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Thunderbirds are go!
I have a beautiful daughter called Chelsea and she's 7 yrs old and is as mad as a hatter. Introduced her to ET over the xmas hols 2008 and she loved it and then during the easter hols she was introduced to Indiana Jones which she totally loved and is now mad for the Pirates of the Carribean she even wants to be a pirate now and I introduced her to Madina Lake and she loves them...I've got my own little rock chick although we like different songs from their albums.
I'm totally Egypt mad and would love to go to see the Pyramids of Giza and to spend time in the Cairo Museum maybe find a mummy, maybe become a mummy when I die.
Love the destructive power of Mother Nature...tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes, icebergs, fire, floods etc
Death is not the end, it's just the beginning.
When the rich wage war, its the poor who die,
The monkeys are waiting to rule the world once we are all dead. Oh my!!!! Won't that be fun, can't wait!!!
- Music
- Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, Madina Lake (they fking ROCK), Velvet revolver, Linkin Park , The Rasmus, One Republic, Wasp, Killswitch engage, FightStar, CKY, Tina Turner, U2, Funeral for a friend, Creed, Steve Earle (for him being in his fifties he is really shaggable and he starred in my fave tv prog), Aha, Godsmack, Green Day, Mudvayne, Nickleback, My Chemical Romance, Kings of Leon, Tom Petty, New Kids on the Block, G'n'R, Poison , Bruce Springsteen (take after my mum and he's bloody great), The Eagles and most importantly the Happy Hardcore (thanx bruv).
All kinds of rock especially the stuff from the 80's you can't beat it. - Films
- Anything by Mr Stephen King eg The Green Mile, Cristine, Cujo, Storm of the Century, Carrie, Pet Semertary, It. Anything that can basically scare the pants off me and that aint easy coz im a hardcore horror fan (Been watching it since I was around 8 yrs old) although I've been watching the original japanese horror movies The Eye, The Grudge 1 & 2 One Missed Call and they are far better than the english versions . Also like comedys and anything featuring Jim Carrey eg The Mask, Ace Ventura 1 and 2 (Every1 loves a slinky, you gotta get a slinky, Slinky slinky go Slinky GO) and love some kids movies like Shrek 1, 2 & 3 and The Simpsons Movie (Spider Pig Spider Pig does whatever a spider pig does) and Ice Age 1 and 2, Indiana Jones 1, 2, 3 and 4 Spiderman 1, 2 & 3 Every single cartoon scooby doo movie made (thanks to my baby), the Mummy 1, 2 & 3. Anything with Brandon fraser mmmmm Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3 and anything else with Johnny Depp in it.
- Sports
- I know it's really sad but I love darts and watching them on the telly is fantastic and playing it on my nintendo ds
- Scared Of
- Clowns (I totally hate them) and goats. Nuff said.
- Happiest When
- I'm spending time with my daughter and going on "Magical Mystery Tours" with her.
Taking care our cat Petal ( she likes to chew on anything including hands, fingers and toes and climb up the curtains and she does this really mad run around the floor and puffs up like a furball and then goes apeshit after a ball of wool that she has and then fights with cats through the window) and annoying my brothers weirdo friend. And watching THUNDERBIRDS and getting tattoos oh i just love the pain, well I do have 13 of them. - Things that make me laugh.
- My daughter. Some things that kids say can be so funny and some of her facial expressions are like her granny.
Lee Evans.
Billy Connolly.
When you go out for a night and 1 member of the group your with always get drunk and falls over on the dance floor cutting themselves and then they complain about the pain the next day. Duhhh
Having a good party at my house where every1 enjoys themselves & leave the next afternoon or whenever
Top Gear (Mmmmmmm The Stig and his leather jump suit & the super sexy James May.)
My brothers face when he gets all serious about something.
The Fish Dance (my bro knows what it is).
Getting drunk and singing the singstar karaoke games for the ps2 and thrashing my cousin Ash (sometimes).Its a gr8 laugh. - Things that make me sad.
- When a good party ends in the wee hours of the morning.
Death.
My birthday.
Losing to my cousin on the singstar games
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Sleepless nights.
Oh what a sleepless night I have had.
Went to bed and tossed and turned for ages so here I am writing this for u 2 read.
Well I am going to a car boot sale today infact we leave in 40 mins.....mmmm mayb thats why I couldn't sleep.....try to get 40 winks on the way there.....
Oh I suppose I'd better go and get dressed and get my hair done.
Oh What a night, late december back in '63.....
I think I'm having a bit of a hyper fit.....I haven't slept but yet I am full of energy and cant stop moving.0 Comments 36 days
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Party or not to Party, that is the question
Hallowen is coming and I am just wondering if I should have a bit of a party the night b4 or have it that night ... will have to find out what every1 else is doing.
Chelsea wants to dress up as Cleopatra, Queen of the Nile that will be a good excuse for her to cover herself in make up.
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It's my life or is it?
Oh my God I have had an amazing week finding things out about myself
No names are being mentioned in this.
Last thursday I was in a friends house when a friend of her mums and someone that I knew came to hers and because I hadn't seen him in a while we were talking and he asked me if I was still single and still that way and I gave him a strange look and asked him what 'that way' meant and to my surprise he asked was I still a lesbian, I dont know who laughed the hardest me or my friend. The look of surprise on his face made us laugh harder. It turned out that 2 of my friends had told him that I was gay. So I didn't think anything else of it & told a couple of people.
One response that I got was to start hitting on to them and really freak them out. Mmmm might just do that.
But anyway I went out on Sat nite with a few family members and friends to a do and was talking to the ex of one of the people concerned and he told me the exact same thing but this time I had apparently tried it on with one of them around my birthday last year (which is crap coz i had an all nite party in my house then pissed off to scotland) and three of his frieds that were with him had all been told the same thing, the last time I saw this guy was at christmas outside argos with one of the girls in question and when he asked if I was the lesbian she had said yes although I think he was a bit embarrassed when I told the ones that I was with and they laughed at him in front of a packed bar of people loads of who knew me.
Oh my god sleep with one woman and you are a lesiban even though it was a threesome and some years ago and yes it was good and hell yeah I enjoyed it but would rather have 2 men.
I sleep with my cat lying on the bed beside me doe that mean I'm into beastiality? NO
I let my daughter sleep in my bed when she is really ill does that mean that I am a paedo? NO
I wish people would stay out of my sex life becsuse it is none of their busines or could they just be jealous that I have a better one than they do and what I do in the privacy of my own home or in my partners home is my business. (Except when it annoys the nighbours which isnt every much)0 Comments 124 days
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| Name : | Joanne S | |
| Nick Name : | Bitch!!! | |
| Birthdate : | 03 August 1981 | |
| Birthplace: | Ballymoney | |
| Current Location: | Coleraine | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Red but going purple | |
| Height: | 5ft 6in | |
| Weight: | As if | |
| Piercings: | 2 - tongue and labret | |
| Tatoos: | 11- 2 each arm,1 each leg and 5 on back | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | None | |
| Vehicle: | None | |
| Overused Phrase: | OMG | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Chocolate | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Havana | |
| Candy: | Smarties | |
| Number: | 16 | |
| Color: | Purple. Red, Black & Neon Pink | |
| Animal: | Cats | |
| Drink: | Malibu | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Eyes | |
| Perfume: | Kate Moss | |
| TV Show: | Taggart | |
| Music Album: | The Best of Prince | |
| Movie: | The Shawshank Redemption | |
| Actor/Actress: | Jensen Ackles | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | None kfc | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Both | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Hot chocolate | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Both | |
| Dog or Cat: | Cat | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Winter | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Scary | |
| Love or Money: | Love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | After 2 am | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Childhood | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Feet | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Need more sleep lol | |
| Ambition: | To rule the world | |
| Best Friends: | Anna, Ashley and Sam | |
| Weakness: | Not telling | |
| Fears: | Goats and clowns | |
| Longest relationship: | 13 months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Nope | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Not recently | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Yes | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Yes | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Yes | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | No, I do the dumping! | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Any | |
| Short or Long: | Dont really care | |
| Height: | The same as me or just a bit taller | |
| Style: | Any | |
| Looks or Personality: | Personality | |
| Hot or Cute | Dont care | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | I dont really care | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Egypt | |
| How do you want to Die: | In the most strangest way possible | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yes | |
| Get along with your Parents: | As far as I know | |
| Health Freak: | No way | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Dont know | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Sometimes | |
| Want to go to College: | Already been | |
| Do you Smoke: | Yes | |
| Do you Drink: | Yes | |
| Shower Daily: | No, I take baths | |
| Been in Love: | Yes, once | |
| Do you Sing: | Whenever I can | |
| Want to get Married: | Never | |
| Do you want Children: | No more one is enough | |
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| Hate anyone: | Yes and They know who they are | |
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Anne Goodall
I was only joking, i think you will be busy enough will you not, lol?? 3 before Jan, you will be busy!! have a red for toady!!
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Anne Goodall1 week ago
Take it me baby blankets outta the question then, lol!!
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Apple-Pie Face2 weeks agohow was the party?
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Bob
Haha yea yea i was grand by about 6pm on sun, had some food an plenty of coffee which always helps lol Ready for round 2!! Think im gettin used to these drinkin sessions again now the smoke has stopped. Took a while after so long not drinkin every weekend, must be that sweeney gene lol. What about u? How long after we left did the party go on for?
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Bob
Good nite! Bloody beer game me a bastard headache all day yesterday lol Cheers for the hosting, did a grand job! Next yr is at bryans then? lol
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Bob
Good shizzle! Looks like its just nate an myself, everyone seems to be goin to this thing in kellys. Haha just a bit pissed? Im sure we can do better than that! Anythin besides drink ud like me to bring?
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Bob
Excellent! I'll be there, an i'll pass it on to the necessary lol. Oh new family member? Did u have another baby in secret? Jager an Jack D at the ready! Hmmm a costume...*ponders* We'll see what we can conjure up lol. It'll be a kick ass party.
If u want i can also bring my ipod which has over 5000 songs on it, different genres to suit all an the dockin station thats damn loud? lol Oh and it has pretty lights
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Haha thank you very much
I know its still a shock to the "old" system lol. Who'd a thunk it, 28 an minimal liver damage
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Bob
Nope not had a good nite out in ages...far too long actually, something that'll soon be corrected! Haha u were wearing the dogs coat? Was the dog still attached to its coat? Did it not mind? lol. Cool, have to get a look at them! We got a few new tats, i got my pumpkin face done
. A mate is learning to be a tattooist so we were his "test subjects" lol Did a good job tho considering hed only been doin it a few months. Ha theirs something very wrong if she likes school an enjoys homework! Very wrong indeed lol. Shes prob gonna grow up to be a teacher or something, one of these educated types...unlike us lot eh? lol.
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Bob7 weeks ago
Alrite hows it goin? Aye things are good, gettin this place fixed up..slowly but steady. Expensive too lol. Saw sara an tom up at the hospital, both doin well. Tom has the sweeney nose hands an feet...poor boy haha. Yea fayes lovely, changing all the time. Different every time i see her. Hows Chelsea doin? Sill likin school?
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haha ur getting old
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