If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!



-- Rudyard Kipling

*at band prac, about to begin a song*
Emily: Oh yeah, Diggy can I borrow your strap please? I just need to see if I can still play this song with a strap on... Oh...

T.J.: *dressed as an egg* The economy is quite simple really. See, there are people with money and there are people without. Then the people with money take money from those without it, and keep taking it, while being completely aware that they have no money. This is called capitalism my friends! *thumbs up and grins*

Khanh: *gives Jason an order*
Jason: Wha?
Khanh: If you used your...
Me: *walks in*
Khanh: ...hands more than your mouth you might get somewhere!
Me: Not in my experience. *walks out*

Daniel: *leans on Nicolle, using her as a chair* Aaah.
Nicolle: Look at this, he's just using me!
Me: *grins* You should be used to that.

Rhian: Yeah well. Boys dont have celebrity crushes, right? You just wank over 'em XD
Me: I have never wanked over a celebrity in my life. Never seem to get close enough. Fuckin' bodyguards...

*John just had a crap, used mouthwash and left the bathroom door open*
Rob: Okay, I'm slightly confused... why does the office smell of minty shit?

Me: Yeeaah, but that's not the point.
Daniel: Don't worry, there are plenty of women with nice personalities at workhouse...
Daniel: ...And they have nicer panties!

Daniel: Is she a virgin?
Alex: Yep, definately.
Daniel: Eugh... scum.

Jake: haha, sounds like a party. i just think girls are just generally hard.
Me: Y'know, you could be right. I suppose your best bet would be to find a girl who thinks like a guy.
Jake: there are plenty of those...... they are called transexuals

*watching some stupid maths DVD consisting of a program made from paint and some stupid woman asking questions*
Stupid woman: ...which is 9 to the power of 3, whereas the previous number was 4 to the power of 2, but it could be in any number. *reads out question* To what power is this?
Me: Shut to the power of up.

*On MSN, drawing on the sketch-thingy*
Me: You know you want it.
Jake: All the time man.
Me: Skin on skin.
Jake: Cock 2 cock
Me: Leaning in.
Jake: Takin a shit.
Me: Baaad lyrics... try... Hard as rock
Jake: It's time to dock.
Me: Ha! I like it!
Me: It gives you a shock.
Jake: When you're riding my cock.
Me: Wearing a frock.
Jake: Your penis I mock [lol]
Me: It looks like a wok.
Jake: Who gives a fock.
Me: Not me, Mr. spock.
Jake: Let's join the flock.
Me: In the magic cocklock.
Jake: Can I borrow a sock?
Me: Just give me your glock.
Jake: I will block.
Me: If you knock.
Jake: Tick tock.
Me: Like a jock.
Jake: I'm out.
[Aaah what boredom at 2am does to ye!]

Level 1
( ) I had an asthma attack
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
(x) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House

Total: 7

Level 2
(x) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

Total: 11

Level 3
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding/Skiing
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
(x) Been Mosh Pitting
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d)or Lust(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
( ) Been in a BAD relationship

Total: 18

Level 4
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

[I still do all of these!]

Total: 28

Level 5
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
(x) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Kissed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood

Total: 34

Level 6
( ) Pet A Deer
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Had deja vu
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated The Way You Look

Total: 41

Level 7
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

Total: 48

Level 8
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

Total: 57

Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey <---[WTF!?]
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge

Total: 65

Level 10
(x) Screamed "Penis" In Class
( ) Swam With Dolphins
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer/Ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) stayed Up All Night

Total: 73

Level 11
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had / Been In A Tree House
( ) Have been / Are scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
(x) Seen a Ghost
( ) Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
( ) gone streaking
( ) Been to / Visited Someone At Jail
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On

Total: 79

Level 12
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broke A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
(x) Caught A Fish
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
(x) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(x) Had someone Moon / Flash You

Total: 87

Level 13
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) Slept Naked
( ) french braided someones hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dippin
( ) Been Kicke