its tru
or barnsy
but he dosnt get one cuz his usaly stick
i realy dont know y that is im not even sure if i want to know what makes him soo sticky
but damn it that shit stays on ur hands for fucking ages
like seriously i shop lifted like OVER 9000 quid worth of stuff by accedent
jut cuz i tuched him
but dont worry girls hes singel
r is he hay ryan if u read this tell me if ur seeing any one ok?
good

wow did i not end this like ages ago
yeahh im pritty sure i did
well with this typ of thing i never kno if it will end

ohhh shitt i just had a fucking awsome idea i shud prit this of and try to get this shit published
oh yeahh thats a fucking awsome idea
yeahh i wud get shit loads of cash
it wud beat being a hooker


ahhh hookers u cant beat them
ohh
wait yes u can
i for got its a sport aha
serious i ealy need to stop typ ing
im going to end up never end in this although by now i think most people
would have give up by now well yeahh
hmm i mite goo now
yeahhh
need to take a slash
get a munch
have a wank
go to sleep

yep sounds like a plan
rum didely ddum dum shnider

test tikels that is all

wellid love to stay and cat but ur a total
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