Mark Walsh <Mark_W_5>
"Don't you know who I think I am?"


My greatness is surpassed only by modesty.



<-- Me and Peter. Hangin' out.

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Straight off the mothafuckin' streets of Lucan
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December 2005

Mark Walsh says:

"Finally met Pete Doherty. What a day!" (21 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

Music
The Libertines, Babyshambles (Pete Doherty = Legend), Tool, A Perfect Circle, Kings of Leon, Mogwai, The Clash, Stand- (an unknown Irish Band, did really well in America), Bjork, Explosions in the Sky, Rage Against The Machine, Bon Iver, The Redneck Manifesto, Fugazi, Faraquet, Jeff Buckley, Sigur Ros, Rodrigo Y Gabriela, Joanna Newsom, Cat Power, Regina Spektor, The Arcade Fire, Dirty Pretty Things, Daft Punk, Radiohead, Presidents of the United States of America, Jay-Z (what? I can like rap!) and plenty more.
Great guys.
Bill Hicks, Pete Doherty, Maynard James Keenan, Peter Griffin, Mark Walsh, Justin Chancellor, Tony freakin' Montana mayne, Tony Soprano, Heathcliff (who's made even cooler by the fact that his name is only ever known as Heathcliff), Dylan Moran, Russell Brand, Joe Strummer.
Good.
The cool side of the pillow. Payday. Finding money you didn't know you had. Waking up and realising you have more sleeping time.Eye contact with hot strangers.The bus coming right as you get to the bus stop. Your favourite song coming on when you're on shuffle. Liking a band nobody else knows. Hearing a decent song on the radio for a change. Ice cream on a hot day. Having a cool dream and actually remembering it the next day. Thinking about someone and then suddenly receiving a text from them. The way most men react by just smiling awkwardly when they see a baby looking at them or talking to them, because they have no idea what else to do. When an absolute bitch/bastard of a teacher is sick from school. How old people have no idea whatsoever about modern technology. Good grammar, it's not that damn hard!
Bad.
Forgetting what you were going to say. When you cut your finger nails too short and they feel all weird. Walking into a room for some reason, and when you get there forgetting why you went there. Too much make-up on girls.(it does the opposite of its purpose, it's really the most unattractive thing a girl can inflict upon herself.)Missed calls from private numbers. People taking ages at the ATM.(What the fuck are they actually doing?) People you don't like not being able to take hints. Txtspk. Bad/stupid/Power-tripping teachers. Not being able to sleep. Over-use of exclamation marks and question marks, oh and elipses[dots] (only ever use 3!), I know it's stupid but it actually really annoys me. More to come...
Even more Mark?
www.walsho.net
TV Shows
Flight of the Conchords, seriously great show! Dexter, Heroes, Black Books, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Panel, Simpsons, Futurama, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Late Night with Conan O Brien
Scared of
Everything. I havent left my house in years. Not even for school.

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  • What am I?

    1. Quite simply - a great guy
    2. A Bleedin' arsebag
    3. I dunno but I have concerns over your sexuality Mark
    4. Not too shabby
    5. All of the above

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  • Quotes


    Ok didnt know what to do for a blog so decided to write all my fave TV quotes!
    My own work...


    (Family Guy) Peter- "Wait I got an idea! An idea so smart my brain would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about"

    (Family Guy)-Quagmire-"I felt guilty once but she woke up half way through"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"When I was young my dad would park me in fornt of the TV for hours, and I turned out TV"

    (Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Bake 'em away, Toys"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"You could change your name to Homer Junior. The kids could call you hoju.."

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

    (Simpsons)-Homer(while drunk)-"So I said, I don't have your money ya big boloney! You make me wanna RECH!"

    (Family Guy)-Lois-"Peter you're such a child"
    Peter-"Well, if I'm a child do you know what that makes you Lois....A paedophile.....
    And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna stand here and take this from a pervert!”

    (Simpsons)-Jimbo Jones-"You kissed a girl....that is so gay!"

    (Simpsons)-Ralph-"My cats breath smells like catfood"

    (Simpsons)-Wiggum-"Hey my asthma's gone, listen to me breath...WHEEAAAAGGHH!"

    (Simpsons)-Australian-"You call that a knife? This is a knife"
    Bart-"Thats not a knife, thats a spoon"
    Australian-"I see you've played knifey-spoony before"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"But I don't even believe in Jebus!....Save meeee Jeeeebus!!!!!"

    (Simpsons)-Homer(while stuck in a tar-pit)-"I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First, I'll just reach in and pull my legs out. Now I'll pull my arms out with my face."

    (Scrubs)-J.D-(Thinks to himself)"Oh my god, its his ex-wife, the tension is unbelievable...say something....ANYTHING!" (shouts out)-"BANANA HAMMOCK!!"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"I never apologise, I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am"

    (Simpsons)-Grandpa-"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."

    (Simpsons)-(During auditions to be Mr.Burns)
    Random Guy-"Excellent"
    Bumblebee Man-"Excellente!"
    Homer-"Exactly"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! Cos when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo...that was your best friends face!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!"

    (Simpsons)-Homer-"You're right Moe, you're always Moe"

    (Simpsons)-Homer(sees the Gym)-"Gime? What the hell's a Gime?" (walks inside.) " Ooohh, a Gime!"

    (Family Guy)-Peter (Has a choice between a boat and a 'Mystery Box') "Lois, a boat's a boat, but the mystery box could be anything! It could even be a boat! You know how much we've been wanting one of those!"

    (Scrubs)-Dr.Kelso (after JD asked for a story from back in the day) "Well....back in 1968...I DON'T LIKE YOU!....The end"

    (Scrubs)-Ted(to Dr.Kelso)-"Now thats not fair, you know I have stress induced dyslexia Dr Oslek"

    (Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"Well, you see its actually impossible to lie next to Jordan (his ex-wife)....as she merely hangs from the roof, wrapped in a cocoon, of her own wings.."

    (Scrubs)-Dr.Cox-"I love this moment so much I want to have sex with it."
    (later in episode)-"This moment is so great,I'd cheat on that other moment from before, marry this one, and raise a family of little moments!”

    (Scrubs)-Janitor-(To JD)-You will not ruin my Christmas. Not Again. Not this year.”
    JD-“I’ve only worked here for three months!”

    (Family Guy)-Stewie-“Well I’d love to stay and chat, but you’re a total bitch”

    (Family Guy)-Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?”

    (Family Guy)-Peter (at a museum as a child) “ Why did the dinosaurs die out?”
    Museum man-“Because you touch yourself at night”
    (Family Guy)-Peter-“Oh my god, Brian, there’s a message in my Alphebits. It says ‘Oooooo’..�

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  • Niamh Mc Donough
    luv Niamh Mc Donough

    Ah that's good!! Im good thanks!!:D

    Ye it was an okay night!! We went there again last night and it was jammers!!:O But i actually had such a good night i think was because i had a lot to drink too haha:L

    3 weeks ago
  • Niamh Mc Donough
    luv Niamh Mc Donough

    Hello Mark how are ya?:D

    You enjoy the new zinc the other night thought we would never see u there haha:L


    3 weeks ago
  • The Best Year Ever
    The Best Year Ever

    June 4th - O'Neills. Session for Class of 2008. Pass on the word. Be there or be square!!

    6 weeks ago
  • Kim
    luv Kim

    thanks for the essays! they make mine look pathetic :L :L

    7 weeks ago
  • Kim
    Kim

    how was the trinity ball?? i'm sure you noticed i wasnt there :L :L

    8 weeks ago
  • Glenn Dowd
    Glenn Dowd

    cheers for the coment on facebook :D dont realy use dat so said id get bk 2ya here.u goin the trinity ball?

    8 weeks ago
  • Jo
    Jo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0mXU...

    There's the video I was telling you about!!

    Yeah maths, that's gross! When do your exams start? I'm scared :(

    10 weeks ago
  • Alison M
    luv Alison M

    im back! no need to worry anymore :P :L

    10 weeks ago
  • Jo
    Jo

    How'd Sociology go for you? Man I'm gonna miss those sweat patches. Lucky for me I have him next year for Social Research! :L

    10 weeks ago
  • Kim
    luv Kim

    very happy!! got 70! you must have done really well... your opening page was enough to depress me :L (as in it was so good!)!! yea i'm doing business and economics.. and then doing intro to investment and finance as my other module! have you picked?? i need to fill out the form!! its scary to think our first year in college is nearly over!!

    10 weeks ago
  • Hazel. C
    luv Hazel. C

    But ur so good at it:) :)

    10 weeks ago
  • Kim
    Kim

    how was paris??

    11 weeks ago
  • Hazel. C
    Hazel. C

    That last comment is hillarious:L :L :L :L :L

    im glad i was apart of that funny dream:L

    11 weeks ago
  • Marie Mc Garrell
    luv Marie Mc Garrell

    Helloooo There Mark:D
    Ur gna think this is sooo random but u wer in my dream last nite..:L Very Weird.. Wait till i tells u what happened...

    Rite so there we were at the ozone n u n hazel were dancin on the dancefloor havn the craic n whatnot rite n there was a mop on the dancefloor so u thought itd b funny to start moppin away as u do.. While later 2 old men(whatever two old men were doin in the ozone il never know) Slipped n died:O And there u were cryin coz clearly it was all ur fault:L


    Thats bascially it........ WEIRD I KNOW:L :L :L :L

    11 weeks ago
  • Jo
    Jo

    Thanks for coming tonight! Sorry about all the tears n drama, but really appreciate you coming. Even if it was for the free beer, ha ha! You n Kate going tomorrow night? She's lovely!

    11 weeks ago
  • Leanne Caulfield
    luv Leanne Caulfield

    Classic:
    http://www.bebo.com/amhaistir

    :L

    Belated Happy Birthday!:D

    12 weeks ago
  • Kim
    luv Kim

    Happy Birthday!! :D

    last assignment of the year done :D !

    13 weeks ago
  • Hannah Kavanagh
    luv Hannah Kavanagh

    Happy Birthday again!:D



    (glad i didnt get the date wrong anyway, marlet)

    13 weeks ago
  • Alison M
    Alison M

    yep... ive started!!!
    i shall have a look on youtube for them alright!....give me a week or 2!!! :D u all set 4 coll 2moro?! hmmm... drug-fuelled orgy??? dont think so!!! :L
    still dont have facebook!! il probably get it eventually.. then it will be super cool:D

    14 weeks ago
  • Alison M
    luv Alison M

    Yeah slacker is right!! still havent started!! :o the thoughts of it are killing me!! :L Mayo is great!! :D had a good time ;) Im not sure i ive heard of Mogwai...?? What kind of music do they do?? Facebook... havent really felt the urge to get that... even tho everyone has it!! Im pretty cool without it tho :D bebo is a lot more colourful and straight forward! so i take it u have fb?? recently or did u get it ages ago??

    14 weeks ago