There may be trouble ahead

am stil the sexyest player in the pub league

Grants Win Biggest Cry Baby Of The Year Award !

the grants suck big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elms Bar New Update !

Ernie Jackson Aiming For Contract Ecxtension !
Sweetland Abducted By Columbia Mafia !
Chick Under Knife For New Legs , Feet and Upper Body
Walsey , Mckay , M.Lee .... Missing ?
S.Dorrans Takes a Dump On Grants Managers Car ?
Young and MacIntyre Return From Spanish Call Up
P.Munn Discovers He Is Brazillain ?
R.Hastings Admited To Alchol Rehab !
Squeek Launches New Manager Campaign Election !
Grants Complain That They Lost Fair And Square And Still Expect Points Taken Off Elms !

Stay Tuned For More !

Doubt it if this weather keeps up!
Im forseeing a whitewash from the Mont :-)

These "Mount " fuckers?!?!?
C'mon hughesy at least get our name right, i mean afterall we are going to pound yous again! And you will have an easy day this week at right back seen as i will be working! :-) Mon the MONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

screwball scramble oot is nut!!!

OOT his nut!

macintyre is out his nut

The Elms Sign The Grants Backbone Of Players

Last night saw The Elms making the biggest shock transfer swoop of the summer by signing 5 ! Grants players after the turmoil that is going on at the club.

C.MacIntyre , Mark Lee , Ryan Young , Craig Wales and Davy Mckay all signed 3 year deals last night at The Elms HQ all worth £14mill a year. The players are said to be happy to be signing with The Elms after a nightmare season under manager bawhum Sandy Boyce.

MacIntyre said in a interview last night with Sky Sports New " We are happy to come and sing with a legnedary club that has legendary players in the squad. We hope to help The Elms back up the league table and to also bring sucess this year. They have a great squad here and a great banter and im sure with our help we can have a great season "

The players were all signed in time for next Sundays game against The Bowery Bar in the League Cup.

The Grants Issue Hands Off Warning

The Grants have issued a " Hands of warning " over there defensive trio Davy Mckay , Mark Lee and Craig Wales.

No deal will be wolcomed or accepted by the club for these players and we plan to hold on to them for a very long time.

Though you can have Strog.

We challenge you to a friendly in July!

Is that fear we smell or has Mulgy stopped showering again?

As the Elms No 1 J, is this your page??????

Ah the elms......... Home to the best right back in all of sunday league football?!?!

Ur promised love was not forthcoming. As such I reserve the right to change my skin back once again!!
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In his dreams perhaps!!!
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Ok' I'll change it now however should sed love fail to arrive it will swiftly b changed bk! Haste pronto amigo! (not sure about that but it looks right!)
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Listen sunshine, Linds and I are unwhippable (and yes, that is a word)!!! U n Mr Hughes on the other hand r under the thumb! There's no shame in that! I'm jst a wee bit disappointed that it was so easy tho! Neither of u put up much of a struggle!!

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Until I am given love I refuse to change my skin! Thats jst how its gona b! x