Horatio Cane is the DEVIL!
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- Profielbezoeken: 1.244
- Profiel gecreëerd: November 2006
- www.bebo.com/horatiocane-devil
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- Miami Verenigde Staten
- Me, Myself, and I
- I HATE HORATIO CANE!
Why?
He always states the obvious like "looks like we've got a murder to solve". No shit dumass, there's a dead body right down there!
He makes the most idiotic comments and stupid one liners, and tries to make them cool like "here in Miami, we never close". You're a frickin crime lab! If you closed, who cut up all the dead people you tool!
Everyone else calls him H. WHY?! Wait, I know! Because Horatio is the lamest name ever! While they call him H, I call him stupid!
BUY SOME NEW SUNGLASSES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN! Raybans like yours were in fashion at the same time I looked up to Paris Hilton as a role model...which is NEVER! Speaking of sunglasses, could you leave them on. If you can't properly see the dead body with them on, which it seems every else can do, then don't put them on in the first place!
What is sooooooooooo interesting about the ground. Look up once in a while man! Maybe you'll remember how to get a life!
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM
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My fav extracts...
The NEW I Hate Horatio Caine Club
These rules are designed to keep out anyone who secretly admires Horatio Caine and must therefore be ridiculed by the rest of the club.
ALWAYS look at a person when you are talking to them. Yes. I mean the WHOLE entire sentence. Don't look out into the horizon over the ocean/at the big white mansion in the background/into the depths of the shimmering Miami pool water with flowing scraps of white fabric blowing in the breeze behind it and then turn to the person you are talking to at the very last word of the sentence, glaring at them through your creepy sunglasses. It's stupid. Real stupid.
NEVER EVER EVER crouch down to a small kid and say something creepy like "I'll always be here if you need me," in a deep and gravelly whisper, then handing them a card with your name on it, knowing that handing the kid said card means he/she will soon be placed in imminent danger.
Do NOT have some stupid clever line for each and every tragedy that befalls someone. Seriously. Show some sensitivity.
This is just plain cool.
2 Commentaren 1110 dagen
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Extracted from http://www.mrsgiggles.com/tv/horatio_miami.html
This was written by mrsgiggles.
If you are fortunate enough never to have watched a single episode of C$I: Miami, count yourself lucky for not having to subject yourself to one of the most unlikeable, teeth-grittingly irritating blowhards to ever grace the TV screen. Yes, I'm talking about Horatio Caine, the head honcho of the CSI team. There is nothing like bad plot expositions driven into my skull like rusty rapier blades to drive home just how excruciating this show is. But I just can't stop watching.
It is very easy to hate Horatio Caine even on sight alone. David Caruso looks as if he's spent his time in career limbo trapped in a desiccating jar in Area 51 where they suck all fluids from his body until all is left is a shriveled husk of a man. His face is always in danger in caving in on itself, with his wrinkles giving his face an eerie resemblance to a post-nuclear holocaust moon landscape. He walks with a slouch. He covers his shrunken pea-sized eyes with a pair of shades that make his head even more like a shrunked head rejected by Voodoo priests. But that is before he opens his mouth.
Horatio Caine doesn't speak like you and me. Every sentence from his mouth is a proclaimation of his omnipotency. He is always right and he wants you to know it. He passes judgments on everything in his path. When told that the deceased was dying even before she was killed by somebody, he would say, "Well, let's find who robbed her of the last days of her life!" He drops phrases like "Crime doesn't pay" into his conversations as if he's conducting a lecture on public safety. He doesn't talk to people, he asks them questions on which the answers he already knows, as if he's a schoolteacher and they are his dumb students. Even his laughable attempts "romance", such as when he decides to subjugate his brother's widow with his procreative urges, is totally unconvincing because this man is a blowhard who acts like he's superior to everybody else around him.
It gets even more annoying when the script lets him be some superhero. I don't really know what his job is, to be honest. He's a cop? He's a bomb specialist? Or is he just a lab person? Wait, he's Miami's Jesus. Every final scene will have Horatio standing at the beach or during sunset or better still, at the beach during sunset, where he will put on those irritating shades and put on that sober Crusader of Justice (Mood: Mournful) look. Speaking of those shades, why is he wearing them during sunset? Or in a building? Are they some sort of special shades that mark him as the son of Jesus or something?
Much has been said about Kim Delaney on this show but seriously, I miss her Megan character even if Megan doesn't come off as a credible forensics person because Megan is the only character that tries to argue with Horatio and question his decisions and theories. But Delaney rubs Caruso the wrong way and the producers are willing to blame her for less-than-impressive ratings so adios, Delaney! And now, there is no one to contain the raging God Complex of Horatio Caine and he is becoming more intolerable by the week.
But why do I watch C$I: Miami then? Okay, here's an unpopular confession: I prefer this TV show over the original CSI. The original CSI takes itself too seriously at times and the writing isn't good enough to warrant such sobriety. On the other hand, C$I: Miami is laughably bad. The "suspense" is transparent, the lines are laughable, and the scripts are often tacky. What's not to love about such a fabulously lousy TV show? Also, this CSI team is far more interesting than the original team, especially because Calleigh is a kickass gal, Alexx has never met a corpse she doesn't touch or feel for inappropriately (she probably gets high on the sly), Speed is driven to stubble haven because he is obviously nursing a crush on both Horatio and Delko, and Delko is one confused twit who jumps from girlfriend to girlfriend, unaware that his true love is carrying a came1 Commentaar 1110 dagen
Horatio Caine Is The Bomb Man
sa how can you say he us the devil 
And This Page Is Shit :|
You Probably dont even watch the show
okaay now you obviously have NOTHING to doo!
You make a page full of shit about Horatio, when hes a CHARACTER, may i remind you. And because YOU, sick twisted bastard, hate him, doesnt mean everyone else does too (;
Plus, i hope someone rips your eyes out and forces you to eat them and then leaves you drowning in a tank of pihranas, pulls you out still half alive and smacks you continuously over the head with a brick (;
Look, you've got 56 members. That shows about 56 people out of, lets say 2000, hate him and the other 1944 love him.
Get a life, go through puberty, Die (;
btw i love how much i hate you (;
Change the group name from Horatio CAINE is the devil to Horatio caine is the sex
ilovehim
x
why u hat him hes da best charecter besides ERIC DELKO
CANE LIVES ON
Shut up
Horatio Cain is amazing
Don't U dare DISS HIM!!!!!!!!!!
He's the BOMB
Any mare cheeck and i'll kill you myself
ur sick
horatio rulz and always gets things done
HOW PETHETIC HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO MAKE UP THIS PAGE?!?!?!?!
YOU CANT EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT!!!!!
CAINE!!!!!
HORATIO ROCKS!!!!
HERES A WEE PIC JUST TO SHOW YOU!!!
sum people ave feelings how would u like it if my mate said ur such an white ass prick n taked the mik out of ur character well she would say that but she dont ave bebo so if u dont like him then go sumwhere else coz people here dont appreciate it l8r
saf
heis such a dick
Wtf Is Up Wi You If You Dunt Like Him Dnt Bovver Sayin Cos Nobody Really Cares
You Fuckin Jackass
You Such A Negative Person I Would be surperised If You Got Any Friends You Fuckin Fuck Tard
if u got dat much a prob wif H or miami den who said u gotta woch it wat a stupid page
Shazzabell Gee
ova nd out
LEAVE HORATIO ALONE!!!! HE ROCKS!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM THAT MUCH DON'T WATCH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
HORATIO IS A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE ROCKS.
Whoever Made This Group
Your Pathetic Mate!
OMFG
WOT A SHITTY PAGE
IM SOZ BUT HORATIO FUCKN KICKS ASS
HES A FUCKN LEGEND, DUNO IF ANY1 ELSE AGREES
??????
What w***** made this page H ROCKS!!
why thank you RIchard Allan
lol
and horatio's glasses are brilliant...without them the show wouldnt be as cool and neither would H!
(But the show would still be amazing! haha)
stephanie c. i applaude your comment horatio is the coolest
omg csi miami and horatio are like the best!
if you dont like the one liners and stuff then you are obv a miserable old cry baby haha
jees man, who sets up a bebo page just because they dont like someone? i will tell you...a nobody...dont you have anything better to do?? obv not
your just pathetic...grow up
caine is aewsome!