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Mark Walsh <Mark-W-5>
"Don't you know who I think I am?"


My greatness is surpassed only by modesty.



<-- That? Ah just me and Carl Barat.

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Hometown
Straight off the mothafuckin' streets of Lucan
Mark Walsh's URL
http://www.bebo.com/Mark-W-5
Member Since
December 2005

Music
The Libertines, Babyshambles (Pete Doherty = Legend), Tool, A Perfect Circle, Kings of Leon, Mogwai, The Clash, Stand- (an unknown Irish Band, did really well in America), Bjork, Explosions in the Sky, The Redneck Manifesto, Fugazi, Faraquet, Jeff Buckley, Sigur Ros, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Joanna Newsom, Cat Power, Regina Spektor, The Arcade Fire, Dirty Pretty Things, Daft Punk, Radiohead, Presidents of the United States of America, and plenty more.
Great guys.
Bill Hicks, Pete Doherty, Maynard James Keenan, Peter Griffin, Mark Walsh, Justin Chancellor, Tony freakin' Montana mayne, Tony Soprano, Heathcliff (who's made even cooler by the fact that his name is only ever known as Heathcliff), Dylan Moran, Russell Brand, Joe Strummer.
Good.
The cool side of the pillow. Payday. Finding money you didn't know you had. Waking up and realising you have more sleeping time.Eye contact with hot strangers.The bus coming right as you get to the bus stop. Your favourite song coming on when you're on shuffle. Liking a band nobody else knows. Hearing a decent song on the radio for a change. Ice cream on a hot day. Having a cool dream and actually remembering it the next day. Thinking about someone and then suddenly receiving a text from them. The way most men react by just smiling awkwardly when they see a baby looking at them or talking to them, because they have no idea what else to do. When an absolute bitch/bastard of a teacher is sick from school. How old people have no idea whatsoever about modern technology. Good grammar, it's not that damn hard!
Bad.
Forgetting what you were going to say. When you cut your finger nails too short and they feel all weird. Walking into a room for some reason, and when you get there forgetting why you went there. Too much make-up on girls.(it does the opposite of its purpose, it's really the most unattractive thing a girl can inflict upon herself.)Missed calls from private numbers. People taking ages at the ATM.(What the fuck are they actually doing?) People you don't like not being able to take hints. Txtspk. Bad/stupid/Power-tripping teachers. Not being able to sleep. Over-use of exclamation marks and question marks, oh and elipses[dots] (only ever use 3!), I know it's stupid but it actually really annoys me. More to come...
Even more Mark?
www.walsho.net
TV Shows
Flight of the Conchords, seriously great show! Dexter, Heroes, Black Books, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Panel, Simpsons, Futurama, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Late Night with Conan O Brien
Scared of
Everything. I havent left my house in years. Not even for school.

 

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  • What am I?

    1. Quite simply - a great guy
    2. A Bleedin' arsebag
    3. I dunno but I have concerns over your sexuality Mark
    4. Not too shabby
    5. All of the above

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Quotes

Ok didnt know what to do for a blog so decided to write all my fave TV quotes!
My own work...


(Family Guy) Peter- "Wait I got an idea! An idea so smart my brain would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about"

(Family Guy)-Quagmire-"I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"When I was young my dad would park me in fornt of the TV for hours, and I turned out TV"

(Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Bake 'em away, Toys"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"You could change your name to Homer Junior. The kids could call you hoju.."

(Simpsons)-Homer-"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

(Simpsons)-Homer(while drunk)-"So I said, I don't have your money ya big boloney! You make me wanna RECH!"

(Family Guy)-Lois-"Peter you're such a child"
Peter-"Well, if I'm a child do you know what that makes you Lois....A paedophile.....
And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and take this from a pervert!”

(Simpsons)-Jimbo Jones-"You kissed a girl....that is so gay!"

(Simpsons)-Ralph-"My cats breath smells like catfood"

(Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Hey my asthma's gone, listen to me breath...WHEEAAAAGGHH!"

(Simpsons)-Australian-"You call that a knife? This is a knife"
Bart-"Thats not a knife, thats a spoon"
Australian-"I see you've played knifey-spoony before"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"But I don't even believe in Jebus!....Save meeee Jeeeebus!!!!!"

(Simpsons)-Homer(while stuck in a tar-pit)-"I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I'll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face."

(Scrubs)-J.D-(Thinks to himself)"Oh my god, its his ex-wife, the tension is unbelievable...say something....ANYTHING!" (shouts out)-"BANANA HAMMOCK!!"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"I never apologise, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am"

(Simpsons)-Grandpa-"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

(Simpsons)-(During auditions to be Mr.Burns)
Random Guy-"Excellent"
Bumblebee Man-"Excellente!"
Homer-"Exactly"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Cos when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...that was your best friends face!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!"

(Simpsons)-Homer-"You're right Moe, you're always Moe"

(Simpsons)-Homer(sees the Gym)-"Gime? What the hell's a Gime?" (walks inside.) " Ooohh, a Gime!"

(Family Guy)-Peter (Has a choice between a boat and a 'Mystery Box') "Lois, a boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've been wanting one of those!"

(Scrubs)-Dr.Kelso (after JD asked for a story from back in the day) "Well....back in 1968...I DON'T LIKE YOU!....The end"

(Scrubs)-Ted(to Dr.Kelso)-"Now thats not fair, you know I have stress induced dyslexia Dr Oslek"

(Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"Well, you see its actually impossible to lie next to Jordan (his ex-wife)....as she merely hangs from the roof, wrapped in a cocoon, of her own wings.."

(Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."
(later in episode)-"This moment is so great,I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of little moments!”

(Scrubs)-Janitor-(To JD)-You will not ruin my Christmas. Not Again. Not this year.”
JD-“I’ve only worked here for three months!”

(Family Guy)-Stewie-“Well I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch”

(Family Guy)-Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”

(Family Guy)-Peter (at a museum as a child) “ Why did the dinosaurs die out?”
Museum man-“Because you touch yourself at night”
(Family Guy)-Peter-“Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphebits. It says ‘Oooooo’..�
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PETE DOHERTY!!
pipe down is AMAZING!!
Eimear 0 Reply
Sorry...
See the one underneath this... thats how i also feel!!
I just cant draw on this!
I shall purchase thee a new pen! If thou shalt forgive without the malicious get back!!
<333
Sarah H 0 Reply
It's true...
sorry bout d heart!!! :P
Karen Fox 0 Reply
   

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3 day ago via Mobile
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4 day ago via Mobile
Jessica Walsh
yeah id say so i text mam a message and she just wrote back tellin me abou the tennis!! will ring in the next few days, tryin to get some sort of call card sorted cos it costs too much off my mobile. was in orlando for the last few days, went to disney land and universa; studios, both were savage, was insanly warm, got a bit of a colour already just from walkin around!! john is sweatin obvioulsy!! in san fran now for the next four days, really chilled out here. going to san diego then next week. tell the rents i miss them and will call soon!!
5 day ago
Gilwholii-Rawcunt
Havn't seen ya in about a billion dude.

We're so over.
1 week ago
Dean Hughes
alrite man yeh da freedom ah its so good yeh im goin away on sunday to spain for 2 weeks jus wiv me family lik u nw ah i nw wat u mean chillin out ah its really is so good hahahaha :D
1 week ago
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1 week ago via Mobile
Conor Walshe
i've had the same kinda summer to be fair. . . eh ye it was a messy night, good fun tho
1 week ago
Conor Walshe
story. . . hows the summer going for ya big man?
1 week ago
Hannah K
Like my pic? Do you remember the moments that followed?:L it involved you shouting...and throwing objects..
1 week ago
Pinchy
Tell mam & dad i love them and miss them loads... KEEP TRUCKIN!!!
1 week ago
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2 week ago via Mobile
Jessica Walsh
NO MY METEOR PHONE ACTUALLY WORKS HERE!! SO ITS STILL FREE FOR U GUYS TO TEXT ME TELL MAM THAT!! MITE HAFTA GET YIS TO TOP ME UP A COUPLE OF TIMES THO!!
HOPE YIS ATRE ENJOYIN THE TENNIS WITHOUT ME :( :( WHO AM I KIDDIN WE ALL KNOW IM THE LIFE AND SOUL OF THAT HOUSEHOLD!!! :L :L :L
2 week ago
Dean Hughes
ah yeh man its relief lik really it is tank god its over ha :) any plans for da summer u goin away or anythin ? :D
2 week ago
Jessica Walsh
well hello there sibling! sitting here in an internet cafe in the big apple so yes i made it over ok so tell mam and dad to relax!! its feckin great theres soooo much to do and see. was in times square today and ground zero, bith really good!! girls apt is grand plenty of room. really hot out tho sweatin just walkin down the road. hope all is well at home, and that the weather is miserable :L :L
2 week ago
Emma Curley
Hi ya Mark

How did the exams go? Wont feel it now till the results are out. August sometime isnt it?
2 week ago
Annika D
Well, eventually I just said "Enough is enough" - I had to comment on it, first time I read it I nearly fell off my chair laughing, because it was such a Mark thing to say!
2 week ago
Frank Folan
:L :L yeah jobs suck..gonna freelance it myself for a while anyway..no drinking at all have a big race in 2 weeks and the rowing seasons finished after that so then il fuckin par-tay!!!!bitta love there markus
2 week ago
Frank Folan
:L :L :L :L :L good stuff boay!ah im hot too bad sure ya know yourself!hows the summer going??doing much drinking??get a job yet??
2 week ago
 
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