This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are:

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect;
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an asshole

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
When your all alone
and i am the only one to comfort you

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
That I don't understand that he cheats on you but you take him back;
but I'm not good enough to understand that he loves you

I'm sorry
If I start not being there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry
If you think i dont care any more

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
That you can't realize.I've been the only one there all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me
for who I am

Ladies always bitch and bitch to their friends that there is never any good guys out there anymore, and they always end up with assholes who treat them bad. Well ladies next time your bitching, maybe look up to see who your bitching too, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word like usual, screaming in his head "why don't you give me a try?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

1. What's Your name??
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19. Anything 2 say b4 u go?

Repost this as "boyfriend application" or "girlfriend application" and see who's eligible to be your special someone. Have fun!
Send it back please if you think you could get "the job" ...


BASICS:
Name:
Age:
Location:
Height:
Hair (color and style):
Eyes:
Piercings/tattoos:
will you give me your phone number? _______________________
IM?
OTHER:
1. Do you drink/smoke?
2. Do you like the rain?
4. If so...would you play in it with me?
5. Do you like movies?
6. If so would you stay up and watch them with me all night?
7. Could we cuddle and just fall asleep together?
8. Would you kiss my neck?
9. Do you play any sports?
10. If so...what?
11. Would you call me right after we saw eachother?
12. How would you rate your kisses from 1-10?
13. Would you give me what I need?
14. Favorite body part on you?
15. What would you say is the best thing about yourself?
16. Do you have any reps (ie: heartbreaker, ..........)?
17. Would you give me a kiss just because?
18. Would u sleep in the same bed as me?
19. Would u take me home to meet your parents?
20. Would u have sex with me?
21. If so, whats the soonest into our relationship you'd have it?
22. Would you tell your friends we had sex?
23. Would u let me touch u wherever?
24. How smart are you?
25. Do u have a specific body type that u lyk?
26. If so wut is it? (fat, skiny, chubby, athletic,etc)?
27.What would u do if i cried?
28.If i were 2 ask u out what would u say?
29.Would u makeout with me?
30.If we got to the point in the relationship where I told you I loved you, what would you say?
31.Would u ever cheat on me?
32.Would u ever trust me?
33. Would you ever lie to me?
34. Would you be proud to introduce me to your friends?
35. How far would u go with me?