1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2)Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day been"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up,then scream,"That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
1 Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,without getting off.
20) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
21) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
24) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

Memorable Quotes from
"Invader ZIM" (2001)
Gaz: Dib drank the last soda. HE WILL PAY!

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Dib: They're coming, Gaz! They really are!
Gaz: Who's coming, Dib?
Dib: I... Don't... know!

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Dib: What about his horrible green head?
Zim: INSOLENT SCHOOLBOY - it's a skin condition.
Dib: [to Class] And he's got no ears! Is that part of your skin condition, Zim? No ears?
Zim: Yes.

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Gir: I love this show!

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[Zim steals all the kids organs excepts Dibs]
Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there?
Zim: Six of them.
Dib: Intestines?
Zim: Large or small?
Dib: Spleen?
Zim: In six different colors.

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[Zim is inside Dib's body]
Zim: At this very moment I'm in a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve.
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes, arm control nerve.
Dib: In my belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves.
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!

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Zim: Now, Dib, I leave you to your... eh
Gir: Moosey fate! Say moosey fate!
Zim: Your moosey fate.
Gir: [laughs]

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Zim: Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

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Dib: Ms. Bitters, have you noticed anything strange about the hamster? He's three times his size and he has that hideous throbbing alien device on his back.

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Krazy Taco Cashier: Thanks for coming to Krazy Taco, can I take your order? So that's two large tacos, burrito, and a medium Gir, take us back to the base right now, you want a drink with that?

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Gir: Tell me a story about giant pigs!

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Zim: GIR.
Gir: Yes, master?
Zim: GIR, I have your tacos!
Gir: Gimme!
Zim: No, GIR.
Gir: But I neeeeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes.

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Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.
Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.
[singing]
Gir: Doom doom doom...

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Gir: I'm gonna sing the doom song! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom...

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Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

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Zim: Good question. I don't care!

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[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]
Zim: There! That should be wide enough.
Dib: What about me? How do I get back?
Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

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Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

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Zim: Now, t

Dib: Ms. Bitters, are there really underground classrooms?
Ms. Bitters: Sure, whatever. Zim: Tak, your hideous love adventure begins now! (After seeing Tak's plan on Zim's base's computer screen)
Zim: She stole that plan from me!
Gir: No she didn't.
Zim: Silence! Gaz: This is your base?
Zim: Don't touch anything, or, I'll melt your face off, or something. Zim: I'm the only one here with the technology to decode the files!
Dib: And we're the only ones here with the files to be decoded!
Gir: Yeah, well, I'm.. (Gir begins to giggle) I don't know! (edit) Gaz: Your voices are making me sick. Zim: I congratulate you as choosing me as your love pig! Gir: You're on fire!
Zim: Am I? Oh well. (When Zim and Dib leave the base)
Gaz: Are there any video games here?
Computer: No, not really.
Gaz (disappointed): I guess I'll, help save the world then. Tallest Purple: I like snacks, Zim!
Tallest Red: He likes snacks, Zim!
Zim: I know you do, I know.
Gir: Hello! Zim: I put a tracking device on you!
Dib: Tracking device? Where?
(Dib turns around, Gir is on his head)
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy! Tak: You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim: Eh?
Tak: You're a bigger fool than I ever imagined.
Zim: Eh?!
Tak: You're confused, allow me to explain. Girl: Weeners Rock! (edit) Tak: This is about taking your mission, Zim, not revenge!
Zim: You're after revenge?
Tak: No! It's not about revenge! (When Tak destroyed Zim's base)
Zim: My beautiful base!
Tak: Part two is...
Zim: No, My beautiful base!
Tak: Part two is...
Zim: No, my beautiful base! No!
Tak: Part two is...
Zim: No!
Tak: Part...
Zim: No!
Tak: Okay, I'm...
Zim: No!
Tak: Okay, I'm leaving now.
Zim: But you didn't tell me your plan. Zim: My Tallest! Today, a new child attacked me with meat! My conclusion: she's in love with me! Gaz: Okay, now do things, make Tak's robot all crazy.
Gir: Only if you dance with me!
Gaz: No, never! Never! Oh, come on!
(Gaz reluctantly dances by stomping and kicking her feet) (edit) Tak: I should have been an Invader, I should have been part of the Great Assigning! I didn't have to be stealing this planet from you!
Zim: You're after my robot bee!
Tak: No! Ms. Bitters: You, I'm just tired of you!
(Ms. Bitters presses a button, Brian falls into the underground classroom, Poonchy walks in and takes his seat) Tallest Purple: Uh, don't worry, that's just my arms flailing and giggling. Ow, stop it! Ow, stop it! (edit) Dib: You're just jealous!
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly! Zim: And what is this plan?
(Tak giggles)
Zim: Yes, yes, I'm a master of comedy. Now, tell me this plan. (edit) Tak: Maybe you really are an alien like Dib said. A horribly disguised, disgusting, horrible one.
Zim: Nonsense! Despite his huge head, the Dib-monkey is quite stupid!
Dib: My head's not big! (edit) (Using her mind control ability)
Tak: It's not nice to embarass people! You should apologize and eat your eraser!
Sara: Yes, Tak, I'm sorry, Zim. (Sara eats her eraser) Tak (reading her Poem to Zim): For longer I can remember, I have been looking for someone like you. Someone with a head like yours and a torso too. Birds sing and you're going to pay! The end! Here is some meat covered in barbeque sauce!
(Tak throws the meat on Zim and he begins to burn and scream) Tak: All they see is another faceless corporate venture, not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait, is there really a difference? Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate and I've already promised the moon to Gir! Zim: As soon as we destroy Tak, I'm going to feed your brians to my robot!
Dib: Deal.
Gir: Yay, brains! Zim (to Tak): You're a worse pilot than I am! Wait... (Dib runs back and forth on the screen, while peforming various tasks such as diving and eating ice cream. He stops, turns towards the screen and walks forward, only to see a huge on/off switch, he hits the button)
Dib: How did I miss that? Dib: Wait, your leaders are