> >>
> >> *HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY*
> >>
> >> (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same
> >> stuff. Like, if you like
> >> sports, she should like it that you like sports, and
> >> she should keep the
> >> chips and dip coming.
> >>
> >> - Alan, age 10
> >>
> >> (2) No person really decides before they grow up who
> >> they're going to marry.
> >> God decides it all way before, and you get to find
> >> out later who you're
> >> stuck with.
> >>
> >> - Kristen, age 10
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?*
> >>
> >> (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know
> >> the person FOREVER by
> >> then.
> >>
> >> - Camille, age 10
> >>
> >> (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be
> >> a fool to get married.
> >>
> >> - Freddie, age 6 *(very wise for his age)*
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?*
> >>
> >> (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they
> >> seem to be yelling at
> >> the same kids.
> >>
> >> - Derrick, age 8
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?*
> >>
> >> (1) Both don't want any more kids.
> >>
> >> - Lori, age 8
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?*
> >>
> >> (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use
> >> them to get to know
> >> each other. Even boys have something to say if you
> >> listen long enough.
> >>
> >> - Lynnette, age 8 (*isn't she a treasure*)
> >>
> >> (2) On the first date, they just tell each other
> >> lies and that usually
> >>
> >> gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >>
> >> - Martin, age 10 (*Who said boys don't have
> >> brains)*
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING
> >> SOUR?*
> >>
> >> (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would
> >> call all the
> >>
> >> newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
> >> the dead columns.
> >>
> >> -Craig, age 9
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?*
> >>
> >> (1) When they're rich.
> >>
> >> - Pam, age 7 *(I could not have said it better
> >> myself)*
> >>
> >> (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I
> >> wouldn't want to mess with
> >> that.
> >>
> >> - Curt, age 7 *(Good Point)*
> >>
> >> (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,
> >> then you should
> >>
> >> marry them and have kids with them. It's the right
> >> thing to do.
> >>
> >> - Howard, age 8 (*Who made that rule?)*
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?*
> >>
> >> (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you
> >> one thing. I'm
> >>
> >> never going to have s@x with my wife. I don't want
> >> to be all grossed
> >>
> >> out.
> >>
> >> - Theodore, age 8 (*Too much detail for his age)*
> >>
> >> (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for
> >> boys. Boys need
> >>
> >> someone to clean up after them.
> >>
> >> - Anita, age 9 *(bless you child)*
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T
> >> GET MARRIED?*
> >>
> >> (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,
> >> wouldn't there?
> >>
> >> - Kelvin, age 8
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> And the #1 Favourite is........
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> *HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?*
> >>
> >> (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if
> >> she looks like a
> >>
> >> truck.
> >>
> >> - Ricky, age 10 *(The boy already understands)*

1. Retarded

An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/objec t, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a waste of time, abandoned, abject, abominable, abortive, absurd, afraid, aimless, anxious, apprehenaive, arid, arrested, assailable, atomic, awful, baby, babyish, backward, bad, banal, barmy, barren, base, baseless, bastard, beastly, beggarly, behind, beside the question, blah, bland, bogus, bomb, bootless, boyish, brainless, bromidic, bummer, caitiffcapricious, careless, catchpenny, characterless, cheap, checked, cheesy, childish, childlike, clichéd, cloying, coarse, colorless, common, commonplace, confusing, contemptible, cotemptible, controvertible, conventional, cool, corn, cornball, corny, corrupt, counterproductive, cowering, cracked, crap, crappy, craven, crazy, crud, cruddy, daffy, daft, dastardly, dazed, dead, deadpan, deficient, degraded, degrading, dejected, delayed, delusive, dense, dense, deplorable, depraved, despicable, destitute, detestable, devoid, diffident, dim, diminutive, dippy, directionless, dirty, disgraceful, dishonest, dishonorable, dismayed, disposable, disreputable, dizzy, dodo, doltish, dopy, dotterel, down, downtrodden, drab, drifting, drudging, dull, dumb, empty, empty-headed, erratic, evanescent, everyday, evildoer, excessive, exhausted, expendable, expressionless, facetious, failed, failing, faint-hearted, fallacious, false, fanciful, fatuous, fawning, featherbrained, feeble, feebleminded, fickle, flaky, flashy, flat, flighty, flimsy, flip, flippant, fool, fool around, foolish, for grins, forlorn, fortuitous, foul, freaked out, freaky, frightened, frivolous, frothy, fruitless, futile, gagged up, garbage, garish, gay, giddy, girlish, glitzy, goalless, good-for-nothing, goofy, green, gross, groundless, groveling, grungy, gullible, gutless, hackneyed, half-baked, half-witted, hang dog, harebrained, heedless, ho hum, hokey, hokum, hollow, hopeless, humble, humbling, humdrum, humiliating, idiotic, idle, ignoble, ignominious, ignorant, ill-advised, ill-considered, illogical, imbecile, immaterial, immature, immobile, immoral, impassive, implausible, impracticable, impractical, improbable, inadequate, inane, inapplicable, inappreciable, incidental, inconceivable, incongruous, inconsequential, inconsiderable, incredible, indelicate, indiscreet, indiscriminate, ineffective, ineffectual, inept, inessential, inexpressive, infamous, infantile, inferior, inglorious, inscrutable, insensate, insignificant, insincere, insipid, insufficient, interminable, inutile, irksome, irrational nonsensical, irrelevant, irresolute, irresponsible, jejune, jittery, joking, joshing, junky, juvenile, kid stuff, kooky, lacking courage, lame, late, laughable, lemon, lifeless, light, light-minded, lily-livered, little, loathsome, loony, loser, lousy, low, low-born, lowly, lowly, low-ranking, ludicrous, mangy, meager, mean, meaningless, measly, mediocre, menial, mentally incompetent, meretricious, microscopic, mindless, minor, minute, indecisive, miscarried, miscreant, miserable, modest, momentary, monkey, monotonous, moronic, moth-eaten, naive, needless, negligible, nervous, niggling, nihil ad rem, no bargain, no dice, no good, no guts, no place, no-account, nonessential, nonsensical, not at issue, not serious, not to the purpose, nothing, nowhere, nugatory, hopeless, nuts, nutty, objectless, obscure, obtuse, odd, off offensive, old hat, old-fashioned, ordinary, otiose, outcast, paltry, panicky, pathetic, pedestrian, peripheral, petty, piddling, pitiable, pitiful, platitudinous, playful, plebeian, pointless, poker-faced, poor, potty, pre-kindergarten, preposterous, primitive, profitless, proletarian, prosaic, puerile, puny, purposeless, pusillanimous, random, rash, ratty, raunchy, recreant, removable, repetitious, result less, retiring, rinky-dink, rotten, rough, routine, rubbishy, run scared, sappy, scandalous, scanty, scared, scatterbrained,

i have very grave news on my recent findings, this so called "space" up above is actually nothing but a box, or a container of some sort. Earth it self is in this box. the stars and the sun above are only holes in this box that let in light from the world outside this box. You may think that how can the sun be a hole?! it is of a sphere shape billions of miles away from earth. Well this in fact is a very complicated matter to explain. The sun is a hole in this box. this is no oridinary box. this box has not just 3 dimensions (e.g height, length & width) it has many dimensions(this can be explained by this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkxie... in which is able to transport light rays from the universe outside the box into our universe~ in side the box. The sun and stars are in fact warp ways bringing things from the universe outside this box into our universe. Yet it is not possible for us to get outside to the outer universe unless by going through a black hole in which created by a star/sun imploding therefore turning the sun or "warp way" backward and creating a new sun in the outer universe. there is still a problem. when going into a black hole, the black hole will turn you into a form of light rays, in which will be released by the new sun in the outer universe. Unless we find a way to reform back to our present state out of light rays( e.g traveling using light) we will never reach the outer universe.

I hope this enlightens your view of the universe and beyond.