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Waistcoats.
whatever pointless object dillon brings with him.
zombies,mimes,pjs,wizard of oz,superheros.
cross dressing.
this is a banana.
UH!
breakfast club.
everything in sandwich form.
didgeridoo.
point n shoot.
queueing.
soothers n sore throats.
breaking bread.
fire drills.
the sea.
team awesome-o!!!?
for the cock.
tail.
trawling for mall ass.
floorgy.
dr. who cake.
the garden of love.
our bodies.
laura n greg.
curns birthday.
northerners first ever animal bar.
the bench-spitting,licking,fleming,groping,t
ickling,stinking out of it,nd cunning tactics.
dickless freaks.
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The French,
ventriloquists,
Elvis Presley
1975,
jazz,
The Magic Roundabout,
Bonn
Postman Pat,
Hello!,
Truly, Madly, Deeply,
the book A Parliamentary Affair by Edwina Currie
The "Dear Son" Nationwide Building Society advert,
1970s German softcore pornography
Margi Clarke,
the FA Cup
The Our Tune feature of Simon Bates' radio shows,
Snoopy,
Space Hoppers
Leggings,
television cop shows,
The Word
Casualty, long gloves, Eurodisney
Come Dancing,
faeces,
Songs of Praise
Unidentified tubes in meat,
William Shakespeare,
Action Man
Rodents especially rats
Australian television programmes,
Do It Yourself,
Richard and Judy,
children using the telephone
Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree,
mathematics teachers,
Sarah, Duchess of York,
Jilly Goolden
Vivienne Westwood,
dogs with disproportionately large genitals,
her post,
Michael Portillo's lips,
The Joanna Trollope television series
The Choir
BBC Radio 2,
the 1960s,
insurance companies,
car stickers,
cricket
The United States and The American people,
student backpackers,
public schoolboys,
Blue Peter
Caravans,
Last of the Summer Wine
The Bay City Rollers,
3-2-1 American football,
Germany
EastEnders,
Guests on Wogan
The sound of posh people talking,
Liverpool,
jacket and jeans combination
Sooty,
Mystic Meg,
clowns,
soap stars singing
"Puppet on a String",
dinner parties
doctors surgeries,
US fitness television channels,
Ferrero Rocher
Telephone chat-up lines,
baby talk,
films with subtitles,
mens public toilets
Being a teacher,
New Year's Eve,
people who don't know how to argue
People who dress up as football mascots,
weather forecasts,
Teletubbies,
celebrities doing jobs for which they are not qualified
Portsmouth,
Muzak,
Chris Evans,
Spike Milligans own house,
soap operas,
hunting,
parties
Shopping for Shoes,
Margaret Thatcher,
Plastic wrappers around videotapes and Compact Discs
The skin on rice pudding and custard,
Cockroaches,
youth hostelling,
Austria,
the song "Paper Roses" by Marie Osmond
Television cookery programmes,
leggings,
Gentlemen's clubs,
housework
Celebrity parties,
spitting,
the fact that dogs don't live long enough
Kissing on both cheeks,
mathematics,
Posh Tea,
Jeffrey Archer,
soppy love songs
Uninformed journalists,
cyclists
Bill Baileys own TV debut with a mind reading dog,
the revamped theme tune to The Bill,
the 1980s,
Chris de Burgh
Corporate fast food,
extended warranties,
cat lovers,
God Save the Queen
Ken Livingstone,
builders who make fun of her (Janet street porter) accent,
BBC Radio 1 DJs,
Stephen Bayley (who helped design the Millennium Dome) and other design gurus,
cockney culture
Wigs,
lawyers, smoking bans,
Section 28,
cooked apples,
golf
Bed and Breakfast,
the Crown jewels,
cheese footballs
The royal family going abroad,
dogs' lips,
'plucky underdog' films
Synchronised swimming,
DIY makeover shows like Changing Rooms
Pointless science,
Disney,
short people,
pretentious food,
modern country music
Silent letters,
pet accessories,
Alan Ball,
gifts from elderly relatives
Boy bands,
reverence to the Royal Family
Mini-cab drivers who honk to let you know they've arrived,
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,
litter,
Slugs,
snot
Pedal-bin hair,
Liz Hurley,
thongs,
realistic toys
Instruction manuals,
France,
golf,
eating in cinemas,
politicians,
rap
Tonsils,
student drama,
protest raps,
nautical fashion,
PE teachers
Children's television presenters,
Big Mouth Billy Bass,
Ben Elton,
media training,
24-hour television news channels
Late-night review shows,
New Age,
Australian Questioning Intonation,
Room 101
People who force holiday reps and entertainers (like at Butlin's) with no talent to entertain,
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The Original.......
>>People thought Pele was great because he played for Brazil in the World Cup when he was seventeen. When Larry was seventeen he was playing with Knockbride minors, Knockbride junior B’s, the odd senior game, St. Brigids u21’s, Bailieborough schools u18’s, the Cavan Vocational schools team, AND the Cavan Minors.
>>Maradona may have used the hand of God to beat England, but only Larry could get away with hoping the ball twice and scoring the equalising point in an Ulster final.
>>Pele and Maradona would run the length of the field, go around every opposition player including the goalkeeper and tap it into the empty net, Larry just runs to the corner and scores from there.
>>Pele needed to advertise viagra to turn people on. Larry Reilly just has to play football.
>>Because there’s only one great team play in blue and white, and it’s not Argentina.
>>In Brazil there’s a special edition toilet paper called ‘Pele’. There was going to be a toilet paper called ‘Larry’, but Larry Reilly doesn’t take crap from anyone.
>>Pele and Maradona had some of the world’s greatest ever players playing alongside them. Who had Larry?
>>I’ve never seen Pele bust through two Aussie Rules players and come out with the ball.
>>If Larry was a bullock, you’d say, ” he’s winthered well!”
>>Pele and Maadona played in some of the biggest and finest stadiums in the world, but you’d never see them scoring 1-8 against Killagarry of a winters evenin’.
>>Larry Reilly defies physics, no man weighing fifteen stone could be that fast.
>>There’d be no point in ringing Maradona if you had a pipe leaking .
>>Larry Reilly says shin gaurds are for babies.
>>Pele and Maradona may have come up against defenders from every corner of the world but did they ever skin Francie Bellew?...Larry sure did.
>>You always hear players being branded ‘the new Maradona’, or ‘the new Pele’. You’ll never hear anyone being called ‘the new Larry’. You know why?...Because there’ll only ever be one Larry Reilly.
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63 Annoying Questions Survey
63 Annoying Questions Survey| Song that always makes you sad | : for good from wicked... | | Last thing you bought | : of relative importance?-hellfest ticket | | Last person you argued with | : parents....thats what theyre there for | | Do you put butter before putting the jelly on | : well duh...and its called jam.preferably blackcurrent please. | | One of your nicknames as a kid | : nelsheen....dont ask. | | Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd | : i owned ALL OF EM | | Favorite day of the week | : thursday | | Favorite Sundae topping | : caramel | | Did you take Piano lessons | : for 8 FUCKING YEARS | | Most frequent song played | : nothing..they all get one shot | | TV show you secretly enjoy | : im up front about all my tv related affairs | | Would you rather play basketball or hockey | : id rather play the ukulele | | Date someone older or younger | : older | | One place you could travel right now | : to bed...its near and its warm | | Do you use umbrellas | : i do not...unless its sunny.nut then its called a parasol | | Do you know all the words to your national anthem | : yes i do..in both languages | | Favorite Cheese | : french brie please. | | Disturbed or My Chemical Romance | : eugh....disturbed..but i do cherish my inner emo | | Blondes or Brunettes | : brunettes | | Best job you ever had | : mammy let me iron once | | Did you go to your high school prom | : i went ot me debs ye | | Perfect time to wake up | : never | | Perfect time to go to bed | : about 6 hours after that | | Do you use your queen right away in chess | : chess...HA. | | Ever been in a car accident | : not exactly. | | Closer to mom or dad...or neither | : my daaaddy | | What do you call your sweetheart lovingly | : teddybear | | What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager | : 60s | | Favorite shoes you have EVER owned | : me new rocks.the nut crackers. | | Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood | : i have he cast from when they thought i broke my arm. | | Were you in track and field | : i went for a cross country run once | | Were you ever in a school talent show | : many a time | | Have you ever written in a library book | : ive corrected a spelling mistake or two | | Allergic to | : calpol | | Favorite fruit | : peaches | | Have you watched sex and the city | : religiously | | Baseball hat or toque | : what the fucks a toque | | Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap | : soap.. | | Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste | : i have people do that for me | | Pen or pencil | : pen | | Have you ever gambled at a casino | : nope | | Have you thrown up on a plane | : nope | | Have you thrown up in a car | : yes | | Have you thrown up at work | : i dont work.. | | Do you scream on roller coasters | : never been on one.they dont deserve my presence | | Who was your first prom date | : a mr jordan lee | | Who was your first roommate | : shiv | | What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time | : probably wine | | What was your first job | : babysitting spose | | What was your first car | : HA..like theyd let me on the roads | | When did you first go to a funeral | : when i was ickle | | How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown | : 17 | | Who was your first grade teacher | : my first CLASS teacher was a ms clarke. | | When did you sneak out of your house for the first time | : when i was 15 or so | | Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them | : sabrina mcdermott and no | | Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent | : in latt hills with boys and filth.it was wonderful. | | Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day | : T | | Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman | : I was a flowergirl when i was 3 | | What is the first thing you do in the morning | : go back to sleep | | What was the first concert you attended | : haha..50 CENT.can you belive it | | First tattoo or piercing | : after my ears-bellybutton then lip and so on..tattoo was the heart on my shoulder | | Where did you go on your first airplane ride | : when i was 9 | | First celebrity crush | : john travolta in grease |
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'Which Smash Hit Musical Represents You?'
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Nations
 The Nation of Bavariania is commanded by El Presidente Elle C. This country has instilled a healthy fear of government which has secured Elle C as life-long ruler. Technology is at the forefront of scientific research and the nation flourishes with superior communication and means of production. Government sponsored programs for health care allow any individual who owns land to receive care. Most citizens follow a generic code of conduct which produces a somewhat safe environment, but personal safety is largely product of personal ability. This nation has a growing military force, though the majority of its ranks are devoted to a marching band which plays at civic and government functions. A state religion is beginning to be introduced to the nation and all other religious practitioners have been deemed 'infidels' and are placed in stocks for public ridicule. Granted each schooling institution has test scores which merit more funding, all children receive a basic education from the government. This country is beginning to adopt many environmentally responsible practices, although any company with enough money can buy the right to disregard any practice they deem appropriate. New businesses opening in this country are assigned a government manager to oversee the productivity of the employees, and this government has promised many civil liberties, but conveniently have overly bureaucratic structures in place which ensure the untimely release of any social freedoms.
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Zodiac Love Profile
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What sex position r u
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bBo Addict
 Elle is 50% addicted to Bebo One moment please... loading the comparison!
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Quizzer
 Virginia you are-------->Wolfe ToneA religion or race doesnt mean you hate a person you respect all people, you know that people are people and religion or race does not change this.you are a brave person. You are also very friendly and find it easy to make friends .you want every one to be happy and you will do anything to make that happen  In The MiddleYou Get Absolutely Bashed In The Center
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The Best Profile Survey
| Name : |
  Ellen
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| Nick Name : |
  woman/popsy(dont ask,its a mammt thing) |
| Birthdate : |
  12/08/1990 |
| Birthplace: |
  duuublain |
| Current Location: |
  ceeeeavan |
| Eye Color: |
  blue |
| Hair Color: |
  black (at the moment) |
| Height: |
  5'8' |
| Weight: |
  150 lbs |
| Piercings: |
  10.. |
| Tatoos: |
  1 |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: |
  never |
| Vehicle: |
  anyone strong enough |
| Overused Phrase: |
  ridiculously |
| FAVORITES |
| Food: |
  noodles |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: |
  arthurs bar on karaoke night |
| Candy: |
  starbar |
| Number: |
  7 |
| Color: |
  black |
| Animal: |
  cats |
| Drink: |
  smithwicks /jack n balck |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: |
  facial hair(i know its not realy a body part) |
| Perfume: |
  elle by ysl |
| TV Show: |
  pushing daisies |
| Music Album: |
  dont have one |
| Movie: |
  downfall |
| Actor/Actress: |
  the depp...ravishing. |
| This or That
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| Pepsi or Coke: |
  pepsi |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: |
  burgerking |
| Chocolate or Vanilla |
  chocolate |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: |
  hot chocolate |
| Kiss or Hug: |
  kiss |
| Dog or Cat: |
  cat |
| Rap or Punk: |
  punk |
| Summer or Winter: |
  winter |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: |
  funny |
| Love or Money: |
  love |
| YOUR... |
| Bedtime: |
  whenever i falls,i sleeps |
| Most Missed Memory: |
  stagewise |
| Best phyiscal feature: |
  my spleen |
| First Thought Waking Up: |
  where am i..where is my pint |
| Ambition: |
  find that pint |
| Best Friends: |
  lisa,shiv,eery guy ive ever met |
| Weakness: |
  guys with piercings and facial hair |
| Fears: |
  freakin jellyfish |
| Longest relationship: |
  o god em..luke cadden. |
| HAVE YOU...
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| Cheated Your Partner: |
  yes |
| Ever been beaten up: |
  ha |
| Ever beaten someone up: |
  my brother gets a good thump now n then |
| Ever Shoplifted: |
  no |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: |
  o yes |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: |
  yes...call me. |
| Been Dumped Lately: |
  recycle. |
| IN A GUY/GAL
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| Favorite Eye Color: |
  brown |
| Favorite Hair Color: |
  black |
| Short or Long: |
  long |
| Height: |
  6 ft plus |
| Style: |
  punk...me loves it |
| Looks or Personality: |
  personality |
| Hot or Cute |
  hot |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: |
  muscular |
| RANDOMS
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| What country do you want to Visit: |
  germany |
| How do you want to Die: |
  ramageing schizophrenic goat |
| Been to the Mall Lately: |
  navan shoppin cnetre all the way |
| Get along with your Parents: |
  never, as a rule |
| Health Freak: |
  ha |
| Do you think your Attractive: |
  smokin hot |
| Believe in Yourself: |
  pinch 'ye im real alright' |
| Want to go to College: |
  went to college |
| Do you Smoke: |
  yes |
| Do you Drink: |
  not enough |
| Shower Daily: |
  yup |
| Been in Love: |
  many times |
| Do you Sing: |
  too much |
| Want to get Married: |
  i dont belive in marraige |
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What will you go to prison for?
What will you go to prison for?RapeYou love having sex and will do just about anything to get it. Naughty, naughty!
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Which Scrubs Character Are You??
Which Scrubs Character Are You??You Are Elliot Reid!!!No one likes you. But that's just first impressions! Once people get beyond your initial...weirdness, they come to see you as a pretty cool person who genuinely tries, over and over if need be, to succeed in everything -- work, relationships, and life in general. All you need to do is relax a little, build up a little self-confidence, and maybe figure out what to do with that hair in your face.
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Are you a Pirate, Ninja, or Cowboy?
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Are You a Moron?
Pirate
No one cares if you're smart or not. That's because you're a pirate!
We all love pirates! They speak funny and they dress funny. Whether
they're moronic or not, pirates are a good time.
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Hellfest 2009 - Skinless - Public sur scene
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