Prance like a pretty pony! Maria likes collie porn. She gets her jollies from her collies. Her favourite is 'Horse and Hound'. Dinosaur motif. RARRIA. MEGAsaurus, TEA-rex. Errrroneous!! You and me ALWAYS *skip* I like it when the cats fall. We have a special language. Special with a capital R. I think so.. Shoulder *jibe*. A bit OVERENTHUSIASTIC IN THE BEDROOM! kudos, 'no, he'll be too embarrassed', really? Homeward bOoOund. SPOOOF! ERODE, DEPOST, ERODE, DEPOSIT... OX-BOW LAKE! why did the river take the easiest course? to get some INTERLOCKING SPURS! freeeked! *wiggly L*... Vacuum packed coffin! i've never seen a dead fat person! SQUARE! come onnn rise to the bait! would you rather...... be shrink wrapped or vacuum packed?! happy days! im going to watch funny face... WELL ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS LOOK IN THE MIRROR!! Glitterface! i'll take you to the candystone...'and afterwards your hands are all sticky-''and it's obvious you've had a lanky larry'

Maria&Fiona: "Ya know when you have a dead prostitute in the boot of your car and you don't know what to do with the body?.. I hate that"

Karen(singing): "Danny boy, don't be afraid, to shake that ass and misbehave"

Karen&Fiona(singing): Bubblefaaace

??: You must be pregnant coz you've got children inside you!"

"Can you handle my face"

Fiona: " Yeah we just get drunk and look at collie porn.."

Karia: "I want a man who can tell a story with just one smile"
Fiona: "I know someone who's definitely missing a chapter"

DAF? Maria:"DANDY ASIAN FUN"

Karen:"Don't bang the drums bang the drummer"

Loading... 100% dead prostitute

Maria: "I have a testy nature"

THE TRIPOD HITS THE RDS

Fiona: "I'm just going to dry myself and put it on my head"

Karen: "That looks like a tall version of me"
Fiona: "It's like Karen.. just a little taller. We'd be like 'Hey! that looks a bit like Karen"

Karen: "Take out your cameras girls"

BRING YOUR TOGS

Karen: "Open your eyes PROPERLY"

Maria: "I'd eat ANYTHING tonight"

1 series 3 doors

Karen: "I had a toke off his fag"
Maria: "is it a metaphor?"
Karen: "It was really wet at the end of it"

Fiona's misinterpretation: "EDIT THE BOLLOCKS??"

Karen&Fiona: CHINO! Chino garden! Chino windows! Chino car pushed into chino wall! Chino fence! Chino YS project!!!! CHIEMOS!!

Maria&Fiona: "Collie roleplay"

Karen: "DRUM DEPOT!! HEINIKEN!! WHO was drinking Heiniken at Max's haus?!"

Karen: "Trinity! Isn't some book kept there? the book of ugg boots?"

Fiona: "He's so hot but he'd never go for a small town girl like me"

Karen: "He had an erection in my back!"

GREY HANDS

JOSTLE MORE!

"Nerds do it best"

Michael Juicy nice and Loosey

Fiona:"Am I the trap?"

Random Old Man: "Is that handicapped wan still working behind the desk?"

Maria: "Someone's in the shaft!"
Fiona: "You said SHAFT!"
Maria: "I KNOW!"

Scary boy: "Are you in LOVE with me?"

Maria: "What's her name again? Spice stuff?? Oh yeah SCARY spice"

All: "Goblin Boy or Cormac? GOBLIN BOOOOY"

Ok.. so here's the dealio.. these are questions I shall answer so that nosey people can get off to it... hurrah!



W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce Your Nose Or Tongue? Nose... it's less intrusive to eating.. I likes my food so I does XD
2. Be Serious Or Be Funny? Serious. <-- look I used a full stop to prove how serious I am... serious about PUNCTUATION
3. Drink Whole Or Skim Milk? whole milky goodness
4. Die In A Fire Or Drown? Drown.. but I would drink myself out.. shuttup I could totally do it.
5. Spend Time With Your Parents Or Enemies? spend time with your rents and they spend money on you...


D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Flowers Or Sweets? Flowers are pretty and usually not sticky
2. Grey Or Black? Grey.. all my clothes are grey!! whY????
3. Color Or Black And White Photos? RAINBOW
5. Sunrise Or Sunset? Sunset because I can go to boboland
6. M&Ms Or Skittles? depends... probably peanut M&Ms coz I dont like how skittles go all lumpy and crunchy and all the bits are all sick
8. Staying Up Late Or Gettin Up Early? Getting up early like a gay. That was a lie

A N S W E R . T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do You Like Anyone? I hate everybody
2. Do They Know It? No.. (but secretly I love ye all)

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun Or Moon? Sun!!
2. Winter Or Autumn? start of Autumns are all sunny and happy.. on the other hand Christmas... hmmm ponder
3. Left Or Right? Are you seriously asking me which DIRECTION i prefer?? nobody cares. go away (to the left!)
4. 10 Acquaintances Or 2 Beth Friends? 2 beth friends
5. Sunny Or Rainy? SUNSHOWERS!
6. Vanilla Ice Cream Or Chocolate Ice Cream? chocolate! but mint choc more!


A B O U T . Y O U

1. What Time Is It? time for u to get a watch.. HA! I totally burned you..
2. First Name? Fiona
4. What Is Your Birth Date? 04/04/91
5. What Do You Want? to go to bed
6. Nervous Habit? yes please
7. Are You Double Jointed? Im sextuplet jointed.. I have no bones in fact.. I'm like a bowl of jelly like in the science book
8. Can You Roll Your Tongue? yes.. and i smoke it
9. Can You Raise An Eye Brow? it was a tough upbringing but he's very well behaved
10. Can You Cross You Eyes? me can cross me eyes. haha; 'am I cross eyed?!'


R A N D O M

1. Did You Eva Lie To Avoid Goin Out With Some One? Who's Eva?
2. Ever Thrown A Show At Some One? yes.. once I threw the broadway production of Cats at my sister
3. What Was The Oldest Some One Thought You Were? I often get mistaken for a twelve year old...


O T H E R

1. Do You Twirl Your Hair? No. It twirls me
3. What's Your Favorite Non-Alcoholic Drink? They come NON alcaholic too??!
4. Do You Cook? I like food


IN . T H E . L A S T . M O N T H . H A V E . Y O U.

1. Had A Bf/Gf? Ian is a boy
2. Bought Something? yes.. i bought a grey top..! GREY! WHY??
4. Sang: yay! SHE FUCKIN HATES ME! best song ever!
5. Been Hugged? I have indeed! HuggledyWuggeldy!
6. Felt Stupid? I am vair ditzy at times but I gotted Honours in puters Im smrt
7. Missed Someone? yip
8. Got Drunk? probably
9. Danced Crazy? no.. i remain poised and composed at all times
10. Gotten Your Hair Cut? possibly..actually wait...no
11. Cried: ALMOST