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"Jack's Daddy"

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Well well well I am currently working as a Self Storage Manager in Leith. I am currently the Snooker Club Champion in Musselburgh!!! I am now a proud daddy to wee Jack who is such a gorgeous wee boy and so far (Touch Wood) has gave us no trouble!!! I am a season ticket holder at Tynecastle watching the famous Heart Of Midlothian AKA Edinburgh's No.1 Pub Team and there is nothing better than pumping the WEE TEAM!!! IN VLAD WE TRUST AND BELIEVE THE FUTURE'S MAROON!!! Come on the Hearts!!! I am taking golf more seriously now that I have got my golf membership sorted out if I get the time!!!!

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February 2007

Daddy Ford says:

"Jack Thomas Ford was born today at 6.10am! Mummy and Jack are doing great

" (7 weeks ago) me too! | Reply

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Fiona Ferguson
My Lovely Fiancee/Mummy To Jack, She Is Amazing!!

Music

I like The Killers, The Fratellis, The View, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Beatles, The Kinks, R.E.M, Erasure, Queen, The Artic Monkeys, Fall Out Boy, Bloc Party, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Maximo Park, Klaxons, Snow Patrol, U2, Depeche Mode. Can't beat Dance Tunes before heading out on the lash!!!There are loads more but I like loads of tunes so can't list them all!!

Films & TV

Little Britain, Cruel Intentions, All Matrix Films, Braveheart, All Die Hard Films, All Police Academy, American Pie, Scary Movie, Childs Play, Two Pints Of Lager & A Packet Of Crisps, Grown Ups, Still Game, Chewin' The Fat, Family Guy.

Sports

I play a lot of snooker, golf and I have my season ticket at Tynecastle to watch Edinburgh's No.1 Pub Team Heart Of Midlothian. Going to the gym 3 times a week to get myself fitter!!!

Scared Of

Lightning, Ghosts, Heights & The continuation of getting my heart broken!!!

Happiest When

Sleeping, Spending time with my lovely girlfriend Fiona she is amazing, Hearts winning and being above the Hibs in the league, Playing Poker!!!

Baby Jack

Baby Jack was born at 6.10am on Monday 11th May 2009, What a gorgeous wee boy me and Fiona have!!! I can't till father & son take trips to Tynecastle to watch Hearts when he is old enough!!!

Highest Snooker Break

110 I have made 11 Centuries in total to date.

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GIRL PUT DOWNS

She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla"s back

Look"s like she"s been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.

It looks like she"s been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She"s got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn"t ride her into battle.

Everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

Mair chins than a chinese phone book

She smells like an alkies carpet

She has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

It"s like sha*gin a pail of water.

It"s like sha*gin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!

She"s killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher

Fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace

Face like a sand blasted tomato

Ar*e like a bag of washing

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

She"s seen more helmets than Hitler

Face like a stuntman"s knee

She"s got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab

Like opening the window and sha*ging the night

She"s seen more co*kends than weekends

I left her with a face like a painter"s radio

Fa*ny like a clowns pocket

Fa*ny like a Hippo"s yawn

She"s that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

I bet she"s got a fa*ny like a pub carpet

More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.

Face like a blind joiners thumb

Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

She"s been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn"t take her out

Got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

Handled more balls than Dino Zoff

Pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

A chunt like a burst couch

A face like she"s been ram raiding on scooters

Shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

Shes seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!

C*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun

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