As most of you who know me will know I love the movies, especially comic book movies. So you can imagine how excited I was to go see the Wolverine origins movie.

The film opens with good promise, the 'Watchmen-esque' Opening credits does well to show the Logan & creed half brotherly bond as they hack and slash their way through all the great wars from the American civil war to Vietnam. And after and problem with authority gets them in front of a firing squad ..and survive they are both recruited tby William Stryker to join his band of merc mutants. I was really looking forward to seeing Ryan Renolds take on the fan favourite Wade Wilson aka DEADPOOL. In the two scenes he is in he is brilliant but sadly you dont see him again till the end of the movie were he is near recognisable in the finale. This is were my issues start. I will not take anything away from Ryan Renolds Deadpool, its just a shame when the studio gets it wrong by putting the wrong characters in the wrong movie. Marvel did a poll and asked fans to pick their favourite mutant they wanted to see in the movie..BIG MISTAKE!! It didn't work with venom in Spider-man 3 and it didn't work here either. I would have gone to see Spider-man 3 sans Venom & Wolverine sans Deadpool!

After the first 40 minutes or so the film kinda goes downhill. WIth plotholes and some really Bad effects..I will never get over Wolverine's bathroom mirror scene..And I think a real lazy way of getting arould wolverine's amnesia...how does an adamantium bullet to the head make you lose your memory!!!???

Could have been so much better!!

1.Homer: D’oh.

2.Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

3.Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”

4.Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

5.Troy McClure: Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

6.Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…

7.Homer: Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

8.Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

9.Comic Book Guy: Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three “Highlander” movies.

10.Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2.

11.Sideshow Bob: I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.

12.Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.

13.Nelson: Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

14.Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

15.Lionel Hutz: Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”

16.Comic Book Guy: Last night’s “Itchy and Scratchy Show” was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.

17.Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

18.Homer: Save me, Jeebus.

19.Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.

20.Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

21.Homer: You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.

22.Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer?

23.Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

24.Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

25.Homer: Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?

26.Chief Wiggum: Can’t you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can’t be policing the entire city!

27.Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

28.Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom.

29.Homer: You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.

30.Smithers: Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.”

31.Hans Moleman: I was saying “Boo-urns.”

32.Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

33.Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life’s problems.

34.Homer: When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

35.Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

36.Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Re

Just back from seeing Transformers. IT WAS AMAZING!! The special effects were amazing and its was really funnny!


GO SEE IT!!!!!