“Zoe: Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself.
Mal: No! No it's not!
Zoe: Oh! (Zoe, Jayne, and Wash shoot bad guy)”

“I was a teacher long before I was Secretary of Education, and causes are only lost when we give up.”

“Charlie: [about Locke] I mean, you tell me, who would you rather meet in a dark alley? Whatever's out there or that geezer with his FOUR HUNDRED knives? I mean, who packs four hundred knives? Personally, I can only have space for two hundred, THREE hundred at most”