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| There once was a dude called Jordan.
Who had incredible boredom.
So he gelled up his hair,
And had an affair.
And the guy's wife totally floored him.
gandhi? GO FUCK YOURSELF
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| Married | | | Hometown | | | Lisburn, the bronx. | | | | Jordan X.'s URL | | http://www.bebo.com/EUPHORIA_X | | | Member Since | | | May 2006 | |
| | Music: | | FFTL. lil wayne. HTID. showtek. sean paul. styles. scott brown. art of fighters. dot dot curve. snoop dogg. lady gaga. atreyu. i have clones. saosin. hixxy. BMTH. tatu. DDG. crystal castles. sky eats airplane. | | | → | | http://www.myspace.com/casey____ | | | Sports: | | football. | | | Happiest When: | | I'M FUCKIN BLAZIN. in bed all day on a sunday. not revising. playing fifa. being called sergio LMAO. in sportsworld. i do the thing when i'm so smashed i stop and close my eyes and pretend there's a beat on before doing a kaka celebration. BURGER AN PINT. people on the bus ask me to turn down my music. my mum reads my bebo profile and says 'jordan, that's not you at all.' i get an energy drink fix. i'm inside and i can see it's lashing. | | | Don't Like: | | the over dependancy on beebz and facebook. adidas shit that's £60. pulling my back out. cristiano ronaldo. the house is outta milk. how every employer ever overlooks me. why itunes doesn't open straight away. NOT BURGER AN PINT. when i get so wiped i lose my earring. how the ds battery lasts five minutes on wifi. sugar puff milk. my lack of balance. psychologists' names. | |
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LONDONDERRY ¬_¬
londonderry?KEYBOARD WARRIOR
R is for run!
p-p-p-p-p-placebo.placebo.placebo.placebo.pl
acebo.placebo.placebo.
WASTER!
Im laughing at your flashbox.
Get some Q into your system.
dawk!
that brightened my tbh
lmao
You Were The Other Day Sunshine
Being Dead Cheeky... (:
Q ACTUALLY.
Are You Still In Your Grumpy Mood? D:
(:
Jordan Alan Blakeee (:
lmao
-whoooooooosh-
rofl.
it's funny in my mind.
but you don't get it ):
is that...
make up
on yer face?! :|
everytime i go onto your bebo, my hearing gets just that little bit worse BBY.
p.s. nomnomnomnom
RAHHH.
i didnt lie.
ask her, she was showing me your baby pictures.
DAWK.x
lmao You're A Tit (:
I Know You Already Told Me.
And No They Aren't Granda Socks
They Are Daddy Socks According To Ciara, But She Said That When She Was Pissed Like (:
Here You Can Have My Last One, Might As Well Like. (:
i called but your mum said you weren't in so she stuck the kettle on a wee had a cuppa.x
Oh Good Good (:
Hopefully You Will Get It Like
Is That All You Are After The Discount? Lmao
I Love My Harry Potter Blazer So stfu
I Think You Are Just Jealous Of It tbh
I Forgot To Ask You How Your Interview Went? (:
i still love your mum like.[;